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Why are they? What do they do?
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Nov 8, 2021 14:10
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Goat climb
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Nov 8, 2021 14:24
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Boner M posted:Why are they? Chew up your mower. But you won't need one of those if you have a goat.
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Nov 8, 2021 14:26
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They stretch horizons of your imagination, expanding the little ring of light to a great big gaping chasm of possibility
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Nov 8, 2021 14:28
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they laugh at your concept of gravity
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Nov 8, 2021 14:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:They stretch horizons of your imagination, expanding the little ring of light to a great big gaping chasm of possibility Newsletter, pronto
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Nov 8, 2021 14:30
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They exist for the benefit of the goat sucker.
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Nov 8, 2021 14:34
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White folk like doing yoga with them.
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Nov 8, 2021 14:36
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They eat old tin cans.
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Nov 8, 2021 14:47
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Can they exist under the eyes of God? Or must they live in his shadow?
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Nov 8, 2021 14:49
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they have the devil's blessing
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Nov 8, 2021 14:58
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sheep go to heaven, but let me tell ya, goats ain't in the same boat
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Nov 8, 2021 14:58
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The sheep union in heaven is racist
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Nov 8, 2021 14:59
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Boner M posted:Can they exist under the eyes of God? God abandoned us a long time ago when he sent you here
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Nov 8, 2021 15:01
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Smugworth posted:God abandoned us a long time ago when he sent you here Im extremly fine with this
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Nov 8, 2021 15:05
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Goats see.
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Nov 8, 2021 15:15
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im told to become a witch you need to fly your broom to a pre-designated place of meeting - i dont know how witches arrange these meetings, facebook?? - where you will meet the other witches and a goat. you will then either have to kiss the goat in the bum or fornicate with it but in these times im sure it's perfectly fine if you do both, the goat won't judge you, maybe the other witches though they will be like "hey pass the goat around already"
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Nov 8, 2021 15:18
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they wreak ecological destruction all over the world, op
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Nov 8, 2021 16:08
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They're cute and their milk & meat are delicious. Is that not enough for you, OP?
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Nov 8, 2021 16:10
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I wish a goat would gore you in the balls OP
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Nov 8, 2021 16:24
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Seduce upstanding christian men like me
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Nov 8, 2021 16:25
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a goat once came on to me, started licking my legs and getting excited
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Nov 8, 2021 17:07
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Imagine thinking deer are better than goats In fact the OP probably does
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Nov 8, 2021 17:13
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Well, they have eyes, so goats see.
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Nov 8, 2021 17:14
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i saw on twitter that they are known for throating. seems there are a good number of throat goats out there, but i have not verified this personally.
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Nov 8, 2021 17:26
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they mow your lawn op
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Nov 8, 2021 17:39
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Harveygod posted:Well, they have eyes, so goats see.
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Nov 8, 2021 17:40
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Fun fact--black beans actually come from goats. Little piles of them just fall out of their butts all day long, it's awesome
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Nov 8, 2021 17:42
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Harveygod posted:Well, they have eyes, so goats see. And they have weird pupils, so that's cool.
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Nov 8, 2021 18:02
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A goat tried to rape me once when I was a kid, he got me pinned against some trees with his massive horns and kept trying to mount me/pee on me and my uncle had to come running across the farm and grab him by the horns and just loving toss him into the field and he just walked off like nothing had happened and that's why I'm terrified of goats to this day so that's what goats do I think?
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Nov 8, 2021 18:03
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Harveygod posted:Well, they have eyes, so goats see. 
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Nov 8, 2021 18:06
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One time I was on a train in a tunnel and when we emerged, the shoulders of the tracks were covered in goats. Someone was using a goat rental surface to clear brush near the tracks. It was pretty magical
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Nov 8, 2021 18:13
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Supposedly if you gather many goats together (a ghoard) they will help eat your lawn and weeds and things, but only if you have a big yard. Also goats have hypnotoad powers and they also love to laugh and live and love  . And that's concludes my report on goats.
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Nov 8, 2021 18:19
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FlocksOfMice posted:A goat tried to rape me once when I was a kid, he got me pinned against some trees with his massive horns and kept trying to mount me/pee on me and my uncle had to come running across the farm and grab him by the horns and just loving toss him into the field and he just walked off like nothing had happened and that's why I'm terrified of goats to this day so that's what goats do I think? Serious post: Sorry about your near-rape by a goat. Did you tell your parents?
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Nov 8, 2021 18:21
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goat TOWER
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Nov 8, 2021 18:25
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Nov 8, 2021 18:27
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Some goats have weird octopus-eyes so i guess some goats have sex with octopuses
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Nov 8, 2021 18:27
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Sorry I don't really know what goats do, especially not an entire ghoard of goats. I just wanted to be a big shot. I apologiSe to this body of my peers . Honestly I'm not even sure of what gosts are, and that is my Goat Burden
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Nov 8, 2021 18:28
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Y'all seem to have some questions about goats. Just so happens, I know of a a gal. Ever wonder what it's like taking care of 100 goats by yourself? Ever wonder what it's like when a goat considers you their mother? Ever wonder how much taking care of 300-odd goats, sheep, cows, pigs, dogs, and cats costs per week? Wonder no longer. The sanctuary, Impronte del Bosco, just may have some answers. madeintaipei fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Nov 8, 2021 |
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