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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

In the 2010 single "Miracles" by the Insane Clown Posse there's a part of the song where the lyric is famously:

quote:

loving magnets, how do they work

When this song came out there was some threads about it where goons got super on the spectrum about it and made fun of them, but it's time to admit that nobody knows how magnets really work. These egghead science types have formulas to describe how magnets work, but science doesn't attempt to explain "how' in a fundamental way magnets actually work.

So ICP was right, and goons were wrong and its time we get together and collectively take the L on this one. This has been on my mind for 12 years and I think its finally time to admit its a miracle.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Come to think of it, I don't really know how they work either

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Magnets are powered by love. That’s why they say opposites attract.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i dont care how magnets work only nerds care about things like that.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
To be honest, I'm fine with admitting ICP was right because they're anti-fascism.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
they say I have electrofagnetism because my flaming homosexuality gets people charged!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Are we even sure that they work in the first place? Sure they stick together, but maybe that's not what they're supposed to do

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

we don't know how anything works op, if you want to go deep enough with it

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
good autism joke op thx

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
nobody knows how gravity works either

frankly it's hilarious tat anyone thinks we know much of anything

humans are dumb

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Hell Yeah posted:

i dont care how magnets work only nerds care about things like that.

Ummmm hmmmm, just kicking back and suckling the tepid, watery, gritty, sour milk from the teat of trickle down Big Science and callin it a parfait huh? :thunk:

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

beyond which, magnets are useful. i have a bunch of them and maybe five meters of copper wire to generate electricity in my basement. motive power supplied by a treadmill i make people run on, and yeah, it works great.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I feel it would be appropriate for Jeffery to make an official statement on this.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Hell Yeah posted:

i dont care how magnets work only nerds care about things like that.

Ummmm hmmmm, just kicking back and suckling the tepid, watery, gritty, sour milk from the teat of trickle down Big Science and callin it a parfait huh? :thunk:

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I don’t know how anything works. Especially relationships and magnets

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

I don’t know how anything works. Especially relationships and magnets

One magnet overpowers the other magnet until it is the same magnet and then neither of the magnets stick to the fridge and then GOD I CAN FINALLY GET THIS TACKY poo poo OUT OF MY HOUSE AND LIVE THE MINIMALIST NORWEGIAN LIFESTYLE I DESERVE! :argh:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i put the numbers together and it turns out icp is right 91.2% of the time
shocking i know

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
If one of those dudes died you could just slap Juggalo makeup on Joe Rogan and he could take over seamlessly.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Salt Fish posted:

goons got super on the spectrum about it

dude no

don't do this

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Torquemada posted:

If one of those dudes died you could just slap Juggalo makeup on Joe Rogan and he could take over seamlessly.

Can we replace a live one with a dead Joe Rogan instead? That way he wouldn't tarnish the ICP brand by supporting white supremacists.

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

I. M. Gei posted:

dude no

don't do this

it'd be even better if you didn't do this, tbh

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Crespolini posted:

it'd be even better if you didn't do this, tbh

No it wouldn't. People need to learn that autism isn't something to make fun of, and apparently so do you.

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
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GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020
The big bang theory came from a catholic priest. The knowledge-horny euro perverts split our timeline when they started the LHC. In 100 years scientists will think our current understanding of basically everything is hilarious.

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

I. M. Gei posted:

No it wouldn't. People need to learn that autism isn't something to make fun of, and apparently so do you.

and you're gonna teach people that, and other stuff too. you have a real gift for teaching. that's just one of the things i believe without any sarcasm whatsoever, to be clear.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I. M. Gei posted:

No it wouldn't. People need to learn that autism isn't something to make fun of, and apparently so do you.

Yeah, I mean, they’re eventually going to be the species who figures out how magnets work so play nice. :shrug:

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

I. M. Gei posted:

No it wouldn't. People need to learn that autism isn't something to make fun of, and apparently so do you.

another thing that pisses me off is how mean people are to you all time too. like everyone says they'd put nine sticks of dynamite up your rear end and watch the fireworks, whereas i think that's hosed up. if i could just say one thing to you it's hang in there man, and i want you to know i think you'd just be a really good teacher.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

glad to hear you've finally come around, op. :)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Crespolini posted:

another thing that pisses me off is how mean people are to you all time too. like everyone says they'd put nine sticks of dynamite up your rear end and watch the fireworks, whereas i think that's hosed up. if i could just say one thing to you it's hang in there man, and i want you to know i think you'd just be a really good teacher.

Yeah man that sounds completely re.. autistic of them. gently caress that your rear end in a top hat is a temple. :haibrow:

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Salt Fish posted:

super on the spectrum about it

what

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
ICP was always right about everything else anyway.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Smugworth posted:

Come to think of it, I don't really know how they work either

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


They're probably on the electromagnetic spectrum, op.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Like rednecks and hood crimes. Ya'll ever even listen to ICP or is it just meme?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hell Yeah posted:

i dont care how magnets work only nerds care about things like that.

This too tho

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
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I like Riddle Box and jam it proudly

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
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Chicken Huntin'

Well, I'm heading down a southern trail, I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his loving eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
'cause when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes (3x)
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

Who's going chicken huntin, we's goin' chicken huntin' (3x)
Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right!

Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
'cause I chop motherfucking redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy loving a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the gently caress you trying to do"
Ah, Billy Billy Boo
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
'cause when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes (3x)
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

Who's going chicken huntin, we's goin' chicken huntin' (3x)
Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right!

Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared bitch named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow

Redneck fella, moonshine sella
Hang him by his neckbones, chicken bones
Locked in the cellar, yellow belly chicken plucker
You redneck fucker!

Who's going chicken huntin, we's goin' chicken huntin' (3x)
Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right!

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I went to an ICP show outdoors an Coolio was headlining. He started taking off all his clothes and then threw them into the crowd. Front row baby! Got hit with a faygo.

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