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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


deez nuts

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pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
...did you do that wrong on purpose?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lick my testicles with your mouth op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ligma taint

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
i had a goal of getting someone with updog for awhile but no one fell for it :(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Revins posted:

i had a goal of getting someone with updog for awhile but no one fell for it :(

what's updog?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I have gotten got

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Sid Vicious posted:

what's updog?

updog my balls

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Sid Vicious posted:

what's updog?

it's not the same on the internet but ty sid

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you're the ligma now, dog

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Hope this helps!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
rush ligmas dead lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Circumcised Elon
Jun 20, 2021

by Shine
this is good

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Who is Steve Jobs?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


fish and chips and dip posted:

Who is Steve Jobs?

ligma balls!

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

fish and chips and dip posted:

Who is Steve Jobs?

not much whats steve jobs w you??

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I guess I just don't see what's supposed to be so funny about licking balls
can someone explain?

what is so funny, about bending over, or lying back, or kneeling, y'know, depending on where they're gonna be at
or hunkering down on your haunches, that's an option, however you wanna get ready there is fine,
in front of somebody's scrotum
just getting on down to eye level with their fleshy ballsack, dangling there between their legs
then sticking your tongue out. right? getting ready...
leaning forward- actually physically moving your own face closer to the person's gonads
okay?
getting your face nice and close to those hairy danglers
and then your tongue actually coming into contact with that other person's testicles, on purpose

what's so funny about that?
your own personal tongue, the only one you get your whole life, that you eat with, that you talk with, that you taste with, that some of you, y'know, if you're old enough, you might kiss with
some of you might be harmonica players, use it to play harmonica
you actually use that tongue of yours, and you just go ahead and you lick some balls with it?
you just go ahead and run that thing across a pair of balls?
and there's supposedly something funny about that, about a person doing that to somebody else's balls

well I don't see it
I guess I'm just in the dark here
because I don't see at all, the big hairy chucklefest
about getting on groin level, y'know, groin-to-face level
with another person,
a testicle-bearing individual, y'know,
opening your mouth,

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

fish and chips and dip posted:

Who is Steve Jobs?

When was Steve Jobs?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Idk it's been around since at least the 1400s. There's records of the Turkish court historian Güzlen Ondëz talking about ligma

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Meme Poker Party posted:

When was Steve Jobs?

What was Steve Jobs?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


youve ruined my day

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Sid Vicious posted:

ligma balls!

well if nobody else is going to do it...

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I keep trying to find the Watchman blue man blowing Rorschach up saying Ligma Balls but I can't find it. :(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Pennywise the Frown posted:

I keep trying to find the Watchman blue man blowing Rorschach up saying Ligma Balls but I can't find it. :(

i got you bro

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Wait till you hear about milkma

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Sid Vicious posted:

i got you bro



:glomp:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Smugworth posted:

Wait till you hear about milkma

What's milkma?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Sid Vicious posted:

youve ruined my day

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/fleshsack/

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



C'mon down to the farm and I'll show you how to milkma lil Smugworth

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

C'mon down to the farm and I'll show you how to milkma lil Smugworth

don't do it he's bad

he is my forums enemy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Smugworth posted:

C'mon down to the farm and I'll show you how to milkma lil Smugworth

I wouldn't I got my whole hand stuck in there one time and there weren't even any prizes in there like he said

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

would you rather ligma butt or ligma balls???? choose wisely.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

numberoneposter posted:

would you rather ligma butt or ligma balls???? choose wisely.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Cubone posted:

I guess I just don't see what's supposed to be so funny about licking balls...

Comedy is all about timing, so perhaps if you experiment with different frequencies and speeds?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You've actually known about ligma all your life, only now has the knowledge been unlocked

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Botodem is such a terrible disease

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Sid Vicious posted:

i got you bro



lol

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