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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
im not going to poo poo for an entire 365 days it takes up too much of my time that could be better spent doing other things

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
4k

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo
Gonna stay off ZYN nicotine pouches and keep the yeti on tip.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Have more orgasms.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Robo Reagan posted:

im not going to poo poo for an entire 365 days

So you’ll stop posting, too?

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


I want to stop holding in my farts.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I want to throw more ducks at people.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Im going to be less poo poo

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
I'm going to be lame and serious post. I always make a big list of aspirational goals for the year and here is what I have so far:

Finish visiting all 50 states

Get back to weight lifting (pandemic has made me very soft)

Yoga 2x a week

Read 6 books (pathetic I know)

Frame my Mom's artwork

Find local events and meet people (I recently moved)

Plan a visit to a new country & visit Berlin friend

Finish 2+ arts & crafts projects (I have a big list)

Send letters/postcards to friends (another big list)

Go on a few sweet kayaking trips in summer

For the love of all that is unholy, fix my utter poo poo work-life balance

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I’m going to try regrowing my foreskin. Apparently this is possible. And I feel like there is enough room in my life for smells maintenance.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

3440x1440 (WQHD)

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Also, I’m planning on putting in much less effort at work this year. My usual 20-30% effort is pretty generous. I can probably throttle that down a little bit.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
I don't know about all this other stuff, I sure do love pissing outside tho.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

So you’ll stop posting, too?

OP got got

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Sincere posting: I'm gonna use the days off my company provides for charity work this year.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I'm going to lose a bunch of weight so I can cheat on my wife

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
remember when I made this exact thread a while back

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

The Scientist posted:

remember when I made this exact thread a while back

Did you get your 3080 GTX?

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

At home: be better
On the internet: post gooder

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Invent time travel to prevent myself from killing Betty White.

Starting to have second thoughts on it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

reclaim my virginity

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


numberoneposter posted:

reclaim my virginity

Well gently caress you.
I was faking it the whole time too!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-start wearing a race car suit all the time

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
-work harder
-see parents more
-adopt a child (process already started)

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Replace this piece of poo poo ford focus I've been driving around for years

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

LuckyCat posted:

-adopt a child (process already started)

You are a hero and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
this year Im going to gently caress, and im going to suck

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
Legally change my name to Tyrone and gently caress your wife

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
Legally change my name to Wife and gently caress your Tyrone

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Legally change my Tyrone to Wife and gently caress your name

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Be a complete total failure, I haven't missed a year yet, can't break tradition.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Get my loving house clean

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Gonna work up to the large volume milking machine

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Drink more bourbon and vodka.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

trying to drink less water

Goddamn Hippy
Jan 18, 2006
I'm going to stop pursuing women and purchase a premium sex toy! gently caress those snooty bitches, this scrub is going balls deep.

Goddamn Hippy fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Jan 1, 2022

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


quit weed 4 days ago because i had another massive CHS attack and i really gotta stay off the pot before i die, lost 23 lbs in fluids since tuesday, so no weed

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Sid Vicious posted:

quit weed 4 days ago because i had another massive CHS attack and i really gotta stay off the pot before i die, lost 23 lbs in fluids since tuesday, so no weed

have you heard of the $60 kilo of kratom friend

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Smugworth posted:

have you heard of the $60 kilo of kratom friend

im not doing more drugs!!!!

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


im going to pick up a new hobby, something thats a worse version of a normal thing and weirder



like artisanal staplers or something. gonna criticize people for their swinglines, act real smug about it etc. not sure yet

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