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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*sweating profusely*

it's no good... I can't do it...

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sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
F

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
*is no one anybody remembers anyway*

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Bloop posted:

*is no one anybody remembers anyway*

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*posts big Dear Richard about what this site has become and not wanting to be associated with it anymore*

*post history consists of 30 posts in the wrestling forums from 2006-2008*

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Peggy Edson posted:

*sweating profusely*

it's no good... I can't do it...

pussy rear end bitch.......

*turning my head and yelling at the audience*

told ya this guy was too chicken!!!!!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
*proceeds to copy-paste the entire John Galt speech, making a new post to keep going every time the previous post reaches the character limit, until the mods go "gently caress you!" and ban me*

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
*has too many people ignoring his posts for an autoban to show up on anyone's screen*

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
itt you're about to Aútobahn

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
double post

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
:blastu::goatsecx::blastback::cheeky:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

I have foreseen my own death.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Oh man, I got mildly owned in the MMO HMO. Time to end it all!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gonna drive so freakin fast on this auto ban

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
*Can't decide with artisanal hentai doujin to post in it's entirety as an OP*


*Just keeps posting forever*

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

itt you're about to Aútobahn

Nice marmot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I have done it several times my friends. It only $10, or ten bucks.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

This post is very important, I should use the big flashing ATTENTION tag.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i definitely should make a dramatic scene (That will be mocked) rather than just not logging in for a while

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Oh god, I'll be free

I'll be normal

My wife will speak to me again

Maybe my obsession with furry porn will come to an end

but this guy

This guy has WRONG OPINIONS

ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

I'm sorry, honey

my fight must continue.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

time to make my very first thread on this cool new forum i found, i bet i'll make lots of new friends here!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
The user requested probations are funnier to me.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
By funnier I mean more embarrassing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Full Metal Jackass posted:

By funnier I mean more embarrassing

we accept both

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I have done it several times my friends. It only $10, or ten bucks.

do it again

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I have done it several times my friends. It only $10, or ten bucks.

But none of your bans are autobans. They're all regular bans!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Lol
What you really need to do is to 1st make a dramathread in QCS and then autoban.
That's how you get remembered

(Tits or dick works too)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yeti friend posted:

do it again

go gently caress yourself Yeti

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Logout? What the gently caress does that mean, id rather just pay money to sign back in like a normal person

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
i REFUSE to make another post in those drat games forums!!!

*autobahns in gbs where i have never posted before*

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

$10 is exactly my line between self control and just following impulse

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




shaving my balls but not my dick for the photo

this is how i want to be remembered

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

It's been so long, entire decades, millennia in internet years of sweet-nothing shitposts and ancient flamewars sparked over photos of handheld cartridges laid out on someone's bed. I thought I'd finally forgotten, I've built my life around normal people who will help me forget - my widower aunt who owns this house and her dog Peepers.

So I finally must make an ultimate sacrifice and mute my favorite Twitch streams from drowning out my thoughts but for a moment, in order to once again remember the handle to an ancient forum and the password that I cleverly came up with in middle school. And even though I'm surrounded by the familiar feelings of resignation, it is finally time to unown the age-old owns and remove a part of my digital identity I hate by publicly severing myself from the SA Khala.

There is no need for long goodbyes, explanatory rants, and performative creeds as all that OC has been exhausted long ago. Just pick the Ban Me tag! Yet by placing my RGB laser mouse over the Submit button, there is a lingering ghost of a familiar feeling, a lightness just below the solar plexus spreading to the back of the neck that makes its hair stand.

I glance over to the cheerful heads on my other monitor who can't help at silently closing and opening their mouths.

Just one more post?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Debating whether to write off my dear Richard manifest as a sunk cost or just find/replace for Jeffrey

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Whew! It's been a rough year but my hydroponic chilli set up is going great. Hey I bet some goons would be interested in this. I'll just upload some pictures.. now to write the thread.. huh which tag to use? Attention! No. I want attention but I don't want people to know that I want attention. There's the one. Perfect. Now to post it and..

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Going through gap.zip for the perfect picture. I just can't decide.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Debating whether to write off my dear Richard manifest as a sunk cost or just find/replace for Jeffrey

Sounds like it's time for a seance.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh no! The results have come back and the popular brand of keyboard grease that goons have been using is extremely toxic! I'll have to make a thread to warn everyone.

There. Now to select the appropriate tag. Well it is unfunny and it's definitely serious but I really need everyone to pay attention to this thread.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Hmmm. These dozen bottles of sriracha might make for an interesting thread!

Wait, WHAT!?!?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i dont have one on my rapsheet yet so its not off the table. mods?

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Oh wow, there's a worker shortage and companies are so desperate for employees that they're actually raising the minimum wage. I can finally get a job but first I better nuke my something awful account so the employer doesn't look it up and see all my comments about fapping it to an elderly man's gaping rear end in a top hat.

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