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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



My alcohol tolerance has loving plummeted in the Age of Covid, because I usually only drink when I'm out and I haven't been inside a restaurant since early March 2020. Drinking loosens me up and makes me more social. I am a very shy person. I don't drink much at home because I'm not shy there and getting drunk at home just results in me going to sleep.

I just drank two Budweisers and I am embarrassingly close to drunk. You can judge me for drinking Bud if you want, it's okay. I mostly only like Lagers, although wheat beers like Blue Moon are okay too. So I think Budweiser is a perfectly acceptable beer to have with a meal.

I am shocked at my pitiful alcohol tolerance and I was curious if you guys and gals were drinking more than you did in the Before Times, or if, like me, you're drinking less.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The frogs say budweiser on the lilypads haha

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Way loving more, I was well on the way replacing my beers with protein drinks and spending several nights a week at the gym before Covid hit lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I've been drinking a lot less for about a year and a half ever since the doctor told me I had to.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pretty pathetic IMO. I'll drink your left over beers I guess, gently caress it.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I'm jealous honestly having a high tolerance sucks, too many calories required and gets expensive

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Pretty pathetic IMO. I'll drink your left over beers I guess, gently caress it.

It's okay to judge me but it does still hurt.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Sometimes a frosty conglomerate macro is just right. Enjoy your buzz!

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I only drink when I'm isolated inside please send help my liver is about to give out.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Not enough nitrous for my draught.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I couldn't tell you the last time I had a drink, op. Pretty sure I'd be in the same boat.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i will not stop drinking beer until i either die or run out of money. i haven't been sober in years

edit: that is not entirely true. sometimes i have to sober up so i can drive to the hardware store or church. but that is like a 7 hour window once or twice a week



Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Apr 2, 2021

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
god created beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy - benny franklin

e: i'm drunk and high right now and idgaf

dee eight fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Apr 2, 2021

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

dee eight posted:

god created beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy - benny franklin

e: i'm drunk and high right now and idgaf

Dee i simply won't believe it

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I like to grab 2 beers at a time from the fridge, then the 2nd beer is just the right temperature. Very pro strategy.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

its all nice on rice posted:

I only drink when I'm isolated inside please send help my liver is about to give out.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


great big cardboard tube posted:

I'm jealous honestly having a high tolerance sucks, too many calories required and gets expensive

Yep, I wish I had lower tolerance. Even when I don't drink for an extended period of time it's still pretty high.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
BAC .04

BIC 1

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Zeluth posted:

BAC .04

BIC 1

DIC 8.5

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Budweiser???? Hardly know 'er!!!!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Zeluth posted:

BAC .04

BIC 1

What if you run out of ink?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Two Sips Willy. That’s your new name

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I like to grab 2 beers at a time from the fridge, then the 2nd beer is just the right temperature. Very pro strategy.

interesting. I put the second one in the freezer for the same reason

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
WAZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPP

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Also are we allowed to drunkpost in GBS now because if so I love this site again

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

low key sex master posted:

Also are we allowed to drunkpost in GBS now because if so I love this site again

what is drunk? baby just post more, just post....more

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just lol if you can stomach it sober

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Must be weird getting drunk off of water OP

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Budweiser more like Buttwiper

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Once in the Before Times I was at a liquor store with a friend and when I asked him if he'd drink Goldschlager he said "Do I look like a fifteen year old girl?" and then he unironically bought a bottle of Amaretto a few minutes later.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Have you considered this is a growth moment to confront your alcoholism

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



My first experience being drunk was sneaking two cans of Old Style from my uncle’s fridge and drinking them in a corn field when I was 14. It was awesome and I burped a lot.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
This week, we had a "date night" for the first time in years. We got wrecked after sharing 2/3rds of a bottle of wine.

My mid-twenties self is shaming me.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
more like covid-19 pounds of beer weight

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Tiberius Christ posted:

Have you considered this is a growth moment to confront your alcoholism

lol if you think this counts as alcoholism

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

How satisfying was your pee time op?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Chief McHeath posted:

How satisfying was your pee time op?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZfHxShRmA

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It was one of those one hand against the wall ahegao face pees but all of mine are like that except for post-sex pees, which as a wise man I do sitting down, so the hand doesn't come into play.

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

I took up brewing as a hobby just before it started. I'm about 5% barley by this point.

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coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

goongrats on your cheap drunk, I wish I was like that

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