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Why? Jesus. Poop at home in the morning and when you get home. Don’t stink up the office bathroom you disgusting idiot. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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if you're good at something, why do it for free?
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May 20, 2021 01:47
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and if you are gonna do it, do a courtesy flush jesus christ
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May 20, 2021 01:50
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That's why I poo poo on company time
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May 20, 2021 01:51
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I drink 15 cups of coffee a day, you're delusional if you think I'm not running to spray liquid poo poo all over the toilet every 20 minutes. Hold it for 8 hours? lmao never gonna happen
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May 20, 2021 01:51
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low key sex master posted:Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime This. Plus, I gotta pay for electricity to pump water to flush my shits at home. At work, I poo poo for free.
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May 20, 2021 01:53
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i'll poo poo however i want, gently caress off op
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May 20, 2021 01:55
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gently caress YOU I WON'T poo poo HOW YA TELL ME
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May 20, 2021 01:55
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Check this out OP: No.
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May 20, 2021 01:59
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OP is a boss and I don't mean that in a good way He is an exploiter of the proletariat and this post confirms it
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May 20, 2021 02:00
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I can't just re-time my midmorning massive loud and proud pull that paper hard make the roll go KLACKALAKALAKALAKA
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May 20, 2021 02:02
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Because I'm getting paid, and taking 5 times longer than necessary, and there isn't a goddamn thing they can do about it
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May 20, 2021 02:03
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I walk to the next building over which is mostly empty and poo poo to my heart’s content in private bathrooms
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May 20, 2021 02:05
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why poo poo for free??
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May 20, 2021 02:10
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low key sex master posted:OP is a boss and I don't mean that in a good way 100%. Scumbag is even trying to pretend he's an actual worker that has to use the same bathrooms as the people that do the real labor to try to shame hardworking, underpaid people into not making GBS threads. making GBS threads on company time is a sacred duty.
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May 20, 2021 02:11
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Awful ridiculous thread
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May 20, 2021 02:12
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low key sex master posted:Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime 
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May 20, 2021 02:14
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I'm saving $$$ on TP and soap
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May 20, 2021 02:14
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gently caress YOU
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May 20, 2021 02:17
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sorry op, the verdict is in. You're either gonna have to smell all of our collective rear end stinks every day you work for the rest of your life, or start holding your pee all day until your balls explode
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May 20, 2021 02:37
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Let me break this down for you dipshit Let's say I poop for 10 minutes a day, 5 days a week (realistically it's 5 minutes pooping, 5 minutes poo poo posting [LOL] on SA). That's 50 minutes a week. 200 minutes a month. 2400 / 60 hours a year. 40 loving hours a year to loosen my bowels in the company turlet. I'm salaried now, but it's still practically free vacation. Makes u think, doesn't it, shitbird
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May 20, 2021 02:40
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the best thing about working from home is pooping on company time in the luxurious surroundings of your own bathroom
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May 20, 2021 03:05
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Piggy Smalls posted:Why? Jesus. Poop at home in the morning and when you get home. Don’t stink up the office bathroom you disgusting idiot. gently caress you, I'm getting paid to poo poo you loser
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May 20, 2021 03:08
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Bezos spotted
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May 20, 2021 03:10
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I poo poo in the women's bathroom after they've all left for the day, it's much cleaner and less used
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May 20, 2021 03:11
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Smugworth posted:Let me break this down for you dipshit This is why I take multiple poo poo breaks. We have two individual one hole bathrooms for four guys in my suite. I think I poo poo for like $6400 dollars last year.
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May 20, 2021 03:12
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Had a friend who loved to talk on the toilet and make painful UUUUUnnnngh! noises while on the commode. While that being hilarious, I always felt bad for his rectum.
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May 20, 2021 03:13
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Zeluth posted:Had a friend who loved to talk on the toilet and make painful UUUUUnnnngh! noises while on the commode. While that being hilarious, I always felt bad for his rectum. You should have offered to inspect it with the head of your penis
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May 20, 2021 03:15
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Nothing like getting OT pay for pooping on company time.
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May 20, 2021 03:18
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I'm breaking the toilet at work with copious amounts of poo poo tomorrow because of this thread
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May 20, 2021 03:19
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Things I like:
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May 20, 2021 03:21
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I also like having s3x with the ops mom
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May 20, 2021 03:22
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what if it's not an office bathroom, op
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May 20, 2021 03:24
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Nooner posted:I also like having s3x with the ops mom Next time we're over we should use her toilet
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May 20, 2021 03:25
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Piggy Smalls posted:Why? Jesus. Poop at home in the morning and when you get home. Don’t stink up the office bathroom you disgusting idiot. Stop pooping in a non-work toilet, you scab.
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May 20, 2021 03:31
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My boss tried to coerce me into staying many hours overtime but officially clocked off (so I wasn't paid for it) because "customers come first!" At one point he wanted me to stay til 7:30 (I clocked off that day at 4pm) because someone may or may not show up and they may or may not spend a bunch of money. I refused and from that point I would not even walk into the building until two minutes before my rostered time, and I would walk straight to the bathroom and do my business. Sometimes I wouldn't even need to, I'd just sit there and read or whatever, because gently caress that. That's why I shut on company time. If you're a good work place then people won't try to disappear at every possible moment. If everyone at your work is "always in the bathroom" then your company is poo poo and you should bail ASAP. Life advice.
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May 20, 2021 03:35
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BigBadSteve posted:Stop pooping in a non-work toilet, you scab. You're not the boss of me. I'll poop where and when I drat well feel-
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May 20, 2021 03:35
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There was no better feeling back when I was working at the supermarket, than when you are working on a Sunday, or Public Holiday or whatever, going in to the toilets and hanging a poo poo thinking "I am getting double time for this." Overtime poos are also pretty sweet.
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May 20, 2021 03:40
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the schedule doesn't always line up. the unmasked dudes at my office were breathing my poo poo today
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Because I don’t have to poop before work, I have to poop at around 10am. I’m at work at 10am, therefore I poop at work. It’s just my body’s natural rhythm. Cons of working from home: Water bill got noticeably higher. Spending more of my own money buying more toilet paper than I used to. Pros of working from home: About once a week my anus used to bleed a little bit. Turns out using my own toilet paper put a stop to that, so it was the cheap TP in the office. No bleeding since March 2020. If they ever make me go back to the office, I’m filing a complaint with HR.
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