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 The one in the back right, I remember there used to be a billion advertisements for these things that cost approximately $1,000,000 and promised you could get a weeks worth of exercise in like 5 minutes. It was pre-youtube, I couldn't even understand what you were supposed to do with it. Anyone also remember these things?
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I remember this thing as well. They used to run ads in the LA Times. I seem to recall it having some kind of curvy 'bow' type contraptions hanging off it.
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Aug 6, 2021 19:51
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I remember this it is called the ROM oh look they still exist: https://www.romquickgym.com/
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Aug 6, 2021 19:54
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The Bloop posted:I remember this it is called the ROM Checks out:  
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Aug 6, 2021 19:58
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I remember seeing these things in magazines forever and goddamn it I still kind of want one even though I know better
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Aug 6, 2021 20:02
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I do weeks of weight lifting in mere moments by dropping several tons of garbage on top of my head
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Aug 6, 2021 20:03
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Shakeweights?
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Aug 6, 2021 20:03
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I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure there's no form of exercise you can do that will give you a shedded body in just 4 minutes day
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Aug 6, 2021 20:09
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure there's no form of exercise you can do that will give you a shedded body in just 4 minutes day High Intensity Interval Puking
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Aug 6, 2021 20:10
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VA VA VA voom 🥵🥵🥵
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Aug 6, 2021 20:11
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure there's no form of exercise you can do that will give you a shedded body in just 4 minutes day Come on down to my full body full throttle bust hut and I'll get u shredded and rock hard in just minutes
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Aug 6, 2021 20:13
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Smugworth posted:VA VA VA voom 🥵🥵🥵 you also think she's working an elaborate milking apparatus?
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Aug 6, 2021 20:14
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure there's no form of exercise you can do that will give you a shedded body in just 4 minutes day What about vigorous application of a wood chipper
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Aug 6, 2021 20:22
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Chris Benoit used it to kill himself after killing his whole family with wrestling moves. You rear end in a top hat. 
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Aug 7, 2021 01:35
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isnt kinda dangerous to have a fast spinning wheel exposed like that.
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Aug 7, 2021 01:40
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PhazonLink posted:isnt kinda dangerous to have a fast spinning wheel exposed like that. You mean, like a bicycle?
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Aug 7, 2021 01:54
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It looks like something you'd find in a BDSM sex club. 
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Aug 7, 2021 02:35
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It's like an exercise machine designed by whoever invented crossfit.
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Aug 7, 2021 02:38
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CPL593H posted:It looks like something you'd find in a BDSM sex club. Where do you put your dick?
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Aug 7, 2021 02:40
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's like an exercise machine designed by H.R. Giger
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Aug 7, 2021 02:46
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Where don’t you put your dick
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure there's no form of exercise you can do that will give you a shedded body in just 4 minutes day Rowing maybe. Why the hell does this thing exist just row.
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Aug 7, 2021 03:10
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I hosed it
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Aug 7, 2021 03:50
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CPL593H posted:It looks like something you'd find in a BDSM sex club. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrzEDyS9Ddw
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Aug 7, 2021 04:02
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I'm right here OP. You can ride me all night long.
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Aug 7, 2021 04:54
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CPL593H posted:It looks like something you'd find in a BDSM sex club. It looks like HR Gieger designed Santa's Sleigh
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Aug 7, 2021 05:08
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this machine cured me of my brain tumor
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Aug 7, 2021 05:54
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Three Olives I have to say, after carefully considering the whole situation, and I stand with my back to the wall, walking is better than running away, and crawling ain't no good at all.
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Aug 7, 2021 08:02
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Aug 7, 2021 08:03
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$1500 for 30 days of rental. That means if I buy 100 of these at full price then rent them out hourly in a gym I'll be rich in no time!
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Aug 7, 2021 08:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0o19mkxg-o Looks like a good chunk of the workout is from setting it up. Hopefully the $15k price tag includes a free moving dolly.
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Aug 7, 2021 08:19
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Zachack posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0o19mkxg-o one of the best eps ive heard in years. can someone link the discogs please
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Zachack posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0o19mkxg-o Love that the narration is like Caves of Qud flavor text written by Ayn Rand "The ROM Machine is a functional work of art, a bold design of industrial steel and gleaming chrome, precision engineered to deliver a complete workout..."
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Aug 7, 2021 08:34
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Uh oh. I'm gonna do it
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Aug 7, 2021 08:41
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https://gfycat.com/elegantparchedalleycat-mobile.mp4
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Aug 7, 2021 08:54
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to use The Machine against the wishes of its creator is to usher in the third coming of Richie Rich represented by the actor Macaulay Culkin harbinger of technological slavery as foretold by visionary futurologist and bomber of airlines and universities Theodore J. Kaczynski. please tread with caution and remember to read the user manual
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Aug 7, 2021 08:55
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Three Olives posted:
I did it for a month and it loving sucks. I would rather just do cardio while I watch TV. Anyway, it's true you can exercise less and for shorter periods with that workout method but the machine is irrelevant to the process. You can run around a tree for the same effect. CPL593H posted:It looks like something you'd find in a BDSM sex club. 
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