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Aug 13, 2021 08:57
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uhhhhhh so yeah boss..... so tuggin? you tuggin?????
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Aug 13, 2021 09:02
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Derpies posted:uhhhhhh so yeah boss..... so tuggin? you tuggin????? Uh ooooohhh!!!!
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Aug 13, 2021 09:06
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My boss takes the biggest shits omg
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Aug 13, 2021 11:04
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"Guilty as charged" I state into the mirror, "does that mean that I'm still unemployed?"
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Aug 13, 2021 11:36
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I talk poo poo about my boss straight to their face OP, why don't you?
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Aug 13, 2021 12:43
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Yeah? And? gently caress you, you ruined my life! (I am self-employed.)
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Aug 13, 2021 12:45
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I'm sposeda be draggin my foot out yo mothafuckin rear end
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Aug 13, 2021 12:47
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Mooey Cow posted:I talk poo poo about my boss straight to their face OP, why don't you? Well not all of us can get a job at the Dick Sucking factory! There are limited vacancies every hiring season.
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Aug 13, 2021 12:48
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uh hey boss as i was just saying, you're really awful and terrible and suck super bad... at being a bad boss! you're great and i love you!
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Aug 13, 2021 12:56
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Lascivious Sloth posted:My boss takes the biggest shits omg  hosed around
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Aug 13, 2021 13:09
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Seppuku on a friday = long as hell weekend!!
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Aug 13, 2021 13:32
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Derpies posted:uhhhhhh so yeah boss..... so tuggin? you tuggin????? Man you have like one note and you love to play it, huh?
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Aug 13, 2021 13:53
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What are you gonna do, fire me?  ~ man who was fired
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Aug 13, 2021 14:00
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Don't worry babe, your stupid rear end husband won't ever fin- hooollyyy poo poo! Uhhhh I mean where did all our clothes go how did this happen haha
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Aug 13, 2021 14:03
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that live version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town he does that gets played at infinitum over the holidays is terrible, just terrible. gently caress you, bruce, new jersey sucks dick
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Aug 13, 2021 14:26
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Nooooo, I uh... it's.... well, you caught me. I'm trying to see what these other guys are saying about you, you know, so we can just sort of judge the team morale. I was going to... I'll... I'll email you my findings.
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Aug 13, 2021 14:31
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The Walrus posted:that live version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town he does that gets played at infinitum over the holidays is terrible, just terrible. gently caress you, bruce, new jersey sucks dick dude... he's standing right behind you....
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Aug 13, 2021 14:36
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Armitag3 posted:
boss, your walk is all hosed up. you look insane.
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Aug 13, 2021 14:50
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*My snickering is interrupted by the sound of a fart and a toilet flushing* *My boss casually exits the stall and walks toward me and Wilkens standing at the sinks* *Wilkens adjusts his tie and hurriedly exclaims he’s going to be late for that 2pm meeting and dashes out the bathroom leaving only my boss and I* *Boss forces me back into his dirty stall, sticks my head in the toilet and gives me a swirly while spanking my rear end* *He spits in my face and tells me to get back to work* *Have to walk back to my desk with soaking wet hair and raging erection*
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Aug 13, 2021 15:05
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I'll confront my boss after being caught and tell them that their mom all hosed me and I have restraining orders against them
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Aug 13, 2021 15:18
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The Bramble posted:Man you have like one note and you love to play it, huh? Why mess with perfection?
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Aug 13, 2021 15:21
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The boss got no rear end.
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Aug 13, 2021 15:41
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state trooper is a good song. everything else sounds the same. also, how can you have a working class shtick when you've never actually worked a job? you were what 18 and a half when you got famous? what were you like a camp counselor for one summer? you work part time at path mark senior year of high school? gently caress you Springsteen bitch you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big
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Aug 13, 2021 15:44
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Look, this business is a small world. They don't need a blacklist, word will get around on its own. And the thing is, it's true! The old man is terrible at dick-sucking. He got where he is because he inherited this factory.
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Aug 13, 2021 16:02
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I really hope this won't come back to bite me in the rear end when the boss unveils his new anti-crime mech at the board meeting later today.
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Aug 13, 2021 16:57
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I am the foreman at the dick sucking factory and you are all in deep trouble!!!
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Aug 13, 2021 17:33
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The Bramble posted:Man you have like one note and you love to play it, huh? itt things get too meta for comfort when The Bramble finds out the Derpies is his boss irl.
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Aug 13, 2021 17:40
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Meme Poker Party posted:The boss got no rear end. Most no rear end haven'st mother fucker I ever did see
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Aug 13, 2021 17:41
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Itt you're self employed as a depressed gbs poster tugger in a basement
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Aug 13, 2021 20:27
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The Bramble posted:Man you have like one note and you love to play it, huh? better than having no notes and being you
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Aug 13, 2021 20:28
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i dont believe in bosses
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Aug 13, 2021 21:26
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boss? more like loss, heh heh
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Aug 13, 2021 21:28
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oh great glad you're here, got a bone to pick with you, boss.
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Aug 13, 2021 22:40
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Let's face it, Dick Jones's lost his teeth; he's a pussy. We're young, he's old.
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Aug 13, 2021 22:44
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I said what I said
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Aug 13, 2021 22:50
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What's he going to do about it? Manifest a second or third form after I deplete his hit points? biiiiiiiiitch
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Aug 14, 2021 00:15
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it was just "locker room" talk
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Aug 14, 2021 00:54
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I'm just saying what everyone's thinking
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Aug 14, 2021 00:56
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What I'm seeing is a lot of tough hombres itt that would give Tony Danza the dozens huh?
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