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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
bump this thread every time you piss

you might like to post a precise quantity that you've pissed, or maybe just the lenght of time in seconds that you maintained a piss stream., maybe you'd like tro post where you pissed, what was on your mind, were you worried? did someone carve a glory or peep hole into the urinal divider? does the stall door lock?> are you sitting down or standing proud? did you hvae tro make a rear end gasket out of tp for the disgusting toilet seat?

bonus points if you post whilst piss is coming out of your piss hole

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I watched The Big Lebowski last night it was so great

It was the 1st time I realized they had still gone to the in-and-out :D

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
If you went to I & O today would they let you piss a lot of places are no longer piss-friendly because of covid

I've never been west of Colorado so I've never tried In-And-Out the best we have over here is Five Guys

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



holding my piss in so I can take a massive one soon, wish me luck

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I piss a lot more frequently than average OP. it sux rear end but nothing to be done about it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Spinz posted:

I watched The Big Lebowski last night it was so great

It was the 1st time I realized they had still gone to the in-and-out :D

Those are good burgers Walter

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Pissing right now.

It's a good piss. Every piss is a good piss.

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

is there a separate thread for when your making GBS threads and pissing at the same time or does that go in this thread as well please i need to know fast

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
got to let this piss boner go down

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

just had a piss. some poop came out as well, as a bonus

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sinking some piss at the pub

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Chippin the paint on this fuckin urinal belie dat. :hai:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Just finished pooping and peeing. :nexus:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
last time I saw them before now my parents thought I had diabetes because I was peeing so much

no mom and dad i do not have diabetes (probably) I just drink a lot of water and it's summertime!!

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

Seth Pecksniff posted:

last time I saw them before now my parents thought I had diabetes because I was peeing so much

no mom and dad i do not have diabetes (probably) I just drink a lot of water and it's summertime!!

sounds like something a diabetic would say :frogbon:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

sounds like something a diabetic would say :frogbon:

mmm... the sweet piss of a diabetic...

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
that reminds me of when i was a 20-something and was convinced i was going to get diabetes and i freaked out because there was a weird sweet citrus smell every time i pissed, but it turned out to be the urinal cakes in the work toilets

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

I piss a lot more frequently than average OP. it sux rear end but nothing to be done about it

Pissing owns tho? :confused:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i;m about 2 piss

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
i just pissed and poo poo

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
now that this Posting Threads fad is over I'm bumping my pissing thread

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Seth Pecksniff posted:

i just [ ... ] poo poo

:getout:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

holy poo poo

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
urrraaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAUUUUUUAUAUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRrrrraaaaaaaaarrrrrrrraaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuaiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*zips*

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



Can't wait for that one goon who hates people making GBS threads at work to kramer in and say he hates pissing too!

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



Mozi posted:

urrraaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAUUUUUUAUAUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRrrrraaaaaaaaarrrrrrrraaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuaiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*zips*

You ok? Got a haunted peehole?

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Is Piss an onomonapeia? Discuss

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm giving up pissing for new years

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
watersports are warm and good

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I piss

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

freak

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Ahhhhhh. much better.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
I piss when I poo poo. Freaky, I know. I also just piss sometimes.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

dervinosdoom posted:

You ok? Got a haunted peehole?

yes it's like that scene in the shining with the elevators and blood except it's not an elevator

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Today I was pissing at a urinal and had to fart, except I quickly realized it would not be a fart. I stopped my pee stream, waddled over to a stall and took a giant explosive poo poo. It was gross. The backsplash covered my rear end in poo poo/piss water. Took forever to get my rear end clean.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:piaa:

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Aardvark! posted:

I piss a lot more frequently than average OP. it sux rear end but nothing to be done about it

Same. Everyone thinks I have a coke problem when I'm out at the bars(haven't gone to bar in forever. Relax.). It was the perfect excuse to go do coke every 15 mins, though

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
I believe it to be normal to do pissing and sometimes making GBS threads. Is wrong to poo poo because some times I have to.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


I just peed. Sad I only now found this thread because I’ve already peed a few times throughout the day and now it feels like a waste.

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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Chief McHeath posted:

I believe it to be normal to do [ ... ] sometimes making GBS threads.

:chloe:

Chief McHeath posted:

Is wrong to poo poo because some times I have to.

you should be ashamed of yourself

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