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Basically for years I went with standard breakfast, which is eggs, coffee and ham sanwitches with cheese. Now that I turned 40, which who knows whether its important or not, I eat still coffee, sanwitches except the cheese is adygea, also salted lard for some sort of rare fatty acid with pickled hot peppers and a spoonful of caviar on white bread for other fatty acids. And it occured to me lately that its weird as gently caress. Generally it feels like a more or less healthy breakfast except for salt. I salt the eggs, lard is salted, caviar is salty as gently caress. Thoughts?
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Sep 12, 2021 08:25
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for breakfast i had 2 cups of coffee, 3 slices of pizza, and then chainsmoked an entire packs worth of cigarettes i rolled
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Sep 12, 2021 08:43
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If I eat that much salt my piss looks like Sunkist, make sure you stay hydrated
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Sep 12, 2021 08:44
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Can someone please help me with my monthly budget real quick? $200 Rent $300 Electricity $8000 Lard $8000 Salt
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Sep 12, 2021 10:40
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At least you don't eat cornflakes with that. The salt would definitely kill you then.
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Sep 12, 2021 10:41
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Mr. Smile Face Hat posted:Can someone please help me with my monthly budget real quick? spend less on electricity
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Sep 12, 2021 10:44
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You can eat what you want for breakfast, you don't have to conform to what are usually considered "breakfast food" in the US. Lard is a pretty common part of breakfast around the world.
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Sep 12, 2021 10:56
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Hey guys i eat caviar for breakfast arent i so weird?
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Sep 12, 2021 11:09
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Try adding a nice tall glass of milk for a balanced breakfast, op
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Sep 12, 2021 11:32
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Don't American stomachs explode from that? Better have a beer instead.
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Sep 12, 2021 11:43
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Sekenr posted:Basically for years I went with standard breakfast, which is eggs, coffee and ham sanwitches with cheese. Now that I turned 40, which who knows whether its important or not, I eat still coffee, sanwitches except the cheese is adygea, also salted lard for some sort of rare fatty acid with pickled hot peppers and a spoonful of caviar on white bread for other fatty acids. And it occured to me lately that its weird as gently caress. Generally it feels like a more or less healthy breakfast except for salt. I salt the eggs, lard is salted, caviar is salty as gently caress. Thoughts? There is no such thing as a 'normal' breakfast. The idea that a meal 'must be certain items to be 'normal'' is social conditioning or a mental illness. Go gently caress yourself.
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Sep 12, 2021 11:45
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Sekenr posted:a spoonful of caviar Is it possible to get cheap caviar or should OP be  ?
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Sep 12, 2021 11:45
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Yaldabaoth posted:Is it possible to get cheap caviar or should OP be they should be anyway
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Sep 12, 2021 11:47
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Yaldabaoth posted:Is it possible to get cheap caviar or should OP be Flying fish roe is “caviar” that’s cheap.
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Sep 12, 2021 11:49
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There's also the reasonably priced Scandinavian version made from cod roe and sold in tubes as a sandwich spread, but I guess that's not what he meant.
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Sep 12, 2021 11:55
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Theres plenty if affordable caviar, fish make alot of eggs.
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Sep 12, 2021 12:00
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Poohs Packin posted:Theres plenty if affordable caviar, fish make alot of eggs.
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Sep 12, 2021 12:06
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Computer viking posted:There's also the reasonably priced Scandinavian version made from cod roe and sold in tubes as a sandwich spread, but I guess that's not what he meant. I was going to give him the benefit of a doubt if he's using cheap caviar but Big Beef City posted:they should be anyway Though he'll probably just end up killing himself from eating a ton of salt at 40 years old.
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Sep 12, 2021 13:09
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Computer viking posted:There's also the reasonably priced Scandinavian version made from cod roe and sold in tubes as a sandwich spread, but I guess that's not what he meant. You can buy this in Ikea and it owns
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Sep 12, 2021 13:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:You can buy this in Ikea and it owns I'm not a huge fan, but my boyfriend likes it - and has strong opinions on the Norwegian vs Swedish brands.  (And yes I rolled the tube back up after taking the picture; I'm not a monster.)
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Sep 12, 2021 13:30
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Computer viking posted:I'm not a huge fan, but my boyfriend likes it - and has strong opinions on the Norwegian vs Swedish brands. Hey Beavis: Tyttebaer!
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Sep 12, 2021 13:34
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Try out my balanced breakfast, OP: cigarette and coffee
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Sep 12, 2021 13:35
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Computer viking posted:I'm not a huge fan, but my boyfriend likes it - and has strong opinions on the Norwegian vs Swedish brands. Tyttebærsyltetøy is a fun word to say 
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Sep 12, 2021 13:39
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YeahTubaMike posted:Tyttebærsyltetøy is a fun word to say It is.  It also annoys me just slightly how the Swedes managed to get "lingon" into English - it could have been "tytteberry" instead of "lingonberry". (At least "smörgåsbord" got so horrifically mangled in the same process that it kind of makes up for it.)
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Sep 12, 2021 14:05
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Shifty gimbal posted:Try out my balanced breakfast, OP: cigarette and coffee This is a traditional finnish breakfast.
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Sep 12, 2021 14:16
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Four bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef-hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert.
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Sep 12, 2021 14:30
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a single tiny bird drowned in cognac and artfully hidden from the vengeful eyes of god
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Sep 12, 2021 15:07
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A few bits of moldy cheese, some dried figs and a cup of joe. This is no fountain
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Sep 12, 2021 15:08
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Nikumatic posted:a single tiny bird drowned in cognac and artfully hidden from the vengeful eyes of god With a side order of eggs boiled in the urine of virgin boys and a wedge of casu martzu.
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Sep 12, 2021 15:19
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Idea: calzone but its an omelet 🤔
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Sep 12, 2021 15:20
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I am going to make eggs and bacon for breakfast this morning I will eat them with some bread that I baked last ngiht on the side
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Sep 12, 2021 15:45
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2 water bottles, with ice water. one with flavoring/caffeine, one without. An hour or two after waking, 1-2 pieces of fruit, and Greek yogurt. I've never really been a breakfast person, but I'm on a handful of meds, so I think that plays a part. It's all so exciting. I'll gently caress up some breakfast for dinner, though.
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Sep 12, 2021 16:16
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Yaldabaoth posted:Is it possible to get cheap caviar or should OP be I'm pretty sure only sturgeon roe is considered caviar, but I'm not exactly a sea food expert.
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Sep 12, 2021 16:22
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If my morning commute didn’t take half an hour every day to get to work, I’d probably have time to eat a quick breakfast, but I don’t  A glass of orange juice and a banana before I join the other dregs of society to make rich people richer.
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Sep 12, 2021 16:32
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it is a weird breakfast and you should feel shame everytime you eat it. your posting is pretty alright at least though
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Sep 12, 2021 16:39
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Caviar gives you gout 
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Sep 12, 2021 16:41
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I mean that is why we've been calling you salty lardfish eggin' rear end at work
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Sep 12, 2021 16:42
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Also lol goon eating fat slices of lard and cheese on bread saying "yeah this is p healthy"
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Sep 12, 2021 16:46
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:for breakfast i had 2 cups of coffee, 3 slices of pizza, and then chainsmoked an entire packs worth of cigarettes i rolled we get it youre european
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Sep 12, 2021 16:47
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I eat bars of chocolate for breakfast cause I'm an adult now, mom!
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Sep 12, 2021 17:15
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