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now i legit checked and sure enough it says gbs needs more threads and i was sitting here thinking of asking the women in my life this question but my mom hasn't had a period in like forever so what's the best way to get blood out of your underwear like what's the current consensus it's black underwear if that matters like i'm wondering if black underwear means just don't wash it with whites which i don't even own whites anyway so yeah i am in fact bleeding from my butthole but it's just a burst hemorrhoid merry christmas and i think the worst is over but if it's not i wll definitely be switching the thread over to feminine pad advice thank you
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lmao bleeding for days and not dying haha ever heard that one anyway suck the blood of my rear end in a top hat OP
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Dec 26, 2021 17:54
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By removing the blood
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ok i understand i think but no i'm legit bleeding from my butthole and may be you know like ruining all my underwear kind of
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Dec 26, 2021 17:55
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I believe this is what tampons were made for OP
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Aardvark! posted:I believe this is what tampons were made for OP see but hemorrhoids like essentially the whole issue with them like their very nature and the reason they are a problem is that they like to hang out outside the butthole
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Dec 26, 2021 17:58
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Suck the blood out of your haemorrhoid. Find a vampyr that eats rear end
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:By removing the blood if this advice pertains to applying a little grit and elbow grease to the issue, well, for one i had thought blood had some serious staying power despite, and two the thread should be aware I have an incurable hand condition that makes grasping difficult
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Colonel Cancer posted:Suck the blood out of your haemorrhoid. Find a vampyr that eats rear end i like this especially if he was tiny so i would be mobile
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Dec 26, 2021 18:01
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Is this regular style red man blood or that weird blue liquid the ladies pour on their underwear in their monthly Majick rituals?
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Dec 26, 2021 18:02
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lol boys underwear costs like a dollar, just throw it away OP
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Dec 26, 2021 18:02
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my blood is red but we are talking clots as well so well
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Dec 26, 2021 18:03
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That's just blue blood, the woman in commercial is a queen
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Dec 26, 2021 18:03
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This Is the Zodiac posted:lol boys underwear costs like a dollar, just throw it away OP i buy expensive comfortable boxer briefs i just do i don't know i sacrifice other things
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Dec 26, 2021 18:03
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If it's fresh, soak and blot with medical grade hydrogen peroxide, then launder on cold. If it's dried, eat more fiber and think about what you've done while rubbing a bar of soap on the stain, soak in cold water, then blot with hydrogen peroxide. Washing with oxi-clean helps. Don't use chlorine bleach and don't wash a protein stain on hot. Feel better, broken rear end goon.
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20 Blunts posted:lmao bleeding for days and not dying haha ever heard that one anyway suck the blood of my rear end in a top hat OP Settle down Beavis.
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Dec 26, 2021 18:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's just blue blood, the woman in commercial is a queen i actually come from minor norwegian nobility
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Aardvark! posted:Is this regular style red man blood or that weird blue liquid the ladies pour on their underwear in their monthly Majick rituals? The blue fluid is sacred to our kind, do not besmirch our ways.
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Dec 26, 2021 18:05
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Twigand Berries posted:i actually come from minor norwegian nobility Well what color is your buttblood, your highness?
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Dec 26, 2021 18:06
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Colonel Cancer posted:Well what color is your buttblood, your highness? red it's super diluted with a bunch of loving english and irish but if i get high and pretend my last name wasn't shortened by my dumb farmer great great grandparents and still had the Von in front of it like a bad rear end then i see a hint of blue
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Dec 26, 2021 18:08
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underwear vamprire
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Try to make it so your butt doesn’t leak blood
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Twigand Berries posted:red it's super diluted with a bunch of loving english and irish but if i get high and pretend my last name wasn't shortened by my dumb farmer great great grandparents and still had the Von in front of it like a bad rear end then i see a hint of blue Not good enough. A true king can cure butt sores with a mere touch of his august appendage
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Dec 26, 2021 18:09
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Op you could try wearing a skirt and no underwear for a while and just let your hemorrhoid blood drop where it will,
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I think they put it in the washing machine usually…
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Colonel Cancer posted:Not good enough. A true king can cure butt sores with a mere touch of his august appendage so are you giving me a quest to find the true king right now?
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:I think they put it in the washing machine usually… i've had girlfriends ok in fact i'm pretty sure somebody married me for a hot minute so i know what happens if you just put it in the washing machine and i like my underwear thank you
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Dec 26, 2021 18:11
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Aardvark! posted:Op you could try wearing a skirt and no underwear for a while and just let your hemorrhoid blood drop where it will, i feel like my dog would lick it up and maybe i don't like that thought
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Dec 26, 2021 18:12
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please go to the doctor, op, and have them help you with your rear end in a top hat also please wash your underwear in the washing machine 
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Dec 26, 2021 18:15
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Blind Al's advice on getting rid of blood.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7uK7VQCA3I&t=10s also, eat less chili brah
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Dec 26, 2021 18:18
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I don't have any advice OP but I am sorry to hear about your butt problems
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Dec 26, 2021 18:19
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Do anus kegels so that you can clench your butthole closed so tight on command all day that nothing ever leaks out
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Dec 26, 2021 18:19
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I'm not a lady goon but I've gotten enough knocks in my life to know that blood washes out of most fabrics in a regular wash cycle.
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Pragmatica posted:please go to the doctor, op, and have them help you with your rear end in a top hat well see the internet hasn't told me this is an emergency of any sort it is quite natural for hemorrhoids to do this and i think a particular hard poop is what caused this one to burst and honestly i haven't had one in ages and none have ever burst before this particular hemorrhoid is a recurrence of a particularly nasty one i developed from pissing in the back of a united states postal service van into a tiny UPTIME brand energy drink on some holiday we were delivering amazon packages on but the recurrence was caused by cabling up my car in a snowdrift i had slid into last monday delivering amazon to a house on the side of a mountain lol so basically i think jeff bezos caused these hemorrhoids and my bloody christmas also my dad would get hemorrhoids from straining activity i think we have bad genetics i blame our inbred royal norwegian blood
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Dec 26, 2021 18:41
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i have a washing machine i've been really living it these last couple of years
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Dec 26, 2021 18:42
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Every menstruating person I know just keeps a separate stash of period panties they accept will have blood stains even after washing. Just keep these ones as your hemorrhoid panties, OP.
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Dec 26, 2021 19:15
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Lick the blood Lick the blood Drink the blood op
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lidnsya posted:Every menstruating person I know just keeps a separate stash of period panties they accept will have blood stains even after washing. Just keep these ones as your hemorrhoid panties, OP. should they have a separate drawer? do i wash them alone? it's not like i put on a fresh pair of underwear and am like "i bet i start bleeding from my rear end today"
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Dec 26, 2021 19:19
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maybe there is a celestial body for my butt cycles to time it by
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don't say it
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