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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you would think it would be blood oranges but its actually nectarines (neck-tarines)

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Starfruit

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


rotinaj posted:

Starfruit

dont be loving stupid

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Grapefruit but he can't have them because it messes with his meds

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Big Beef City posted:

Grapefruit but he can't have them because it messes with his meds

Dr Acula put me on an SNRI

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Big Beef City posted:

Grapefruit but he can't have them because it messes with his meds

:drac::hf::smith:

Although I have it sometimes anyway.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Untagged pomegranates

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


why didnt the ghost go to the school dance?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

The Bloop posted:

Untagged pomegranates

:hmmyes:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Sid Vicious posted:

why didnt the ghost go to the school dance?

Boo-bies

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Fruit of the Loom.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

why didnt the ghost go to the school dance?

It was dead

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sid Vicious posted:

why didnt the ghost go to the school dance?

Another ghost told it that it was totally going to be there and dance with them but no showed as a cruel joke

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
It had no body to go with!!!

What do u call an alligator in a vest

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Floodixor posted:

It had no body to go with!!!

What do u call an alligator in a vest

an investigator!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
i think draculas favourite fruit is broccoli because its rich in iron and he hates fun

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The Walrus posted:

i think draculas favourite fruit is broccoli because its rich in iron and he hates fun

broccoli is a loving vegetal!!!!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Sid Vicious posted:

broccoli is a loving vegetal!!!!

That's what I'm saiyan!

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I think its a BLOOD orange!!!!

e: gently caress beaten by the op

LuckyCat fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Jul 8, 2021

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
how come the skeleton could not cross the road?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

broccoli is a loving vegetal!!!!

he thinks actual fruit is too decadent and is a symptom of a diseased society. and hes is the cure.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


WILDTURKEY101 posted:

how come the skeleton could not cross the road?

he didnt have the guts to :yohoho:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Why did the chicken cross the road?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


staberind posted:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
It was stapled to the Punk

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

durians

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
ClamATO juice.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Dick

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!
if any of you idiots knew ANYTHING you'd know that Dracula's #1 fruit is green grapes, bunch of idiots in here not knowing about Dracula's love of green grapes

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!
They teach you that in like, second grade, which is also when I dropped out of school to work in the coal mines of Transylvania.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

it's probably a prickly pear because it has the highest calcium content of all fruits (83mg per cup, wowza!!!!!!!!) and he needs to keep his teeth strong

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!
and for the last time his name isn't "Dr. Acula," he is Dr. Doc torAcũla and he's studied blood-borne diseases for thousands of years.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Sid Vicious posted:

you would think it would be blood oranges but its actually nectarines (neck-tarines)

I didn't know this actually thank you for enlightening me

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Is this the movie(?) where Dracula and his girl look at dresses while window shopping?
I forget where I saw it, but I never forgot the scene itself.

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Sid Vicious posted:

an investigator!

Hell yeah

Why do ghosts like to go to bars

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Drac burgin’

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I'm Dracula's favorite fruit OP. Because I am a slender necked hot twink.

Chief McHeath posted:

and for the last time his name isn't "Dr. Acula," he is Dr. Doc torAcũla and he's studied blood-borne diseases for thousands of years.

He was born in the 13th century, moran.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Floodixor posted:

Hell yeah

Why do ghosts like to go to bars

tell me

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Why was the wolfman so nervous at the gay werewolf orgy?

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