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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > what do you call it when a basketball player prematurely ejaculates
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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
nothing but nut

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

 drat king kong that's a good joke

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 lmao

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 dribblin'

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 alley-oops

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

 A double dribble OP.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 boxxed out

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 3 second violation

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 the 'larry' bird

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 space jam

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 cum downtown

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 fouling out

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 wilted chamberlain

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 running a pick

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 NCAA
(not cumming again, amigo)

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 interference

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

A double dribble OP.

that's when you nut twice without having a refractory period in between.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 Nobody covers the NBA's early nuts like TNT. Presented by Carfax

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Bracket busted in the first round

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
jimmy

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
A mess all over my new sheets, Lebron.

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
A rim shot

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Jemak
Dec 27, 2003

Go to JAIL.
Go directly to JAIL.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect :200bux:

 a Jack Blankenship

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 arrLy Bird

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

 I don't watch sports is that a common occurrence?

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LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
A free throw

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 air ball

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 Coomshakalaka

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Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Exhibit A.

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
The Kobe Bryant Helicopter Tour

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 getting "air bud'd"

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 cum

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

 Fat Lever

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

 This could be just what's needed to get people interested in the slam dunk contest again.

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MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

 A hot shot from Magic Johnson

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Pistol Pete

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
flop cum

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SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
 Whatever it's called I think it's also a technical foul.

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 5 minutes!

Big Beef City posted:

3 second violation

Lmao

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
fart

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