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Just kidding haha you clicked this thread LAP thinking you were gonna be praised instead you're ROASTED LAP so thirsty he drains lake Michigan every time he drinks. His piss refills Lake Michigan and then he drinks that. LAP once thought dogs and cats were the same species LAP voted for hope and change and now has no Jobs, no Hope and No Cash LAP once thought being roasted meant putting himself in the oven at 350 so he did and now the Christmas turkey is ruined LAP keeps trying to figure out who Güzlen Ondëz is Post your favorite LAP roasts itt
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it's recommended that you keep LAP away from any open flames given his blood has become mostly wood lacquer from all the fumes
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Dec 19, 2021 22:27
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LAP insists he's a person but he is in fact some sort of burrowing land animal
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Dec 19, 2021 22:36
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LAP takin L's left and right lmbo
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Better day for him than usual (when he's taking D's left and right)
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LAP once made a post so bad they kicked him out of the anime forum
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i heard that LAP doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street
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I once saw LAP eat an entire summer sausage without taking the casing off
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Dec 19, 2021 22:48
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When LAP heard they were handing out BRAINS he thought they said TRAINS and he asked for A SLOW ONE!!!! XD
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why on earth would you even want a slow train? god LAP is dumb
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Dec 19, 2021 22:53
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LAP was the first successful recipient of a pig to human testicle transplant (RIp to the many men who were Lost in previous attempts )
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Dec 19, 2021 22:56
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If LAP gets any dumber we're gonna have to put him in the sun and water him
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He keeps a dead bat pickled in a jar of formaldehyde and he huffs the fumes before posting on the forums. He likes to take the clippings from mowing the lawn and stuff them in his pants. Then he pulls his waistband out and lets any nearby goats eat from it.
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Aardvark! posted:LAP was the first successful donor of a pig to human testicle transplant (RIp to the many men who were Lost in previous attempts )
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Dec 19, 2021 23:26
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The only goon i worship is His Divine Shadow.
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LAP is so ugly and deformed that in the school play he played a potato with a hearing aid.
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Dec 20, 2021 00:01
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CLAP cuz he got chlamydia
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:CLAP cuz he got chlamydia Well done on getting chlamydia LAP 
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Dec 20, 2021 00:10
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LAP is the only good mod we've ever had, just kidding, there are no good mods.
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LAP and nooner make out on the reg and its disgusting
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No mods no masters Just clods and poo poo blasters
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Dec 20, 2021 00:27
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LAP? Oh he's dead and his impostor polices these forums.
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LAP has been good to me. but I heard when he farts it sounds like a harmonica thats too cool when he farts it sounds like the sound of a baby whale being born while farting the he eats the fart
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LAP is so lame, he has to ask random people on the street to light his fart there is no one close in his life to light his fart he has to use strangers and then he eats the spicy fart i would light your fart, LAP
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when LAP farts it comes out of his nipples and it's gross and wildlife die within a 20' radius when LAP farts it conjures a mirror in front of his face and says "this is you" "you are a fart" when i fart, it conjures a zoom meeting with LAP, and the first message from me is "this is you" WHEN LAP IS A MOD THE MODDING HAPPENS AND HE IS A+OK IN MY BOOK. TEAM LAP TEAM LAP blight rhino fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Dec 20, 2021 |
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LAP kisses my forehead before he tucks me in every night
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Genesplicer so old his nuts in a different time zone
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Dec 20, 2021 01:21
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Jerry Springer told me LAP is my baby's daddy.
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LAP went for a kiss at the end of the night even tho I said I did *not* like him that way. He apologised tho, and bought me his traditional apology gift (Power Rangers action figures and a bowl of spring onions).
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Dec 20, 2021 01:41
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LAP's favorite cheese is cream And his favorite Pokemon is pikachu
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Aardvark! posted:LAP's favorite cheese is cream Actually it's dick, and Dickachu lol
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Dec 20, 2021 01:42
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LAP keeps his socks on during sex which doesn't happen very often
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Dec 20, 2021 01:47
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LAP doesn't even smoke weed.
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Wall Balls posted:LAP keeps his socks on during sex which doesn't happen very often Indeed, it is rare to see him with socks on. I saw him chewing his toenails at a stop light once. He wasn't in a car, he was just standing in the middle of the road with one foot in his mouth
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Dec 20, 2021 01:50
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LAP doesn't know how to tug
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I just got back from getting drunk with some aquaintences and this thread hasd made me ahappy mod
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Dec 20, 2021 01:55
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LAP is not really a mod, they just gave him the blue star so he feels special.
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LAP is a surprisingly tender lover
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Zil posted:LAP is not really a mod, they just gave him the blue star so he feels special. Does this mean I don't have to do reports anymore???????????
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