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tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Hmm. They’re pretty huge. I guess.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Grower or shower?

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

drat i just now saw the little dick and i have to say gently caress that dick its awful

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I was expecting your balls OP, or maybe goatse. What a let down.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
decent, but he aint no pig

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

is lying on a giant cumrag or something wtf

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Legit burst out laughing :five:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

FFFFUUUCK yeah bro reg date 4 days ago and already droppin sweet fat balls on the forums

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
For years we've been witnessing pigballs but never elephant balls - why, one has to wonder?

cnut
May 3, 2016

That primate sure has to pee!

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Colonel Cancer posted:

For years we've been witnessing pigballs but never elephant balls - why, one has to wonder?

Do they even have balls

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

https://www.scimex.org/newsfeed/elephant-testes-stay-in-abdomen

Lmao elephants dont have scrotes? Dogshit animal

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

tractor man posted:

Do they even have balls

Dammit man I'm a shitposter not a testicologist

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Im the right ball (the ball nearest to camera).

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

He knows they're impressive. You can tell by that look on his face

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(


quote:

German researchers have discovered elephants are part of the only group of mammals whose testes stay in the abdomen
had we been desperately searching for elephant scrotums for the last thousand years?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Trying to imagine an elephant with his balls on the outside and it's not a pretty sight.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Reminds me of dear ‘ol Drew, too beautiful fer this earth.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


He's gonna a small dick though. Like trying to play baseball with a lawn dart.

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




It is always funny to see what some goons consider "huge"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Yates posted:

It is always funny to see what some goons consider "huge"

How big are your balls?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I've seen primeatier

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Yates posted:

It is always funny to see what some goons consider "huge"

Wesley warren jr has logged on

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i thought 6 inch balls were average. this is very unsettling

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Maybe that ape is just really small?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I'm pretty sure that's a bonobo and male bonobos need to have big balls because they're the ultimate sex pests who stick their dick in everything.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm pretty sure that's a bonobo and male bonobos need to have big balls because they're the ultimate sex pests who stick their dick in everything.

Turn on your monitor

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

tractor man posted:

Turn on your monitor




idk TC they look pretty similar.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:siren:Much how Goatse is incomplete without the ring, giant animal testicles are incomplete without the turd.:siren:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

How big are your balls?

My balls will blot out the sun

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




are we sure those are balls and not an absolutely gorgeous set of curvaceous butthole lips?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

My balls will blot out the sun

Then we shall tug in the shade

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009
So gorgeous are these monkey balls that Denis Defrancesco made multiple statues to ensure humanity never forgets.

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

yes... YES!!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Now that is art

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Bags Fly at Noon posted:

How big are your balls?

Not near as big as that monkey's huge balls

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Edging ever closer to "look at my huge balls" the thread

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