- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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Please give me your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
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Apr 23, 2021 19:24
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- Adbot
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May 27, 2024 02:36
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Officer... I'm sure there is some sort of *cough* arrangement that can be made?
*holds up a frog beanie baby*
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Apr 23, 2021 19:28
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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Are you trying to bribe me sir?
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Apr 23, 2021 19:29
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is it because you love me?
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Apr 23, 2021 20:27
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i hope it is
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Apr 23, 2021 20:27
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ahhh i didn't mean to say that out loud aw jeez you must think im a loser
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Apr 23, 2021 20:27
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I could ask you the same question!
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Apr 23, 2021 21:32
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- Cobalt-60
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by Azathoth
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Does anyone really know why we're here?
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Apr 23, 2021 23:31
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- Elmnt80
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Sorry, I swear the big smokey burnout was just my foot slipping off the clutch.
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Apr 24, 2021 00:48
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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You're all under arrest
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Apr 24, 2021 00:50
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You'll have to catch me first!
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Apr 24, 2021 01:36
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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You'll have to catch me first!
Sir put your hands above your head or you will get tazed.
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Apr 24, 2021 07:42
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Sir put your hands above your head or you will get tazed.
My collarbone is broken! WTF???
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Apr 24, 2021 09:34
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- nut
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sir my giant hat is clearly in the way
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Apr 24, 2021 11:10
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I thought we were both just in line at the Wendy's drive-thru.
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Apr 24, 2021 13:38
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before u ask, officer, yes that is dunkaroo frosting
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Apr 24, 2021 14:58
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- Yinlock
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ha ha did tyler put you up to this, i knew that rascal wouldn't forget my birthday
here let me show you all the cocaine i'm smuggling in the trunk, we're gonna have one hell of a party
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Apr 24, 2021 16:48
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hello... again!
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yes i know. and i know you know i know. but do you know why I know you know why i know why you pulled me over?
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Apr 24, 2021 18:57
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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You can have my drugs, but you have to find em in my butthole first.
Sir, get against the wall, spread your legs and cough.
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Apr 24, 2021 22:19
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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I thought we were both just in line at the Wendy's drive-thru.
Sir there isn't a Wendy's within twelve miles of here. What drugs are you on?
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Apr 24, 2021 22:22
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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sir my giant hat is clearly in the way
Sir, You do know that is a Class 12 Felony?
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Apr 24, 2021 22:23
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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ha ha did tyler put you up to this, i knew that rascal wouldn't forget my birthday
here let me show you all the cocaine i'm smuggling in the trunk, we're gonna have one hell of a party
No Sir it was for speeding. How do you plead?
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Apr 24, 2021 22:23
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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Can it have something to do with my irresistible rims?
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Apr 25, 2021 16:03
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Sir, You do know that is a Class 12 Felony?
does this mean I have to return my GED?
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Apr 25, 2021 16:29
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Sir, You do know that is a Class 12 Felony?
This will never hold up in court because everyone will immediately recognize I've got not class!
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Apr 25, 2021 16:32
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- Cobalt-60
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by Azathoth
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No Sir it was for speeding. How do you plead?
Like this: *grovels*
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Apr 25, 2021 16:59
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May 27, 2024 02:36
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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SHOTS FIRED. *starts blastin'*
Yes keep doing this sir.
does this mean I have to return my GED?
You have DRUGS too? That's extra time.
This will never hold up in court because everyone will immediately recognize I've got not class!
Touche.
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