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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


I have many people who have wronged me in life and not a single one has faced justice for this or at least not where i could witness it. I've tried praying to god, he doesn't care. What can I do to better inflict my pain onto others?

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


buy a gun

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



no. too extreme.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i have no help for you

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Sign them up for newspaper and magazine subscriptions. Mostly harmless but they'll have to take time out of their day to cancel all that poo poo.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Jose Oquendo posted:

Sign them up for newspaper and magazine subscriptions. Mostly harmless but they'll have to take time out of their day to cancel all that poo poo.

thank you. somebody's bringing the heat.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If you're any good at masonry, just find out what their favorite wine is, then take them down to your wine cellar and tell them it's way in the back

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Devils Affricate posted:

If you're any good at masonry, just find out what their favorite wine is, then take them down to your wine cellar and tell them it's way in the back

How do i reseal the bottle after i put the stones in the wine?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
It depends on the person, their proximity to you, their position in society and your access to them. Have you tried keying anyone's car? It's a good first step for beginners.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Donate to NAMBLA and the KKK in their name

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


seduce and marry them. live happily ever after. they will be crushed.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Go and get a massage at a nice spa and fill out those recommendation cards with your enemies' names. They'll never get off that message list. Neither will you, but you've had a massage.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

I recommend gazpacho

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

You've got to start believing in urself

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i suspect you're attempting to serve this dish hot. rookie mistake

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


kazr posted:

I recommend gazpacho

i have never enjoyed an iced soup despite people telling me its great. now that you've said this i suspect they were performing vengeance on me.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Buy one of these:and find a good vein on your arm or hand.

Practice at home until you can reliably output a decent amount of blood in a swift manner. Find your adversary in their Sunday best and cover them. Their background or culture is irrelevant. No one wants to be covered in your blood.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Matlack Radio posted:

Buy one of these:and find a good vein on your arm or hand.

Practice at home until you can reliably output a decent amount of blood in a swift manner. Find your adversary in their Sunday best and cover them. Their background or culture is irrelevant. No one wants to be covered in your blood.

so often when i want to exact vengeance, background or culture of my adversary is relevant. this method is surely a gamechanger

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


thinking it over and one of the big things I've failed to do? let it consume me.

ThawedGladiator
Aug 29, 2008
Voodoo. It works, done correctly.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
pray for their continued health & well-being

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
manifest positivity & light toward them

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I have many people who have wronged me in life and not a single one has faced justice for this or at least not where i could witness it. I've tried praying to god, he doesn't care. What can I do to better inflict my pain onto others?

Live your best life, thats it really.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Jah, make Me an instrument of Your peace
Where there is hatred let me sow love.
Where there is injury, pardon.
Where there is doubt, faith.
Where there is despair, hope.
Where there is darkness, light.
Where there is sadness joy.
O Divine master grant that I may
Not so much seek to be consoled as to console
To be understood, as to understand.
To be loved. as to love
For it's in giving that we receive
And it's in pardoning that we are pardoned
And it's in dying that we are born...
To eternal life.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Get your ribs removed like Marilyn Manson and suck your own dick in front of them on zoom and they will be jealous

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I have many people who have wronged me in life and not a single one has faced justice for this or at least not where i could witness it. I've tried praying to god, he doesn't care. What can I do to better inflict my pain onto others?

you need to live life by the bushido code

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
OP it sounds like your problem is that you're a coward that fears confrontation. There's a couple of options for you.

You've said no firearms but if you ever change your mind on that then a sniper rifle might be exactly what you're looking for.

You could harass them over the internet anonymously or if you'd like that classic touch you could send them anonymous threats via the mail. People love getting letters that aren't bills or junk mail so everyone wins.

You could spread rumours and lies about them behind their back but as I said I think cowardice is your primary obstacle here and this method does come with a significant risk of discovery. Still worth considering though.

Good luck OP and I hope you make them regret the day they crossed you.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Start by changing your underwear OP.

Y2KayBug
Feb 26, 2021
Call them a meanie

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jan 5, 2022

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

What can I do to better inflict my pain onto others?

Does the pain have to be inflicted back on those who caused it? Because that might be being a little picky. If you're just happy paying it forward indiscriminately then there's a lot more to work with.

Examples:
- Pissing in people's cleaning products (they'll be cleaning their house with your piss!)
- Pissing in people's toilet cisterns (thought you were flushing that piss away? WRONG!)
- Pissing in people's beds (can form part of an elaborate urinary gaslighting campaign)

Not all ideas have to involve piss but you get the idea.

Sir Sidney Poitier fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Jan 3, 2022

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I have many people who have wronged me in life and not a single one has faced justice for this or at least not where i could witness it. I've tried praying to god, he doesn't care. What can I do to better inflict my pain onto others?

Have they merely wronged you? Laugh it off, it is the way of the world. Have they insulted you? Then it is time to start gaining a reputation for owning amontillado.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Watch the movie Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and take notes?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Remember that show Vengeance Unlimited? You should make them watch that because it was terrible.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
The secret is to always be ready for revenge. Don't forget who you want to get revenge on, because the chance can appear any time.

Also, its a long game, don't expect it to happen in days or weeks, it may be months or years.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Have a custom made pancake press made with their face on it so that it toasts their likeness onto the surface of pancakes.
That way you can eat their face in retaliation while also having pancakes

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Plant illegal porn on their computer. Of course the only ethical way to get the material is to make it yourself, without involving others. A solo performance is pretty tricky to make illegal but where there's a will there's a way

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Stay up for days straight becoming ever more sleep deprived while being angry at them until you have a seizure and die

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen
Lock them in a room with Big Beef City.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Dares Box Trump
Live better and more righteous than them OP. That'll show them I'm sure.

Alternatively steal their identity and frame them for crimes against humanity.

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Baconroll
Feb 6, 2009
Use a series of elaborate disguises to get close to them and then poo poo yourself. Soon everyone will come to associate that smell with your intended victim.

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