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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

In this thread U MSPAINT A DICK OR PUSSY!!

i will begin:

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
What is the appropriate viewing distance at which to appreciate this art

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

signalnoise posted:

What is the appropriate viewing distance at which to appreciate this art

Depending on the size of ur monitor/tv i would say a 50 inch TV would necessitate a 2 foot distance max to appreciate the work that i have done.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


signalnoise posted:

What is the appropriate viewing distance at which to appreciate this art

With ur monitor OFF

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


drat what dicks have you been sucking OP?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
8======D~~~({*})

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

drat what dicks have you been sucking OP?

The lumps are kidney stones that accidentally ended up in the scrotum

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Is this a donger & scrote in motion but taken as a snapshot, like is the wiggly stuff because it's experiencing a high frequency vibration, or is this what it looks like all the time

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

signalnoise posted:

Is this a donger & scrote in motion but taken as a snapshot, like is the wiggly stuff because it's experiencing a high frequency vibration, or is this what it looks like all the time

Thats what it looks like naturally

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Please contribute. This is a public artistic endeavor

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Ol' Tricky Dick

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Armitag3 posted:

Ol' Tricky Dick



drat.... I thought I told u to not draw my exact penus in this thread smh

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

drat.... I thought I told u to not draw my exact penus in this thread smh

Is that why your dick is always in 🍑?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Lol

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

It's like one big lumpy piece of coal in that scrote.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You Are A Elf posted:

It's like one big lumpy piece of coal in that scrote.

It's a lesson about being naughty b4 Christmas

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
I'm so gay and horny

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lascivious Sloth posted:

I'm so gay and horny

Thats really crazy

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I call this piece The Birth of the Word.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Paladinus posted:

I call this piece The Birth of the Word.



Very simple with elegant line work, I believe if you look closely enough you can see in the looping lines the recursive nature implied by pussy, in that it both has its menstrual cycle and gives birth at the beginning of the loop that leads to death. Very thought provoking piece 4.5/5

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


It looks traced from wikihow because I'm pretty sure Paladinus has never seen a vajayjay.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Armitag3 posted:

It looks traced from wikihow because I'm pretty sure Paladinus has never seen a vajayjay.

It could be the next big art scandal

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast


(it's 2 dicks docking)

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Mac and Cheese posted:



(it's 2 dicks docking)

now that's art

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Armitag3 posted:

It looks traced from wikihow because I'm pretty sure Paladinus has never seen a vajayjay.

I might be the only person who's really seen a real vajayjay.

E: This one is called Literal Dick.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Sep 6, 2021

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I've actually never seen a vagina IRL because my dicks so huge, I have to stand like 50 feet away when I'm loving a girl.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I've actually never seen a vagina IRL because my dicks so huge, I have to stand like 50 feet away when I'm loving a girl.

:rolleyes:                                                                          :fh:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I've actually never seen a vagina IRL because my dicks so huge, I have to stand like 50 feet away when I'm loving a girl.

that sounds inconvenient

is iit like a go go gadget-penis

and does it come out of your detective hat?

what do Penny and ..Dog, think of this?

(his name is Brain)

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Sep 6, 2021

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




I'm not much of an artist, but I gave this a shot.

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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


I almost put effort in, but then remembered that's too much bullshit.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


drat. Its tha internal workings

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Can we talk about the bite mark for a minute?

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