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Aw gently caress, I shouldn't have ordered all that stuff online...
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cant believe i nutted
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Dec 26, 2021 02:27
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*sighs contentedly* no regrets
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Dec 26, 2021 02:28
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What cause is there left but to die?
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Dec 26, 2021 02:28
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Where am i gonna find another watermelon on Christmas day?
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Dec 26, 2021 02:30
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Nooner posted:Where am i gonna find another watermelon on Christmas day? You're gonna waste a perfectly good watermelon?
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Dec 26, 2021 02:34
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Something smells like poo poo...
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Dec 26, 2021 02:35
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Wait are they just not gonna actually fix that leaky pipe though? Her cabinets are gonna warp and probably grow some pretty gnarly mold if they keep putting it off to bang
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Dec 26, 2021 02:39
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Who What Now posted:Aw gently caress, I shouldn't have ordered all that stuff online... idgi did you buy a bunch of trail mix or something
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Dec 26, 2021 02:58
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Armitag3 posted:You're gonna waste a perfectly good watermelon? he's been using this one all year
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Dec 26, 2021 02:59
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Jesus says you should gouge out your eyes if you lust and cut off your hands if you masturbate OP.
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Dec 26, 2021 03:00
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Is there really such a thing as post nut clarity? I'm sure there's some kind of relaxation and a brief window where your dick shuts up and stops bothering your brain, but clarity seems like a bit of an overstatement.
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Dec 26, 2021 03:05
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Jesus says you should gouge out your eyes if you lust and cut off your hands if you masturbate OP. this Jesus guy sounds like a real nerd
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Dec 26, 2021 03:06
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Is there really such a thing as post nut clarity? I'm sure there's some kind of relaxation and a brief window where your dick shuts up and stops bothering your brain, but clarity seems like a bit of an overstatement. if you watch questionable enough porn there is a moment of clarity in the form of shame
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Dec 26, 2021 03:07
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i signed a prenut agreement to avoid this situation
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Dec 26, 2021 03:08
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Is there really such a thing as post nut clarity? I'm sure there's some kind of relaxation and a brief window where your dick shuts up and stops bothering your brain, but clarity seems like a bit of an overstatement. it's clarity from your impulse to spend money on porn i.e. Who What Now posted:Aw gently caress, I shouldn't have ordered all that stuff online...
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Dec 26, 2021 03:09
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I'm a disgusting piece of poo poo. Frown upon me.
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Dec 26, 2021 03:11
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wow i should have ordered the BACON burrito yesterday 
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Dec 26, 2021 03:13
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that felt like poo poo
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Dec 26, 2021 03:13
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*quickly closes like 11 tabs*
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Dec 26, 2021 03:16
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Dec 26, 2021 03:28
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Uh...we really shouldn't have done this. Here's your clothes and keys. You're gonna have to get out like...now. Sorry it was fine, it's not you. Just...it's time to go.
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Dec 26, 2021 03:36
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gently caress, these Post grape-nuts are terrible. I should have gotten Planters nuts instead.
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Dec 26, 2021 03:38
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The nature of the universe is immaterial to the consciousness that exists within it.
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Dec 26, 2021 03:38
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That wasn't worth $300
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Dec 26, 2021 03:40
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I'm...gay!
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Dec 26, 2021 03:54
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That Onlyfans girl doesn’t really love me, what am I doing
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Dec 26, 2021 03:57
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Oh-h-h-h Literally a Person... Actually, mods form a toxic establishment we must dismantle and reform, diverting funds from moderation, probation, and bannation to training and funding social posters who can guide and educate our posters and reduce ricidivism shitposting rates. In short, defund the mods
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Dec 26, 2021 04:08
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horny and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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Dec 26, 2021 04:11
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Treecko posted:Uh...we really shouldn't have done this. Here's your clothes and keys. You're gonna have to get out like...now. Sorry it was fine, it's not you. Just...it's time to go. This…hits home.
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Dec 26, 2021 04:15
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We have looked upon the heroes and they are found wanting, we have looked hard across the land, but we can see no dawn
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Dec 26, 2021 04:22
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I wholly believe it's not butter
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Dec 26, 2021 04:31
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Dec 26, 2021 04:35
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What the hell did I just jack off to?
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Dec 26, 2021 05:05
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I CAN believe it’s not butter. Mindpower. 
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Dec 26, 2021 05:08
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New-clear orgasms
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Dec 26, 2021 05:28
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I CAN believe it’s not butter. Mindpower. loving shameful
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Dec 26, 2021 05:29
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suddenly feelin real dumb with this veggie up my rear end
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Dec 26, 2021 05:34
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I should buy a boat.
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