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Vakal
May 11, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkCbehpGBME


Humans clearly made a mistake by backing the chimpanzee evolutionary horse.

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Vakal
May 11, 2008
I mean seriously, even the babies are cute, unlike the balls of snotty dough that we produce.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

those are pretty sweet monkeys op

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The first one has a good faux-hawk.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Lol at its chomping. So cute.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
I'd party with that monkey

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Hector Delgado posted:

I'd party with that monkey

Please, that monkey wouldn't be caught dead associating with the likes of you.

You would be stuck making small talk in the back room with a proboscis monkey.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Vakal posted:

Please, that monkey wouldn't be caught dead associating with the likes of you.

You would be stuck making small talk in the back room with a proboscis monkey.



I was on a field trip to a zoo once and we went into the monkey house and one of these big-nosed assholes charged the glass

Monkeys are cute but they're terrible people

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat
instructions unclear, i right clicked the monkey

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

lol you just watched the same video my girlfriend watched yesterday

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Vakal posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkCbehpGBME


Humans clearly made a mistake by backing the chimpanzee evolutionary horse.

Don't look back in anger, OP. What can change the nature of a man? It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life. In the time of chimpanzees there was a monkey. butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Vakal posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkCbehpGBME


Humans clearly made a mistake by backing the chimpanzee evolutionary horse.

I saw that vid several time before. I'm trying to figure out what he's eatin. I think it's grapes. I mean dates. I think it's dates. (Hope they're not bad.)

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 37 hours!)

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I was on a field trip to a zoo once and we went into the monkey house and one of these big-nosed assholes charged the glass

Monkeys are cute but they're terrible people

put me in a glass box for observation long enough and i'd start throwing charging the glass at some point. probably lunchtime.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I can't tell if this is cute or cruel.



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m not seeing any balls OP

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Vakal posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkCbehpGBME


Humans clearly made a mistake by backing the chimpanzee evolutionary horse.

Everytime I see these guys, my brain has a hard time accepting they're real because they look like CGI creatures from a live-action sci-fi or fantasy movie. The combination of bright orange fur with bright blue skin just feels so unnatural.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Well would you look at that. That sure is something!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I clicked on this thread expecting to see a monkey, and you know what?

There it was. drat.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
I want to hang out with Monkey

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m not seeing any balls OP

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
drat. Put them monkey tiddys on the screen

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

drat. Put them monkey tiddys on the screen

Or...or we could not

:pwn:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm watching ski jumping at the Olympics and I think it'd be great to strap a monkey onto those skis and give em a good shove to get em going... Just watching them screeching and freaking the hell out all the way down.
drat that'd be cool.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In hospital, petted cute monkey, lost fingat.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vakal posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkCbehpGBME


Humans clearly made a mistake by backing the chimpanzee evolutionary horse.

is this an NFT?

Vakal
May 11, 2008

beer gas canister posted:

I want to hang out with Monkey

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

Vakal posted:

Please, that monkey wouldn't be caught dead associating with the likes of you.

You would be stuck making small talk in the back room with a proboscis monkey.



I'll have you know I'm very popular with monkeys.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

orangutans are apes

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


I'd like to see this monkey but my monitor appears to be off!

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

orangutans are apes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

fairly sure that is a monkey

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Never seen a SiChuan Golden Snub-nosed Monkey before.

What a delightful primate :unsmith:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

drat. Put them monkey tiddys on the screen

I actually have a ton of monkey boob related images. They are a bit risque but nobody said anything the last time I posted them.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Valko posted:

I can't tell if this is cute or cruel.





P sure that's abuse.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH



This monkey is a kind monkey who cares about your feelings.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Valko posted:

I actually have a ton of monkey boob related images. They are a bit risque but nobody said anything the last time I posted them.



thats an ape not a monkey

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thats an ape not a monkey

Look at these flying fish.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Valko posted:

Look at these flying fish.



now I just think you are trying to annoy me

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Valko posted:

I actually have a ton of monkey boob related images. They are a bit risque but nobody said anything the last time I posted them.



That's not a monkey, that's Danny DeVito.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

That's not a monkey, that's Danny DeVito.

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