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nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
give me your name and last 4 of social and you can have gold too! ****




(**** only if you go to Utah)

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Last name is Cockmouth
Last 4 is 6669

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
Registered
And are you going to Utah?

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
not Idaho because I am not the ho.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




My name is Cockmouth and my SSN ends with 6669.

You may have trouble registering me. I have a credit freeze due to frequent identity theft.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


cool

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

More like cockback

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bad Purchase posted:

My name is Cockmouth and my SSN ends with 6669.

You may have trouble registering me. I have a credit freeze due to frequent identity theft.

Identity theft

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Thread rating: Rated Gold

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

More like cockback

cockback was my mom's maiden name

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





titty theft

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
It's cool I got it I am not stealing your credit, my husband is, ignore him

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Is your gold backed by bitcoin?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I got gas. Let's get together and make ourselves a thread

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
Just so people trust me my social ends in 6969 and last name is cockish.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Bad Purchase posted:

My name is Cockmouth and my SSN ends with 6669.

You may have trouble registering me. I have a credit freeze due to frequent identity theft.



nunsexmonkrock posted:

Just so people trust me my social ends in 6969 and last name is cockish.

Holy poo poo, do you think you're related?

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
1 golden manbaby for my treasury sir

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

nunsexmonkrock posted:

Just so people trust me my social ends in 6969 and last name is cockish.

What about Pubelust Gitmoservant??

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Who is Troy and why is he so small that he must be measured in ounces?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My balls are full of liquid gold OP

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





last name is boner

6969

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
last name: dingus

last 4 of social: 42069

thanks op, I hope the gold standard returns

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
1/1000th troy ounce is a lot, right?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Sorry op, the Dr just called and some joker set autocorrect to change "herpes" to "gold"

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
I got dick ants!

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



You're not allowed to call them goldbacks anymore

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

The design is pretty cool, I remember them selling like hotcakes when they first released them.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Mozi posted:

1/1000th troy ounce is a lot, right?

Yeah man it's a thousand troy ounces

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
my dad was on inspection for some unoccupied gov owned building in long island and him and his partner found a 50 pound box of bullion unaccounted for, just sitting there. and they loving reported it and i hate him for it and bring it up everyday. i don't know why he told me that story

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Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
fiat currency

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

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Apr 6, 2011

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kntfkr posted:

my dad was on inspection for some unoccupied gov owned building in long island and him and his partner found a 50 pound box of bullion unaccounted for, just sitting there. and they loving reported it and i hate him for it and bring it up everyday. i don't know why he told me that story

Lol your dad’s a weenie

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

zaepg posted:

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Have a great day.

Thanks & Regards
Mr. Celik Mehmet Mos.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Lol your dad’s a weenie

he still thinks he's right. osha people pride themselves on being incorruptible but it was the dumbest choice ever and makes me so mad. if his grandmother ever heard that story she'd kick the poo poo out of him

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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kntfkr posted:

he still thinks he's right. osha people pride themselves on being incorruptible but it was the dumbest choice ever and makes me so mad. if his grandmother ever heard that story she'd kick the poo poo out of him

I mean it’s noble and I can respect that but I’m assuming he reported it to cops who definitely stole it and laughed at him after he reported it.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I mean it’s noble and I can respect that but I’m assuming he reported it to cops who definitely stole it and laughed at him after he reported it.

No. It was a DoD or some fed building, so actual government but yeah I assume the same thing that whoever next got custody of the box was like lol whoops i misplaced it - 50 lbs of gold was like 800k last i checked.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Haha funny joke op. Here’s a couple for you.

Your momma so old her social security number is 1.

Your momma so fat she uses food posters.

:v:

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Who else seen the leprechaun, say yeaaaahhhh!

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