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I'm set for life. Old Aunt Agnes left me a great fruit farm. Oh I hope it's mangoes. Those are really great.
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Jan 30, 2022 06:14
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You have the grapefruit already prepared, he smells the citrus in the air, he thinks you have some Victoria secrets on, he has no idea..
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Jan 30, 2022 06:17
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Good for breakfast or for juice or make a nice sorbet with them, thay seems like a real nice farm (:
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Jan 30, 2022 06:18
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That's not a grapefruit tree, that's me and my huge sunburned balls in the canopy.
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Should I....Like, do I hire someone to do this or like do I...? I think I am totally in over my head.......
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Jan 30, 2022 06:19
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If I have to take a piss while out there in the uh.. the orchard? Then can I just go or...what
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Jan 30, 2022 06:20
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*drinks a Paloma*
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Literally A Person posted:Should I....Like, do I hire someone to do this or like do I...?
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Jan 30, 2022 06:25
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Dang, not mangoes but oh my god these oranges are huge. I'm going to be rich!
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Jan 30, 2022 06:26
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Hell yessss! I love grapefruit but I could never afford them before! Now I can eat em all the time! *checks medication interaction warning* NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 30, 2022 06:28
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Hell yessss! I love grapefruit but I could never afford them before! Now I can eat em all the time! 
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Hi Mum. How are you? Uh huh. Yeah. I'm at the fruit farm Aunt Agnes left me and I have a question: How long do oranges take to ripen? Because there are trees upon trees full of the biggest oranges I've ever seen but I tried one and it tasted all sour and gross. Yeah I know grape is a fruit. Yes mum I know. Grape. Is. A. Fruit. They make wine with them. They grow on a vine in bunches. No these are trees not vines. Ok, look mum I've gotta go. I love you too, bye. Hi Sarah, how are you? Listen I'm calling about mum. I think we're going to have to put her in a home. I just had the weirdest conversation with her. I think it might be dementia.
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Jan 30, 2022 06:40
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Can i buy a grapefruit from you please
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Jan 30, 2022 07:14
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does this look like a grapefruit store to you? get the hell out of here
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Jan 30, 2022 07:28
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*Dwight Schrutes in grapefruit*
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Jan 30, 2022 08:10
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It's a loving orchard, not a farm.
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Jan 30, 2022 08:10
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When God gives you grapefruits, well, you just gotta do what she does
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Jan 30, 2022 08:17
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thankz gramma, very sweet of you for the burden
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Jan 30, 2022 08:58
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*Goes to borrow a cup of sugar from the neighbors*
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Jan 30, 2022 08:59
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I'm going to immediately sell it so i don't have to deal with this poo poo
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Caesar Saladin posted:I'm going to immediately sell it so i don't have to deal with this poo poo someone might buy this place if you get rid of all these grapefruits. as it is this is a deal breaker - your real estate agent
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Jan 30, 2022 09:15
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these oranges taste like poo poo
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Jan 30, 2022 09:24
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So the grapefruits are way up there? *scared of heights*
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Jan 30, 2022 09:30
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Yes, but are they fungible?
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:Yes, but are they fungible? If they are, you'd better spray 'em.
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Jan 30, 2022 09:44
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Alright, so it’s a grape, but a fruit, but grapes are already fruit, so should I start saying carrotvegetable and meatloafmeat? Or meatmeatloaf? It’s not a grape, it is a fruit, it is a half-truth. Hell grape nuts don’t have grapes in them. Where does that leave us with this poo poo? It’s a fruit but doesn’t taste like a grape, or look like a grape. 
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Jan 30, 2022 12:17
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's a loving orchard, not a farm. I'm at the orchard. I'm at the grapefruit farm. I'm at the combination orchard and grapefruit farm
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Jan 30, 2022 12:22
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*looks around* I'm in heaven... *unzips pants*
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Jan 30, 2022 12:43
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Hires a professional to sell the farm as quickly as possible accepting the sale will be a “good deal” for the new owner.
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      brought to you by your local grapefruit growers association
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Alright, so it’s a grape, but a fruit, but grapes are already fruit, so should I start saying carrotvegetable and meatloafmeat? Or meatmeatloaf? It’s not a grape, it is a fruit, it is a half-truth. Hell grape nuts don’t have grapes in them. Where does that leave us with this poo poo? It’s a fruit but doesn’t taste like a grape, or look like a grape. Grape deez nutz lol
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Jan 30, 2022 13:06
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*checks whether it's profitable/worth something and disclaims if not*
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Jan 30, 2022 13:52
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*turns hose spigot* *no water comes out of hose* I uh.... *sits down with face in hands* What have you done to me uncle Chet.
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I'm going to breed grapefruits that are the most delicious things ever but they cause even more hosed up side effects for people on any kind of medication.
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Jan 30, 2022 17:27
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Jan 30, 2022 17:40
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I don't know, guess I'll commission some advertisements and see where that takes us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd3Ixzf9rCQ
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how the gently caress are you supposed to make wine with these loving things??
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