|
FATHER Oh, my daughter has married this good-looking fiddler, whom I hated at first but have come to appreciate, and now his beloved rooftop is aflame. If we rescue him we may be able to flee our cherished home to safety. But wherever shall we go?
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 23:40
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 15:58 |
|
|
DAUGHTER I've heard so many good things about Las Vegas. FATHER The gambling capital of the world! The casinos would surely help us. Las Vegas! [cue song LAS VEGAS!]
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 23:50
|
|
|
I saw that movie once and honestly do not remember why he was running around on rooftops. It's pretty weird tbh. I'd say he should be casted as a back-flipping ninja with a fiddle, hopping across the whole town with his fiddle. Fiddler on the Roof 2: Ninja
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 23:50
|
|
|
IF I WERE A THIN MAN A BIDEE DEE DEE LA LA DEE DEE LA DEE DAAAA
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 23:55
|
|
|
I'm a fiddler. But I'm on the god drat ground now.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 23:58
|
|
|
I'm so envious of the guys who get to fiddle on roofs like i used to, what the hell, I can see them from down here.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2021 23:59
|
|
|
fiddler on the roof drat near killed her on the roof
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 00:10
|
|
|
Fiddler on the Roof 2: Nashville Sensation
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 00:15
|
|
|
Who do you think will have to follow up Barbra Streisand's incredible performance in the inevitable Yentl remake
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 00:24
|
|
|
Oy vey the fiddling and the roof tops and now the loving of my daughter even I could sing about it maybe even
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 00:28
|
|
|
The sequel is a crime musical: Diddler on the Roof
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 00:33
|
|
|
Fiddler 2 - The Stupid Daughter Who Moved To Warsaw Ends Up in Sobibor
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 00:37
|
|
|
Fiddler 2: American Pogrom
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 00:47
|
|
|
Midler on the Roof “Moooom, she’s up there again.” *Bette Midler in full costume on the roof* “Hello, roof! My name’s Winifred, what’s yours?? I put a spell on yooooooou…”
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 01:02
|
|
|
Can Fiddler on the Roof 2 have a cameo appearance by The Gremlins? Or will that just bring up copyright issues?
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 01:52
|
|
|
Internetjack posted:I saw that movie once and honestly do not remember why he was running around on rooftops. It's pretty weird tbh. but if he wasn't dancing on rooftops then he wouldn't be the fiddler on the roof, duh!
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 01:52
|
|
|
he would just be "some guy who sometimes plays the fiddle" which is much less impressive imho
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 01:53
|
|
|
Fiddler on the Roof 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 01:59
|
|
|
he should have a cool electric fiddle like that guy in revenge of the nerds!!!!
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 02:19
|
|
|
Fiddler Goes Electric: A Rooftop Story
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 02:22
|
|
|
Daughter: father the fiddler is on the roof again Father: God drat that little poo poo I swear to jehova HEY YOU COME THE gently caress DOWN FROM THERE DONT MAKE ME GET THE AIRSOFT GUN AGAIN
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 02:25
|
|
|
TEVYA I thought you were dead? LASER WOLF What, you think the CIA didn't have the technology to put me back together? Now I really am a laser wolf! [LASER WOLF powers up his LASERS]
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 02:26
|
|
|
2Fast2Fiddler
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 02:27
|
|
|
Mozi posted:2Fast2Fiddler
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 02:53
|
|
|
I must fiddle upon the tallest roof in the world. The burj khalifa!
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 02:57
|
|
|
Fiddler on the Roof 2: An Etude in A Mein Herr (The "A" stands for ADOLF)
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 03:01
|
|
|
Applewhite posted:TEVYA TEVYE: You still lust for my daughters?! You will never take them! I will not allow it! LASER WOLF: Oh, I'm not asking for your permission, Reb Tevye. I'm asking... for your DISMEMBERMENT. *lasers begin slicing towards Tevye*
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 03:43
|
|
|
the holy poopacy posted:TEVYE: You still lust for my daughters?! You will never take them! I will not allow it! LASER WOLF: I am a very good butcher....
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 04:00
|
|
|
the fiddler is stopped from fiddling on the roof by osha. the rest of the film is a 3 hour libertarian screed about the evils of government regulation.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 04:13
|
|
|
The story opens with a 1 hour back story about the Fiddler coming to America and overcoming antisemitism. The story then unfolds as his delinquent son opens a whore house. The plot then skips ahead to his great grandson opening a hotel/money laundering casino in Atlantic City. The grandson looks to his daughter with lusty eyes and hands her the violin. He will be the first semetic President and his daughter will learn the song of their people. But first, they will sing a musical number about persecution and evading the New York attorney general for sex trafficking and importing illegal polish immigrants.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 04:25
|
|
|
You Are A Elf posted:Midler on the Roof I would watch this.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 04:28
|
|
|
maybe he will get a chance to enjoy those delicious latkes in the new movie
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 04:57
|
|
|
Xenocides posted:I would watch this.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 05:00
|
|
|
When I went to see fiddler the program had a six page  essay at the front about how fiddler on the roof is "a sequel to itself" because the jews that got driven out of russia moved to new york and their kids started the whole broadway scene so I guess just watch The Producers
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 05:37
|
|
|
FIDDLER: Excuse me good sir, which way is the service elevator?
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 06:41
|
|
|
I thought they already made a sequel to this? Spielberg directed it. Something with Liam Neeson called “Schindler’s List”. It was in black and white though so I never bothered watching it.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 06:48
|
|
|
Comedy porn version: Diddler on the roof e;fb but with a different meaning for the word diddler, i guess
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 07:50
|
|
|
FATHER Oh, I cannot believe that we have all made it here safely to beautiful Cincinnati, in America. But I will never forget where we come from, which is another country with a lot of tradition. YOUNG DAUGHTER But what about Mama? FATHER Oh, do not remind me of my pain! I loved her more than my life. I was saying that all of us, who are here, survived the journey. Let us not speak of your mother's maritime mishap, a mystery which will surely never be solved. I weep! Do not mention her name. MIDDLE DAUGHTER But the captain-- FATHER And everyone is finally married. All have a spouse. YOUNG DAUGHTER You don't, Papa! Father Schatz, you are talking so bleak. Is something the matter? YOUNG DAUGHTER No daddy, it's good news. We're pregrnat! FATHER Oh no, all three of my daughters are preglant? That makes four problems, which is a big problem, which makes five problems! In the old country I had just three problems. How am I going to pay for three extravagant gender reveal parties?
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 08:42
|
|
|
I'd watch an adaptation of A Shoggoth On The Roof.
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 10:41
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 15:58 |
|
|
Even though no one wants it, Lin Minuel Miranda is doing the songs and Taika Waititi is doing the jokes
|
|
#
?
Jul 21, 2021 11:59
|
|