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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

In 1965, Bob Dylan sexually abused a 12 year old.

Shortly afterward in 1966, he released this song who people believed was about Edie Sedgwick but I'm not so sure now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulpBwlOUW0c

Nobody feels any pain
Tonight as I stand inside the rain
Everybody knows that baby's got new clothes
But lately I see her ribbons and her bows
Have fallen from her curls

She takes just like a woman
Yes, she does, she makes love just like a woman
Yes, she does, and she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl

Queen Mary, she's my friend
Yes, I believe I'll go see her again
Nobody has to guess that baby can't be blessed
'Til she finally sees that she's like all the rest
With her fog, her amphetamine, and her pearls

She takes just like a woman
Yes, she makes love just like a woman
Yes, she does, and she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl

It was raining from the first
And I was dying there of thirst
So I came in here
And your long-time curse hurts
But what's worse is this pain in here
I can't stay in here

Ain't it clear that I just can't fit
Yes, I believe that it's time for us to quit
But when we meet again, introduced as friends
Please don't let on that you knew me when
I was hungry and it was your world

Ah, you fake just like a woman
Yes, you do, you make love just like a woman
Yes, you do, then you ache just like a woman
But you break just like a little girl


What a loving creep. Hopefully, his remains will be blowin' in the wind soon.
:yikeseroo:

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This affects my life somehow op thank you

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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those times sure are a-changin'

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

All along the peeping Tom tower

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
And I thought his singing was the worst thing he'd done.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

rainy day women 12 & 35 was a sex tape

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

would you please tell that to your friend in the cowboy hat

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
i have bad news about all famous musicians

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I don’t believe you...

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
you’re a LIAR

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
OP you dumbass you've spelled "bob" backwards!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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im obo dylan

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

e: this was a bad take by me - the point is anyone actively doing this needs to be brought to task. Period.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Aug 17, 2021

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

erosion posted:

i have bad news about all men

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
don't think twice it's alright OP:unsmigghh:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

who?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

you might remember him as the man who played an electric guitar once and it was a big to-do

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I only listen to wholesome musicians like David Bowie and Xxxtentacion

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
wow old time musician turns out to be a sex pervert who knew

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm going to be a big rock star with my chart-topping hit "I Swear to God I am Not a Sex Creep"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i had to look this up and, bob dydlan is in fact, still alive

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

that was the name of his last album

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Anthem was the Bob Dylan of video games but at least that game didn't have diddling involved

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Looking forward to Bob Dylan's upcoming Subway endorsement

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

also, the accuser filed this lawsuit 1 day before the "New York Child Victims Act" expired and is having their identity protected as a minor despite being a 68 year old? is that how this law is supposed to work? i don't know poo poo about new york, law, or anything really, just read the article and am confused

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

That guy who won a Nobel Prize in Diddling a few years ago.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

what ive gathered from the thread and that article is that an old bad guitar man did (does?) sex crimes

ok

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
In the wild, male chimpanzees have sex with the females as soon as they begin puberty, and male bonobos pretty much stick their dick in anything with a wet hole regardless of age or species.

Both of them are humanity's closest living relatives, so it's no wonder a lot of guys are rapists and sex pests.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Mulaney Power Move posted:

that was the name of his last album

"diddler on the roof"

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

well i see you got your expiring new york child victims act, you must really tell me how your lawsuit works under something like that

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Hopefully his son is alright

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
loving weak. Probably the one that hits me hardest. drat you bob

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
cool its been like 12 years since I've even heard one of his songs and I wasn't planning on changing that any time soon

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


It's an allegation. We don't know if he actually did.It's one person's word and there hasn't been a court case yet.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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This is how threads die

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

BigBadSteve posted:

It's an allegation. We don't know if he actually did.It's one person's word and there hasn't been a court case yet.

Yikes. BigBadSteve doesn't believe women.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

oh and how many years must pass after the sex crimes go by, before i can no longer be charged or tried

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Robert Dylan

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Mulaney Power Move posted:

oh and how many years must pass after the sex crimes go by, before i can no longer be charged or tried

69

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Like a rolling grope

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