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Food for thought: There is a non-zero chance that Ted Cruz lays absolute devastating pipe. What if Ted Cruz underneath it all just crushes poontang. Like the Susan Boyle of loving.
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HonorableTB posted:Food for thought: There is a non-zero chance that Ted Cruz lays absolute devastating pipe. What if Ted Cruz underneath it all just crushes poontang. Like the Susan Boyle of loving. That abourtion would rule.
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Jun 16, 2022 19:10
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Yeah nothing says BDE like being a sniveling chode
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Jun 16, 2022 19:11
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Imagine being within loving distance of Ted Cruz and not just punching him repeatedly.
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Jun 16, 2022 19:17
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Not Possible
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Jun 16, 2022 20:55
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who the gently caress is ted cruz?
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Jun 16, 2022 21:12
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Imagine being Ted Cruz children and you google your fathers name and realise everyone in the world hates him, like how do you live with that
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Jun 16, 2022 21:24
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Tickling Ted Cruz's taint while you lick his shaft
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Jun 16, 2022 21:25
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Tickling Ted Cruz's taint while you lick his shaft What the hell, Pecksniff? 
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Jun 16, 2022 21:47
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It’s stupid to consider Arthur Leigh Allan a suspect if you think the fingerprints on the Stine cab were legit the killer’s and there’s no reason not to believe so, can we stop with this ALA stuff
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Jun 16, 2022 22:13
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:who the gently caress is ted cruz? He's that guy in the new Top Gun movie.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What the hell, Pecksniff? his beady little eyes looking down at you; almost like Grandpa Munster, only infinitely more horrifying. A booger drips out of his nose. He licks it greedily. It's part of him again now
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Seth Pecksniff posted:his beady little eyes looking down at you; almost like Grandpa Munster, only infinitely more horrifying. A booger drips out of his nose. He licks it greedily. It's part of him again now 
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Jun 16, 2022 22:26
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This entire thread is disgusting and vile and I think the OP must be Raphael "Ted" Cruz
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Jun 16, 2022 22:27
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Seth Pecksniff posted:his beady little eyes looking down at you; almost like Grandpa Munster, only infinitely more horrifying. A booger drips out of his nose. He licks it greedily. It's part of him again now he spits a tonsil stone into his hand and says, "are you ready for Cruz control?"
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Jun 16, 2022 22:28
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The Choadiac Fucker
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Jun 16, 2022 22:32
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Imagine being Ted Cruz children and you google your fathers name and realise everyone in the world hates him, like how do you live with that You go on vacation to Cancun and make him go home.
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Jun 16, 2022 22:57
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cult_hero posted:You go on vacation to Cancun and make him go home. *Leaks dad's actions to the press to have a loving break from him, for once*
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Jun 16, 2022 23:05
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I just heard the news.... they said that... I couldn't believe what I was hearing but.... they said that... your mouth was made to SUCK my KISS!!!!
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Jun 16, 2022 23:08
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Ted cruz talking about melted cheese dripping down his face while imagining the Mac n cheese noises coming from his wife Heidi as he skillfully plows her between senate committee hearings and sedition
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Jun 16, 2022 23:13
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HonorableTB posted:Food for thought: There is a non-zero chance that Ted Cruz lays absolute devastating pipe. "Lays pipe" is an inferior slang term IMO, too easily confused with the superior "lays cable" meaning to poo poo.
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Jun 16, 2022 23:17
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Theodore Cruzely.
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I guy that started working for me recently claims that he's met ted cruz a number of times, and that he was actually a pretty nice guy in person. So, time to figure out if I have the power to fire people.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Imagine being Ted Cruz children and you google your fathers name and realise everyone in the world hates him, like how do you live with that its probably comforting knowing everyone feels the same way you do
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Jun 16, 2022 23:41
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More like Ted POO’s
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Raphael 'Ted' Cruz posted:Ted cruz talking about melted cheese dripping down his face while imagining the Mac n cheese noises coming from his wife Heidi as he skillfully plows her between senate committee hearings and sedition
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Jun 16, 2022 23:53
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i dont even know what you mean by Mac n cheese noises but I'm dying lol
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The Walrus posted:i dont even know what you mean by Mac n cheese noises but I'm dying lol It’s a sex-haver’s joke.
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I don't know about the rest of you but Teddy makes me sopping wet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE
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HonorableTB posted:Ted cruz talking about melted cheese dripping down his face while imagining the Mac n cheese noises coming from his wife Heidi as he skillfully plows her between senate committee hearings and sedition Please probe and/or ban everyone in this thread except me but especially Seth Pecksniff and the OP
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Please probe and/or ban everyone in this thread except me but especially Seth Pecksniff and the OP You look up at Daddy T, as you call him. His three inch engorged member is hidden in your hand, but you don't care about that right now. You only want to please Him, and that slim Glasgow smile on his face tells you all you need to know. He reaches over to the table and grabs a can of soup. "Are you ready?" He asks in his nerdy, sneering falsetto. You lick your lips greedily. You are ready. You know what comes next, and your body quivers in anticipation.
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 E. Lol that it occurred on 9/11 https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41237352
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Ted Cruz seems like that one senator that they secretly laugh at on the floor because one time he shoved a whole pickle up his rear end during a frat night drinking with the boys. Then denying it in front of everyone saying he totally isn't gay and that his practice preaching hate of Christianity of his harmless fun does not really in fact make him gay or something. "It was harmless fraternity fun".
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Katamari Democracy posted:Ted Cruz seems like that one senator that they secretly laugh at on the floor because one time he shoved a whole pickle up his rear end during a frat night drinking with the boys. Then denying it in front of everyone saying he totally isn't gay and that his practice preaching hate of Christianity of his harmless fun does not really in fact make him gay or something. "It was harmless fraternity fun". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww1VMHLybrA
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That's good stuff. Thanks for showing me this. Lmfao
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Ted cruz posting porn on main was actually a giga flex on everyone not banging Heidi cruz
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Seth Pecksniff posted:You look up at Daddy T, as you call him. His three inch engorged member is hidden in your hand, but you don't care about that right now. You only want to please Him, and that slim Glasgow smile on his face tells you all you need to know. We’re now posting enemies, Pecksniff https://i.imgur.com/LQ1ncuI.gifv
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Imagine being within loving distance of Ted Cruz I never want to hear or see this combination of words ever again.
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