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September is colorectal health month, and one thing that seems universally good for that is regular exams (for you ancient goons) and a mixture of soluble and insoluble fiber. But that thread isnt about fiber intake or medical screenings, its about recording your bowel movements on a 1-5 or 1-10 scale and seeing if there might be a trend based on your dietary habits. I'm going to start with this morning: Rating: 3/5 +reasonable levels of relief/ahh factor -above average exertion of energy -not a clean exit. Notes: A truly unremarkable poop, reminding me that humans might be higher level animals, but still animals controlled by base instincts and ruled by the harsh realities of biology. Ground rules for the thread: 1)NO IMAGES, AGAIN. 2)ABSOLUTELY NO HORNY POSTING 3) reserved space. 4)as a sovereign gbs poster, a mod has to request in writing (to be posted ITT) that this thread be closed instead of exercising extrajudicial powers to close it without consultation with myself and other posters benefiting from the public service this thread provides. buglord fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Sep 7, 2021 |
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Aug 17, 2021 21:03
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Many of my poops ARE 'logs'
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Aug 17, 2021 21:04
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8/10 Nice long log came out in tact, not liquid but not parched fried chicken looking, perfect intermediate. Mild spice but it actually elevated the experience.
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Aug 17, 2021 21:09
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Imagine your poop being on display https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite
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Aug 17, 2021 21:10
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my poo schedule recently flipped from night to morning. if theres a poo doctor out there that can explain this one i would be very appreciative. i would rate my last defecation 6 out of 10. solid start but it lost consitancy towards the end.
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Aug 17, 2021 21:18
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1/5 Stars Horrible poop this morning. Stunk up the whole kitchen and did not taste very good either. Kept getting stuck in my teeth and was way too dry. Tiny bits of corn were a little relief. Saved it from being 0/5. Would not eat again.
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Aug 17, 2021 22:00
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whoever logs the best poop record at the end of this thread can go into business selling homemade capsules for DIY FMT
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Aug 17, 2021 22:44
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:my poo schedule recently flipped from night to morning. if theres a poo doctor out there that can explain this one i would be very appreciative. U need 2 eat some ribs and red beans and rice. 
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Aug 17, 2021 23:12
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captain's log.....hehe
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Aug 17, 2021 23:30
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Aug 17, 2021 23:44
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Pal you are dangerously close to breaking the first thread rule, I’m going to be watching your every move from now on
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Aug 17, 2021 23:54
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You know, I was just thinking GBS was about due for another making GBS threads thread. Thanks OP!
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Aug 17, 2021 23:56
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I didn’t poop at all today OP  However I did have a nice big Greek salad for dinner with lots of fresh veggies. Looking forward to posting results in the A.M.
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Aug 18, 2021 00:00
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Okay serious post, I quit drinking recently and am starting to get to the point where I can poop real logs again and its exciting. I generally try to eat somewhat decently and get plenty of fiber so I never truly got to the full on liquid poops of some. Anyway I had a bm earlier and while it was still pretty squishy it was a marked improvement over even yesterday Rating 4/5 -still far from what one would call an ideal turd but +a sign my colon health is improving that reminds me I need to grab some more greek yogurt
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Aug 18, 2021 00:15
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oh on the subject of poop there is human poop on the moon. astronauts left a lot of bodily waste on the moon in like, space-grade bags to exchange the weight with rock samples and such from the moon next time you look at the moon, think of poop (there's an episode of the podcast Unexplainable about it called Moon Poop if you would like to know more)
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Aug 18, 2021 00:18
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Revins posted:oh on the subject of poop Haha what do you think it smells like so many years later haha
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Aug 18, 2021 00:19
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Haha what do you think it smells like so many years later haha idk what do you think heaven smells like. bet its pretty close (take this post however you will)
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Aug 18, 2021 00:22
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can we ms paint our poop?
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Aug 18, 2021 00:27
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I pooped in downstairs bathroom today, which is a pretty unique experience. Something wasn’t right, but then I realized the cat was using her litter box in in the same room at the same time. I didn’t like that.
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Aug 18, 2021 00:31
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Aug 18, 2021 00:42
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Revins posted:idk what do you think heaven smells like. bet its pretty close Serious post, that poop has gone through thousands of day/night cycles with a temperature range of 260F to -280F. Probably doesn’t smell like much anymore.
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Carwash oval office posted:I pooped in downstairs bathroom today, which is a pretty unique experience. Something wasn’t right, but then I realized the cat was using her litter box in in the same room at the same time. I didn’t like that. My cat regularly follows me into the bathroom so making eye contact with my cat while we're both pooping is something that happens like once a week for me
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I've been taking a fiber supplement each day for strong, firm stools. When I first started, I was taking three a day but they were too firm and I was tired of my rear end in a top hat slamming shut so I weened myself back to two and the tapered turds returned and it's been great.
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Aug 18, 2021 00:59
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had the runs all day. 5 or 6 trips at irregular intervals, some close calls. mild stomach cramps. terrible smell. no bowl painting squirts tho so just a 2/10 pooping day
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Aug 18, 2021 02:55
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I quit drinking coffee, now my logs are humongous and require practically no wiping. 5/5, highly recommend.
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Aug 18, 2021 03:01
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happy birthday buglord!
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Aug 18, 2021 04:19
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a primate posted:I quit drinking coffee, now my logs are humongous and require practically no wiping. 5/5, highly recommend. The opposite is true for me. Started drinking coffee and now i poo poo like a king. Also started smoking weed which helped even more.
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Aug 18, 2021 05:04
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3/5 Watery and mostly liquid, but some digested chunks and a few leaves from the salad. I also no longer have a colon, so as long as there's no blood -- and even if it's just a bit -- we're golden!
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Aug 18, 2021 05:14
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i make poopie!!!! 
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Aug 18, 2021 05:17
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yesterday i poo poo a lot. i lost count at around 30 bathroom visits. each trip produced just a marble sized feces. they were clean drops though i could just tell, no wiping required. i would rate yesterdays movements 8 out of 10 x 30.Chinatown posted:i make poopie!!!! you sick gently caress
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Aug 18, 2021 05:36
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:yesterday i poo poo a lot. i lost count at around 30 bathroom visits. each trip produced just a marble sized feces. they were clean drops though i could just tell, no wiping required. i would rate yesterdays movements 8 out of 10 x 30. Pal are you still pooping in a ditch in the bayou or did you finally get a toilet Derpies posted:happy birthday buglord! Thanks! I had a great day today actually. Roommates got me a cake
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Aug 18, 2021 06:02
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I didn’t poop at all today OP Just pooped. Solid start, liquid finish, minor cramping. I’d like to go lie down but I’m on calls all morning. 4/10.
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Aug 18, 2021 13:42
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Im just dropping little white pellets I guess thats normal ROBON WOLOMS fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Aug 18, 2021 |
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Aug 18, 2021 13:53
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Serious post, that poop has gone through thousands of day/night cycles with a temperature range of 260F to -280F. Probably doesn’t smell like much anymore. Bullshit. After being exposed to the solar winds that poop has developed sentience. Anyway my poop this morning was a 5/10. Over too quickly and my neighbor started yelling at me so I missed the best bit but judging from the empty feeling inside of an acceptable size.
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Aug 18, 2021 14:54
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smooth brown snake
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Aug 18, 2021 15:22
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im drinking coffee right now, will update accordingly
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Aug 18, 2021 15:58
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The Colonel’s Famous Bowl gave me a 2/5 this morning. Delicious but makes for a terrible next-morning BM.
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Aug 18, 2021 16:00
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How small if this toilet Under half a meter side to side, then put in that massive TP dispenser  (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) ROBON WOLOMS fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Aug 18, 2021 |
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ROBON WOLOMS posted:How small if this toilet That is a fart toilet.
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