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If some sort of immediate catastrophic event like a nuke, sudden volcano eruption, huge flood, etc. made you dead, how would you like your corpse to be posed? We all know about the Pompeii guy who died tuggin, and that is for sure a valid option.  Tuggin is one way to go, crouched on the shitter and making GBS threads is another good one. Getting suddenly removed from existence while loving would probably be okay. Perhaps kicking some dumb rear end that did some stupid poo poo in the chest. Maybe your mouth is wide open while you do a sick jump off a bridge in your Miata, and you get completely calcified mid-air.
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i had sex with your mom last night
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Aug 20, 2021 03:18
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Pointing in horror in the opposite direction of the thing that annihilated you so that if your body is preserved future people will be like "Wow what was this other mystery cataclysm that occurred at the exact same time? Let's base our whole society around trying to discover this important secret."
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Aug 20, 2021 03:19
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Doggy style with your rear end facing the blast. You could try and fart to counter act it, or more likely, you'll just get sodomized by the blast and won't even notice.
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Aug 20, 2021 03:21
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Aug 20, 2021 03:28
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Call Your Grandma posted:i had sex with your mom last night Well, it hurts to hear this since she exists as a bowl of ashes at my sister's house and I am offended to hear that my mother's dead ashes fell in contact with your genitals somehow. I would also call my grandma but both of them have passed. I call, talk to and visit my Granddad at least twice a week, Call Your Grandma, it is a very positive message.
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Aug 20, 2021 03:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7zyF2QJ1BA
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Aug 20, 2021 03:32
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Packed in a box full of sand. The sand will melt into glass from the heat, and afterwards there'll be a neat glass cube with a skeleton in it. You'll be the star attraction at the apocalypse exhibit at the Smithsonian.
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Aug 20, 2021 03:36
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middle of a rad kickflip
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Aug 20, 2021 03:38
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Doggy style with your rear end facing the blast. I poo poo more violently than you have ever seen or experienced, I do it at home, I do it at work, I do it at the rest stops and truck stops when I'm pulling my trailer. I even do it in my own god danged house. Most of the time I'm tuggin too.
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Aug 20, 2021 03:42
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Ants. They march on.
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Aug 20, 2021 03:43
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If I saw a lahar coming straight at me from my viewpoint at the base of an erupting volcano, I’d drop trou’ and assume the goatse position so that 2000 years later, archaeologists can have a good laugh.
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Aug 20, 2021 04:12
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You Are A Elf posted:If I saw a lahar coming straight at me from my viewpoint at the base of an erupting volcano, I’d drop trou’ and assume the goatse position so that 2000 years later, archaeologists can have a good laugh. They might also laugh at your butt too
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Aug 20, 2021 04:20
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Set up my recliner pointing at the apocalypse, sitting there laid back with a beer in one hand, legs crossed casually like I’m hanging out at the beach. I want future archeologists or aliens to marvel at how chill I was. Edit: I want my museum inscription to be “guy chilling”
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Aug 20, 2021 06:33
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https://i.imgur.com/mW0d1IE.gifv
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Aug 20, 2021 06:44
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like this but on the crapper
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Aug 21, 2021 11:23
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The Management posted:Set up my recliner pointing at the apocalypse, sitting there laid back with a beer in one hand, legs crossed casually like I’m hanging out at the beach. I want future archeologists or aliens to marvel at how chill I was. 
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Aug 21, 2021 11:35
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Reverse Dutch Rudder
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Aug 21, 2021 11:42
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laugh and point at the mushroom cloud like wee man laughing and pointing at some poo prank gone wrong
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Aug 21, 2021 11:50
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I want my corpse to be on the toilet.
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Aug 21, 2021 11:52
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In a T-Pose, of course
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Aug 21, 2021 11:54
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Real answer is take as many photos as I can and then try and protect the camera like the photographer at Mt St Helens. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Landsburg
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Aug 21, 2021 12:39
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Sucking your own dick. Amaze future archeologists with your flexibility and attention to detail
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Aug 21, 2021 12:41
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I intend to die in front of a web browser just crammed FULL of fantasy-themed pornographic art. I trust the people of the future to have the skill and knowledge to retrieve the exact data. Future generations must be told about the elf and the lamia.
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Aug 21, 2021 12:45
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Aug 21, 2021 12:51
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In the bronze Fonz pose. The poster and the statue
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Aug 21, 2021 13:29
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Tuggn it!
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Aug 21, 2021 13:48
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I'll tell ya how I wanna die: With 2 chicks at the same time.
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Aug 21, 2021 14:17
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Turdo posted:Reverse Dutch Rudder Great. Now that’s in my search history.
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Aug 21, 2021 15:14
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Great. Now that’s in my search history. Do tell!!
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Aug 21, 2021 16:25
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Playing my air guitar OP.
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Aug 21, 2021 17:50
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Mac and Cheese posted:laugh and point at the mushroom cloud like wee man laughing and pointing at some poo prank gone wrong Hi, I'm Wee Man and this is the Broken Arrow
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Aug 21, 2021 17:52
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Packed in a box full of sand. The sand will melt into glass from the heat, and afterwards there'll be a neat glass cube with a skeleton in it. You'll be the star attraction at the apocalypse exhibit at the Smithsonian. This would be extremely cool
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Aug 21, 2021 18:20
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Doesn’t matter I want to be in the atomization zone
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Aug 21, 2021 18:23
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Packed in a box full of sand. The sand will melt into glass from the heat, and afterwards there'll be a neat glass cube with a skeleton in it. You'll be the star attraction at the apocalypse exhibit at the Smithsonian. Wouldn't this preserve you so you wouldn't decompose into a skeleton?
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Aug 21, 2021 19:36
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I could be wrong, but I think glass made in that manner would be, like, all black and brown and not really transparent. The super mutants would just have to take the ghoul tour guide's word for it that there was some 21st century dork in there.
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Aug 21, 2021 19:52
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wearing an elaborate costume so that all the ash and mud preserve the shape of your genderswapped sonic with huge titties cosplay or whatever
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Aug 21, 2021 19:53
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might be a trick to get the timing right but i would like to be preserved in the throes of an advanced tetanus infection 
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Aug 21, 2021 19:59
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doing the caramelldansen in front of a wall as the nuke vaporizes my body and leaves a shadow of death i'll be the silver lining exhibit at the memorial museum. yes, it was a great tragedy, but at least this piece of poo poo died.
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