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Just look at this loving thing. Can you believe this poo poo?
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Link to purchase plz.
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Oct 30, 2021 18:52
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I was trying to think of what body part it could be
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Oct 30, 2021 18:53
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Lol what kind of white trash 1 Michelin star restaurant serves chartoirse reduction tartar on a dual-platata without a sùgar spoon. What the gently caress. I hope you threw that poo poo back at the sous chef.
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Oct 30, 2021 18:59
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Wow for real OP. There's not nearly enough food on that plate. What a total waste of time.
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Oct 30, 2021 18:59
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Lol what kind of white trash 1 Michelin star restaurant serves chartoirse reduction tartar on a dual-platata without a sùgar spoon. What the gently caress. I hope you threw that poo poo back at the sous chef. 2 Michelin stars, actually. 
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Oct 30, 2021 19:03
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Oct 30, 2021 19:04
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The empty part of the plate is where you stack the bones.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:06
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ywah ill have the green and brown cube with a bit of green fluid
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Oct 30, 2021 19:10
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Stock cube with leaf & spot of mildew on novelty plate, 69 dollars
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Oct 30, 2021 19:18
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Icochet posted:Stock cube with leaf & spot of mildew on novelty plate, 69 dollars thats just one course, you also get to eat a kraken (?)  and a bunch of moss  and for dessert, another novelty plate 
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Oct 30, 2021 19:19
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Classic crack house cuisine
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Oct 30, 2021 19:20
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Rich people are dumb as gently caress.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:23
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looks like my balls, right down to the big green spot.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:24
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    if you ask "how do I eat this" all the waiters come over and kick your rear end
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Oct 30, 2021 19:24
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Aardvark! posted:Just look at this loving thing. That is a legit very bad plate.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:25
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Oct 30, 2021 19:26
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i hate this pretentious poo poo, if i ever get rich imma go to places like this and complain and make a big fuss and make them give me a big bowl of custard and sponge cake
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Oct 30, 2021 19:27
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Aardvark! posted:
what is the deal here
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Oct 30, 2021 19:29
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Zippy the Bummer posted:what is the deal here I just googled it and the answer is apparently edible branches made from liquified kalamata olives
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Oct 30, 2021 19:32
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Aardvark! posted:Just look at this loving thing. Looks like it's meant to hold the main dish on the right and a smaller side dish on the left but it's being used by one of those rich hipster restaurants that serve microscopic proportions to rip off rich hipsters, which is kind of a noble cause. Rich people were the original hipsters.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:32
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Aardvark! posted:
You're supposed to suck the algae off the rocks like one of those suckerfish.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:34
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McGavin posted:You're supposed to suck the algae off the rocks like one of those suckerfish. theyre called plecos
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i hate this pretentious poo poo, if i ever get rich imma go to places like this and complain and make a big fuss and make them give me a big bowl of custard and sponge cake You can totally do this. I was eating at a fancy tasing menu place like this with an ex-girlfriend and a Saudi prince showed up and ordered a steak and french fries, which they were able to provide at the drop of a hat.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:37
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Aardvark! posted:I just googled it and the answer is apparently i suppose those are being presented with 10 billion year old meteorite fragments with a reduction of coelacanth liver
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Oct 30, 2021 19:40
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most of that food looks really bad the presentation is garish the plates are a sin against all staff someone forgot to tell the former mixologist head chef that people dont like to eat branches what city is this, for reference? i have a suspicion
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Oct 30, 2021 19:40
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That plate is a really good demonstration of cell division OP
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Oct 30, 2021 19:41
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Just lol if you're rich and showing off your wealth by eating small and lovely hipster food instead of getting a big juicy steak like the monarchs of the past did.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:41
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What is the restaurant? Looks interesting, though horseshit, but I appreciate that.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:42
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Yaldabaoth posted:Just lol if you're rich and showing off your wealth by eating small and lovely hipster food instead of getting a big juicy steak like the monarchs of the past did. its really weird (to me) that the most high-class and delicious foods in tyool 2021 are ones cooked by blowtorch
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Oct 30, 2021 19:42
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GolfHole posted:most of that food looks really bad Vegas. The OP was from Guy Savoy and the other post was from "é" by José Andrés
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Oct 30, 2021 19:44
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I've never been to one of these Michelin star tasting places. I'd love to try it some time, I just haven't gotten around to it. But I'd prefer to not have questions about what on the plate is edible.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:44
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Aardvark! posted:"é" by José Andrés oh gently caress that
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Oct 30, 2021 19:46
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Aardvark! posted:Vegas. The OP was from Guy Savoy and the other post was from "é" by José Andrés dang it was probably delicious
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Oct 30, 2021 19:47
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GolfHole posted:its really weird (to me) that the most high-class and delicious foods in tyool 2021 are ones cooked by blowtorch I don't care if the steak is cooked that way so long as it tastes good and it's still better than blowing hundreds of dollars to suck algae off a rock.
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Oct 30, 2021 19:48
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*eating stale salami like a bag of chips* these michelin-star-winning chefs fuckin suck!!!!
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Oct 30, 2021 19:48
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I like tasting menus and usually the other 10+ dishes are both interesting and appetizing, but I just can't stand stuff meant to look like a fungal infection or a literal rock scattered amongst actual rocks. This one is kind of tangential to the stupid plating/inedible foods and I don't remember where it's from but somewhere extremely expensive. 
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Oct 30, 2021 19:49
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ok wedge salads are a loving sin im back to being outraged
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GolfHole posted:dang it was probably delicious im not a millionaire so i will never eat at any of these ultra-rich places, but from experience at $$$ places on the company dime while traveling, yeah it probably all tastes insanely good
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