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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

BORG ALERT



MAJOR BORG ALERT



BORG ALERT



MAJOR BORG ALERT

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Prepare to be rear end liminated.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Raise shields. Red alert. Evasive maneuvers. Take us to port bearing 330 mark 15. Send emergency signal to Starfleet: send nudes. of neelix

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


BROG ALERT

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
"Oh poo poo that's a jive talkin cube!" -Data the 1970s pimp android

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Grumblepuff posted:

Send emergency signal to Starfleet: send nudes.
Here's a nude photo of Flula Borg

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



DATA HAS HAD TOO MANY BORG ALERTS, HELP

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth



Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Yeah I just got my MBA

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"Assimilate my balls into ya mouf" I cackle as the Borg inject nanoparticles into my nervous system, making me part of the hive

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

low key sex master posted:

"Assimilate my balls into ya mouf" I cackle as the Borg inject nanoparticles into my nervous system, making me part of the hive

Yeah well Klingon my balls bitch!

Or in my native tongue, Klingon my balls bitch!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

why isn't the wendy's girl a borg lady in the ad

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Borg? Sounds Swedish

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Prepare to be befriended

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Do borgs gently caress?

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Hi I'm posting in a Star Citizen thread! :)

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Spaghett posted:

Do borgs gently caress?

Prepare to be rear end STIMULATED :D

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Ahahahahahahaha. You fools. You idiots. You've fallen right into my trap.

*The Collective is now worse for having me for a member*

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Why aren't there more helpful Borg? Maybe like one with a skillet/spatula arm combo to make me some bacon & eggs? Why's it gotta be claw, claw, claw?

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
gently caress Borg

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

phasmid posted:

Why aren't there more helpful Borg? Maybe like one with a skillet/spatula arm combo to make me some bacon & eggs? Why's it gotta be claw, claw, claw?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Big Beef City posted:

why isn't the wendy's girl a borg lady in the ad

That would be kinda hot. :thunk:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyjo4c5IUFU

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEm4fFLHeZQ

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

is that the best you can pull from your extensive collection?

that's kinda a letdown from your usual standard MPP

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Klyith posted:

is that the best you can pull from your extensive collection?

that's kinda a letdown from your usual standard MPP

Not a lot of high quality borg content out there tbh. Most of it is either human-form Seven of Nine, which doesn't count, or lower quality Deviantart drawings. Like this snek borg.






I will endeavor not to disappoint you again.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
False alarm https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

captain, permission to suck them off

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Worf: Captain, I think we shou...

Picard: No

Worf: You didn't even let me finish this time

Picard: No

Worf: What if I was going to say we should drop our shields and beam over gift baskets

Picard: still No

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Why don’t they just shoot the borg with guns. Their magic space shields only work against lasers, it seems so obvious

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THE BORG NEAR URANUS!!

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

The Swedish Chef has human hands? My whole childhood is a lie.

Borg borg borg indeed.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Bad borg! :redass:

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Borg me? Borg you!

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