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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Here is the safe space for serious posters whose gimmick is seriously posting only so they can have a separate but equal place to post seriously as their gimmick.

This will be my only post here have fun !

Edit -

I will post if the Dow Jones went up or down today in this thread only upon serious reflection.

Derpies fucked around with this message at 02:30 on May 21, 2021

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Thank you. As a very serious serious poster, I’m glad I have a serious place to post seriously.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I RELOADED MY STAPLER FOR MY TAX FORMS THAT I HAVE TO HAND INTO THE GOVERNMENT.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Itemize

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Seriously thinking over my lawn care regime.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Thank you I'm going to continue to watch movies right now

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I grilled tonight and I'm really good at grilling chicken

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Very interesting stuff people, keep it coming.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
the internet is very serious, and I for one do not enjoy reading about your sinful self-manipulation in my thread about sniffing my own farts. Also I am no fun which is why I do not think nooner should be a mod or win the photo of the month threads

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Please stop op, my crack-addled chimp brain can’t reconcile you telling jokes sometimes and being serious other times. I’m going to go with “everything is a joke” and HHHHRRRRRRRWWWWRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHMMMMMMMMWWWEEEEEEEOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAHHHH! :argh:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


CONSIDERING FIXING THE DIFFERENTIAL FOUNDATION PROBLEM IN MY HOUSE FOR MY FUTURE HOME SELLERS EQUITY

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AKZ posted:

Seriously thinking over my lawn care regime.

This isn't the Suburban Dads thread fella, careful you don't end up probed

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Today the DOW Jones Finished up 188.11 points or .55 percent.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


wearing a special Size One-Million jock's trap for my king kong ding dong

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


BARBRA THINKS THE HARLEY IS A BAD INVESTMENT EVEN THOUGH I NEED TO LIVE FREE™

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Smugworth posted:

This isn't the Suburban Dads thread fella, careful you don't end up probed

Those clowns think crabgrass mitigation is some kind of ironic hobby. This is the serious thread.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Yes hello I'm here for the open house?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you buy natural peanut butter it can have a tendency to separate during storage and mixing it together again before use can be an excruciating toil. instead, you can purchase a custom-designed handheld peanut butter re-homogenization device from your local peanut emporium - something i highly recommend if you, like me, consume more peanut butter than water. well enough of this serious talk - i'll butter you if you butter me?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


CAPS LOCK WILL NOT TURN sHIFT

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Derpies posted:

Today the DOW Jones Finished up 188.11 points or .55 percent.

Oatly (OTLY) the swedish based company known for their oat milk product began trading on the NASDAQ today. Despite being a 27 year old company that is not turning a profit, the initial price immediately shot up from 17 to above 20.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


wHEN i WANT TO CRY ABOUT MY LIFE i LISTEN TO fOLK pUNK

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Lately I have been reading some books on Zen Buddhism by D.T. Suzuki. I don't know if I have a have a solid understanding yet, but the literature seems to imply that I never will, and I should make my peace with that. I will continue reading and maybe give this "sitting quietly" thing a "spin."

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Can we get some more mild salsa for the table?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Heath posted:

Lately I have been reading some books on Zen Buddhism by D.T. Suzuki. I don't know if I have a have a solid understanding yet, but the literature seems to imply that I never will, and I should make my peace with that. I will continue reading and maybe give this "sitting quietly" thing a "spin."

The finger that points at the moon is not the moon itself

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The finger that points at the moon is not the moon itself

What if you were on the moon and covered your finger in moon dust and then pointed at the moon?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Mozi posted:

What if you were on the moon and covered your finger in moon dust and then pointed at the moon?

You have missed the point completely.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
But did he miss the moon?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm a sereal poster

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I'm not intellectual enough for this thread :confused:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I just had a burrito from a local place. Carnitas, a little bit of rice to soak up excess juice, black beans, queso fresco, a corn salsa, fresh jalepenos, and a bit of a habenero salsa. It was a very good burrito and the dude at the taqueria was very chill and friendly. He complimented the ninja turtles mask I was wearing. I don't even remember where I got it but I grabbed that one on a whim on the way out the door.

A serious post for a serious burrito.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Who What Now posted:

But did he miss the moon?

Yes. If we were to continue with the analogy, they are in fact too focused on the finger pointing at the moon rather than the moon itself

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Yes. If we were to continue with the analogy, they are in fact too focused on the finger pointing at the moon rather than the moon itself

If the finger and the moon share the same fundamental nature, are they not one in the same?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Heath posted:

If the finger and the moon share the same fundamental nature, are they not one in the same?

*Smiles and bows*

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

the USDA says that only 1 in 10 demon girls are eating enough vegetables

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

*Smiles and bows*

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Klyith posted:

the USDA says that only 1 in 10 demon girls are eating enough vegetables

This is a serious problem!!!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This is all that I do!?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Fiber supplements have done wonders for my regularity and overall gut health even as a man in his 30s. I recommend and endorse them, for everyone.

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Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

Seriously posting white noise

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