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my dad would say poo poo like "when's the last time you checked your oil?" and only buy booze that came in giant plastic containers
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mine are alive still owned
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Feb 1, 2022 02:56
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my mom liked to eat Cheez-Its and read detective novels
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Feb 1, 2022 02:56
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my dad liked star wars and died before the prequels so all in all he got lucky
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Feb 1, 2022 02:57
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I don't know if my dad is dead but I sure hope he is. Things he would do would drink and be abusive. I don't really remember anything else lol
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Feb 1, 2022 02:58
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Sid Vicious posted:mine are alive still owned
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Feb 1, 2022 03:01
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"could you put these 30 ringtones on my phone"
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Feb 1, 2022 03:01
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smoked a poo poo ton of cigarettes and drank enormous amounts of coffee also bickered a lot
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Feb 1, 2022 03:01
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my dad would win all kinds of stupid bullshit at the bar from getting his name drawn at random but i suspect he just spent a poo poo ton of money there so they just gave him various singing fish out of pity
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Feb 1, 2022 03:04
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Be wonderful, but also a bit of a pain in my rear end. Miss ya mom.
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Feb 1, 2022 03:31
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Mom: be passive aggressive and alienate everyone she knows for some unknown reason. Dad: be the best loving dad ever while maybe not always making the best choices for himself. I wish I could watch my kids play catch with my dad. 
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Feb 1, 2022 03:49
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Mine are still alive and will be for a while inshah'allah
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Feb 1, 2022 03:49
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I don't know if they're dead or alive, my parents exist in a quantum state.
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Feb 1, 2022 03:56
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SEX!
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Feb 1, 2022 04:32
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my mom helped figure out how mRNA works and is still alive my dad investigated a lot of fatalities and is still alive
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Feb 1, 2022 06:26
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Sid Vicious posted:mine are alive still owned
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Feb 1, 2022 07:52
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Emotionally manipulative for one and distant for the other. Still at it lol
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Feb 1, 2022 07:52
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hotdog feet posted:only buy booze that came in giant plastic containers My dad buys Lambrini which is a horrible sparkling wine thing for teenagers but its like £1.50 for 75cl and low cost outweighs quality for my dad.
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Feb 1, 2022 12:23
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breathing and moving around
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Feb 1, 2022 12:27
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they had s*x
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Feb 1, 2022 12:40
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ChubbyChecker posted:they had s*x Six what?
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Feb 1, 2022 12:44
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The Management posted:Six what? Sox
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Feb 1, 2022 13:14
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Sid Vicious posted:mine are alive still owned edit: hell yeah, someone added emoji and text to my avatar
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Feb 1, 2022 13:19
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My mom likes kitch and her pug dog and is thankfully computer illiterate because she’s the worst kind of gullible and would probably be down some rabbit hole if she knew how to be on the internet My dad is the avatar of boring and keeps an exact diary of every single day which is something I hope to carry on after he is gone so some distant ancestor can look up exactly how much rain my town received on June 8th 1996 if they want to.
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Feb 1, 2022 13:26
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Talked a lot of poo poo, op
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Feb 1, 2022 13:42
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Mostly just bitching. Bitching he didn't register wallstreet.com. Bitching he didn't buy bitcoin before it blew up. Sometimes he'd watch youtube videos about aliens and time travel. I'm glad he's dead.
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Feb 1, 2022 13:53
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Even though I’m pretty old, they’re both still alive, although my dad is in the early bit of Alzheimers where he forgets a lot of words. My dad’s favourite pastime was opining: he couldn’t see a task performed without having an opinion on how it could have been done better regardless of his own experience in the subject at hand. He was also what we refer to as a ‘wind-up merchant’, that is to say, a joker who lived to get a rise out of people. Where be your gibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
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Feb 1, 2022 14:39
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kntfkr posted:my mom helped figure out how mRNA works and is still alive Really? That’s cool as hell, your mom owns.
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Feb 1, 2022 14:44
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My wife's dad was a cocaine dealer and serial cheater that was absent during important parts of her teenage years. He died of diabetes a year before I met her; it's too bad he sounded pretty cool.
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both of my parents are alive #winning #swag
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Feb 1, 2022 15:14
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He worked 5 on 5 off We stayed up and watched The Hound of the Baskervilles, the 1982 version with Tom Baker. Then some documentary about train rail guages or something. I just didn't want to go to bed that night. I slept through him leaving. Im sure he would have come to my room and kissed me good bye. 5 weeks later, on the way home. he was dead.
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Feb 1, 2022 15:18
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Mine are still alive and in better shape than I am.
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Feb 1, 2022 15:19
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The 1988 BBC version of The Hound... is far better.
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Feb 1, 2022 15:32
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my dad liked to drink and smoke and the outdoors and he made a disparaging comment about my older sisters sexuality the last time I saw him alive
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Feb 1, 2022 15:55
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my dad and i used to hang out and watch horror movies when i was as young as 4 years old and when his alcoholism got bad, he would just rent a stack of movies for me to watch while my mom was at work so he could go drink. this was when i was like 6ish years old and I'm surprised this pattern of neglect and violent media didn't completely gently caress me up
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Mom: be passive aggressive and alienate everyone she knows for some unknown reason. If only he had been cremated, your wish could come true.
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Sid Vicious posted:mine are alive still owned 
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Last thing my dad did was watch an episode of G.I. Joe in 1986 - the part where they were diving for heavy water in the ocean as part of a secret weapon. He died that night of a heart attack. I once had to stop my mom from cleaning the wooden kitchen table with Oven Off. She though she had Pledge, but she wasn't that observant at times. She died a few years ago of fungal pneumonia.
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Ive bared through people with fat parents chat and I have said nothing. If we are now elevating and praising people with living or dead parents... No, This is not my left.
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