We hear in the news a lot about COVID this and COVID that This is a thread to post about things that are NOT COVID If you post about COVID in this thread you'll be punished! LeBron James is not COVID The bubonic plague is not COVID Pokimane with or without makeup is not COVID Post things that are NOT COVID itt
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:36 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:13 |
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I like to put newt eggs in my water before bed, Harvard scientists have confirmed that this is a good idea waiting for the pounds to just melt away
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:38 |
Harald posted:I like to put newt eggs in my water before bed, confirmed not COVID, carry on friend
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:39 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:44 |
Ah hello Mr Finkleton your table is WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS COVID IN DISGUISE
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:46 |
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Corvids are not COVID. Corvids are cool and good. COVID is not. Please do not confuse the two.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:52 |
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edit: damnit, an early bird already got the worm on this one
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:52 |
this is not COVID
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:55 |
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so, anyone else doing this newt egg thing? I assume it also works with eggs from other amphibians.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:57 |
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Doobies Dog House
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:58 |
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These British butt plugs are not COVID
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 04:03 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 04:06 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 04:15 |
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SARS-CoV-1
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 04:55 |
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The Hensel twins driving a.... motorcycle? Is not COVID.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 05:14 |
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Parahexavoctal posted:this is not COVID Came here to post... Either she was foul, or her attire was bad, Or she was not the wench I wished t’have had. Idly I lay with her, as if I loved not, And like a burden grieved the bed that moved not. Yet though both of us performed our true intent, Yet I could not cast anchor where I meant. She on my neck her ivory arms did throw, Her arms far whiter than the Scythian snow. And eagerly she kissed me with her tongue, And under mine her wanton thigh she flung. Yea, and she soothed me up and called me sir, And used all speech that might provoke and stir. Yet, like as if cold hemlock I had drunk, It mockčd me, hung down the head, and sunk. Like a dull cipher or rude block I lay, Or shade or body was I, who can say? What will my age do, age I cannot shun, When in my prime my force is spent and done? I blush, that being youthful, hot and lusty, I prove neither youth nor man, but old and rusty. Pure rose she, like a nun to sacrifice, Or one that with her tender brother lies. Yet boarded I the golden Chie twice, And Libas, and the white-cheeked Pitho thrice. Corinna craved it in a summer’s night, And nine sweet bouts we had before daylight. What, waste my limbs through some Thessalian charms? May spells and drugs do silly souls such harm? With virgin wax hath some imbaste my joints And pierced my liver with sharp needles’ points? Charms change corn to grass and make it die. By charms are running spring and fountains dry. By charms mast crops from oaks, from vines grapes fall, And fruit from trees when there’s no wind at all. Why might not then my sinews be enchanted, And I grow faint, as with some spirit haunted? To this add shame: shame to perform it quailed me And was the second cause why vigour failed me. My idle thoughts delighted her no more Than did the robe or garment which she wore. Yet might her touch make youthful Pylius fire And Tithon livelier than his years require. Even her I had, and she had me in vain; What might I crave more if I asked again? I think the great gods grieved they had bestowed The benefit which lewdly I for-slowed. I wished to be received in. In I get me To kiss. I kiss. To lie with her, she let me. Why was I blessed? Why made king to refuse it? Chuff-like had I not gold and could not use it? So in a spring thrives he that told so much, And looks upon the fruits he cannot touch. Hath any rose so from a fresh young maid, As she might straight have gone to church and prayed? Well I believe she kissed not as she should, Nor used the sleight and cunning which she could. Huge oaks, hard adamants might she have moved, And with sweet words cause deaf rocks to have loved. Worthy she was to move both gods and men, But neither was I man, nor lived then. Can deaf ear take delight when Phaemius sings? Or Thamiras in curious painted things? What sweet thought is there but I had the same? And one gave place still as another came. Yet, notwithstanding, like one dead it lay, Drooping more than a rose pulled yesterday. Now, when he should not jet, he bolts upright And craves his task, and seeks to be at fight. Lie down with shame, and see thou stir no more, Seeing thou wouldst deceive me as before. Thou cozenest me, by thee surprised am I, And bide sore loss with endless infamy. Nay more, the wench did not disdain a whit To take it in her hand and play with it. But when she saw it would by no means stand, But still drooped down, regarding not her hand, ‘Why mockst thou me?’ she cried. ‘Or, being ill, Who bade thee lie down here against thy will? Either thou art witch, with blood of frogs new dead, Or jaded camest thou from some other bed.’ With that, her loose gown on, from me she cast her – In skipping out her naked feet much graced her. And, lest her maid should know of this disgrace, To cover it, spilt water on the place.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 05:26 |
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For twelve years you've been asking "Who is John Galt?" This is John Galt speaking. I'm the man who's taken away your victims and thus destroyed your world. You've heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis and that Man's sins are destroying the world. But your chief virtue has been sacrifice, and you've demanded more sacrifices at every disaster. You've sacrificed justice to mercy and happiness to duty. So why should you be afraid of the world around you? Your world is only the product of your sacrifices. While you were dragging the men who made your happiness possible to your sacrificial altars, I beat you to it. I reached them first and told them about the game you were playing and where it would take them. I explained the consequences of your 'brother-love' morality, which they had been too innocently generous to understand. You won't find them now, when you need them more than ever. We're on strike against your creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. If you want to know how I made them quit, I told them exactly what I'm telling you tonight. I taught them the morality of Reason -- that it was right to pursue one's own happiness as one's principal goal in life. I don't consider the pleasure of others my goal in life, nor do I consider my pleasure the goal of anyone else's life. I am a trader. I earn what I get in trade for what I produce. I ask for nothing more or nothing less than what I earn. That is justice. I don't force anyone to trade with me; I only trade for mutual benefit. Force is the great evil that has no place in a rational world. One may never force another human to act against his/her judgment. If you deny a man's right to Reason, you must also deny your right to your own judgment. Yet you have allowed your world to be run by means of force, by men who claim that fear and joy are equal incentives, but that fear and force are more practical. You've allowed such men to occupy positions of power in your world by preaching that all men are evil from the moment they're born. When men believe this, they see nothing wrong in acting in any way they please. The name of this absurdity is 'original sin'. That's impossible. That which is outside the possibility of choice is also outside the province of morality. To call sin that which is outside man's choice is a mockery of justice. To say that men are born with a free will but with a tendency toward evil is ridiculous. If the tendency is one of choice, it doesn't come at birth. If it is not a tendency of choice, then man's will is not free. And then there's your 'brother-love' morality etc, etc.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 06:29 |
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a delicious roast beef sandwich at your neighborhood arby's is NOT covid
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 06:49 |
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pretend I posted the goatman here
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 13:45 |
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I just have allergies
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 13:48 |
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72 hour indoor face to face singing session with the Miami Antivax Choir.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 14:34 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 14:38 |
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HIV
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 14:41 |
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Ah, what the hell, let's go with all four.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 14:42 |
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apparently this guy isn't covid https://twitter.com/thediyora/status/1476302861214617601
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 14:43 |
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Crows Ravens
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 16:11 |
These are great non-COVID things!! Keep it up!
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 16:35 |
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Crandon.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 16:35 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 16:38 |
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drat, a full shot of testicle
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 16:54 |
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You reckon they hold a real ball in one hand and just move up and down the string in the other hand going Hmmm?
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 16:55 |
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Fucker. I was gonna post my balls. Yeah, one inch sounds about right.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:01 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:12 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:16 |
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If you look closer you will find it's covid
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:17 |
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Deez nuts
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:19 |
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I bought a well done steak and it had a toothpick CURED flag with stat dots saying COVID above it.
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:21 |
Greg of Doom posted:I bought a well done steak and it had a toothpick CURED flag with stat dots saying COVID above it. I am disgusted and disturbed. A well done steak is a disservice to yourself and the cow who died for you to eat that slop
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:24 |
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love this guy on iktok
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:25 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:13 |
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GOGGGY GON
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 17:28 |