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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/subway-jared-fogle-speaks-from-prison-i-royally-screwed-up/

Jared from subway wrote a letter about how he is staying healthy in prison and wishes he didnt make that whoopsie daisey what withthe molesting kids and the kids porn and what not. luckily he is staying positive by thinking about the shawshank redemption and how he can be free to molest again in 7 more years.

I dont think that subway will hire him again, but since he is keeping off all that weight maybe a modship will open up for him in YLLS?

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ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

(after being convicted of raping a minor) lmao I really poo poo the bed on that one sorry hahaah.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"Some people accidentally shoplift, others rape kids and download CSA videos. Who's to say who's worse really?" - Jared Fogle

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I hope he dies

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it was just a minor lapse in judgement

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Need wizard master's take ITT

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

jared posted:

"Something like, ‘You can either get busy living or get busy dying’ when you are sent to prison. I’ve done everything I can to get busy living and make the most of this unwanted experience.”

let's not be too hasty now, maybe you should really explore all your options and give them a good game try.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I legitimately didn't know about the kid diddling, I thought it was just child porn.

I'm glad his second wife divorced him. Hope the kids are okay. :(

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What does jared fogle think of josh duggar and/or vice versa

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Dares Box Trump
Remember when Jared Fogle was on South Park?? Me neither im probably hallucinating

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

wondering what Chinatown thinks of this development...

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
tfw u eat too fresh

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Remember when Jared Fogle was on South Park?? Me neither im probably hallucinating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOv5u54YgIY

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1479486758391791625

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Jared was great in the South Park Fractured but Whole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioPFaSCK_y0

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Subway is high in sugar and sodium. He’s a huckster for selling that garbage and I hope he rots in hell for selling that snake oil.

Taco Bell on other hand is low in sodium, high in fiber, and is a sensible fast food dining choice

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Kuato posted:

Subway is high in sugar and sodium. He’s a huckster for selling that garbage and I hope he rots in hell for selling that snake oil.

Taco Bell on other hand is low in sodium, high in fiber, and is a sensible fast food dining choice

I remember when KFC first released the double down how some people were claiming it was healthy as it was low carb due to the lack of a bun.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Maybe he and Papa John could team up

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



mom and dad fight a lot posted:


I'm glad his second wife divorced him. Hope the kids are okay. :(

On the upside, most kids have a trauma response that covers up the memories of such events. On the downside, the trauma often manifests later in life as any number of mental health issues, and few get the therapy to recover from it.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Kuato posted:

Subway is high in sugar and sodium. He’s a huckster for selling that garbage and I hope he rots in hell for selling that snake oil.

Taco Bell on other hand is low in sodium, high in fiber, and is a sensible fast food dining choice

Rip Gordita, healthy nutritious and delicious, too good and pure for this world

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's quite fortunate for the subway corporation that there's no such thing as bad publicity

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

500excf type r posted:

Rip Gordita, healthy nutritious and delicious, too good and pure for this world

I think you can still order a cheesy Gordita crunch, which was always the superior Gordita!

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
He seems remorseful i say let him out! Whats the worst that could happen?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Nuts and Gum posted:

I think you can still order a cheesy Gordita crunch, which was always the superior Gordita!

Cheesy gordita crunch with the Doritos locos taco is the current pro choice for sure, but the classic gordita (chicken with jalapenos, Baja supreme style) was like 250 calories each and delicious.

Also miss the grilled stuft XL burrito (with steak) which was like eating a fat baby's leg

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lol Jared is a fat, ugly, piece of poo poo and nobody cares if he loses any weight because he’s still a stupid ugly chomo even then. Completely unfuckable blob of poo poo.

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
Did the terms of his conviction preclude him from future subway money? I'm sure they would love him to shut up and stay out of the news

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Remember when Jared Fogle was on South Park?? Me neither im probably hallucinating

one of my favorite south park episodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEN7UP4o6LE

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Lol Jared is a fat, ugly, piece of poo poo and nobody cares if he loses any weight because he’s still a stupid ugly chomo even then. Completely unfuckable blob of poo poo.

don't sign ur posts

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Vakal posted:

I remember when KFC first released the double down how some people were claiming it was healthy as it was low carb due to the lack of a bun.



I had one of those. The term decadent was created to describe the feeling of eating that. Or shame. The word is shame.

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
emaciated prisoner jared

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I bet they steal his comissary

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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What's up with the discolourations on his forehead??

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Peggy Edson posted:

wondering what Chinatown thinks of this development...

dude should have just sticked to loving the sandwiches imo

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

American dissident Jared fogle starving in regime prison…

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Looks like they shaved his eyebrows. I wonder if they shaved his bush too.

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
I ate too fresh
-jared

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




This abbreviation is still new to me and my dumb brain can't not read it as SCA

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

What's up with the discolourations on his forehead??

That's where Scarface Tony's thumbs rest while he holds Jared's head.

Jared's considering getting a jail tattoo on his forehead saying DON'T HOLD MY HEAD I KNOW WHAT I' M DOING.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
p

“Let’s make everything at subway gross and bitch”

-jared

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