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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Who will be the third Japanese Death???
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
THEY ALWAYS HAPPEN IN THREE’s!

We just lost Yu-Gi-Oh guy and Abe. Who will be the third celebrity from the land of the rising sun?

I’m putting my money on Yoko Ono or that porno chick who got her pussy filled up with little eels.

It’ll probably end up being one of those super old people though. Boring, but whatever.

And James Caan doesn’t count. *pours out a little Henny for him though*

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Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
we lost a politician and a mangaka, so I think the next will be an actor. Takeshi Kitano?

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Strider: no one hase completed this level.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

 After Midori Koto (Tamlyn Tomita) sees her husband, industrialist Michael Kent (Stephen McHattie), murder her lover, she kills Kent and runs to MacLeod for protection. She reminds MacLeod of a vow of protection his "ancestor" made to her family over 200 years before.

Flashbacks tell the story of MacLeod becoming friends with the samurai, Hideo Koto, after MacLeod is shipwrecked in Japan. Hideo befriends MacLeod, even though the penalty for helping a "barbarian" in isolationist Japan is death. When Hideo is forced to commit seppuku (ritual suicide) by his feudal overlord for that crime, MacLeod serves as his second. He vows to Hideo he will always protect the Koto family, and is bequeathed the dragon head katana sword he still uses.

In aiding Midori, MacLeod discovers that Kent is an Immortal, and she had not, therefore, killed him. In order not to further dishonor her family's name, Midori returns to Kent. Kent challenges MacLeod, who fulfills his vow to the Koto family and frees Midori from her loveless marriage.

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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Yo Yo Ma

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Is mario Japanese or Italian? :swish:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Nooner posted:

Is mario Japanese or Italian? :swish:

He's actually Portuguese :swish:

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

EorayMel posted:

He's actually Portuguese :swish:

Thatsa spicy linguica! :swish:

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Nooner posted:

Is mario Japanese or Italian? :swish:

Didn’t he die months ago?

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
goku

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goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



 Miyazaki (Hidetaka)

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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


 i've never heard of any japanese people so i'm not sure OP

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i've never heard of any japanese people so i'm not sure OP

Turn off your monitor

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
the guy who made street fighter 2

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
pikachu

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 All four of the original Iron Chefs will die in a tragic blimp crash

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hideo Kojima, freak accident

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

 My uncle who works for Nintendo

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 Peppy Hare, natural causes.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

That DICK! posted:

After Midori Koto (Tamlyn Tomita) sees her husband, industrialist Michael Kent (Stephen McHattie), murder her lover, she kills Kent and runs to MacLeod for protection. She reminds MacLeod of a vow of protection his "ancestor" made to her family over 200 years before.

Flashbacks tell the story of MacLeod becoming friends with the samurai, Hideo Koto, after MacLeod is shipwrecked in Japan. Hideo befriends MacLeod, even though the penalty for helping a "barbarian" in isolationist Japan is death. When Hideo is forced to commit seppuku (ritual suicide) by his feudal overlord for that crime, MacLeod serves as his second. He vows to Hideo he will always protect the Koto family, and is bequeathed the dragon head katana sword he still uses.

In aiding Midori, MacLeod discovers that Kent is an Immortal, and she had not, therefore, killed him. In order not to further dishonor her family's name, Midori returns to Kent. Kent challenges MacLeod, who fulfills his vow to the Koto family and frees Midori from her loveless marriage.

Everything else aside, is this the bullshit reason they came up with for why a highlander uses a katana instead of a claymore or something?

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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

 i bet lilly chou-chou

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 you mean the Third Impact

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er980Bs5dfs&t=178s

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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Everything else aside, is this the bullshit reason they came up with for why a highlander uses a katana instead of a claymore or something?

No. The reason is that whoever wrote the series thought Katanas were awesome and Western swords were not equally and or greater in awesomeness to Katanas, and Duncan Macleod of the clan Macleod was awesome, and would therefore use the most awesome sword available. Based on the prior math, that would clearly be a Katana.

This episode did lay out the in-story justification though.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Everything else aside, is this the bullshit reason they came up with for why a highlander uses a katana instead of a claymore or something?

tldr: MacLeod was just a loving weeb

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Go big: Akihito, Former Emperor

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
The man who makes the anime will die

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
what's japanese?

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Hard Gay - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaki_Sumitani

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Hatsune Miko.

Killed by a server crash.

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



 #3 will be all those who will die in the opening hours of the Russian invasion

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Sonic the Hedgehog will die on July 20th which coincides with National Hot Dog day

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


 that indoor swimming pool

you know the one

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The goddamn emperor

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Japanese people aren't even real wake up sheeple

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

 the highlander TV series loving rules, give it a shot if you havent

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM5ABrBy7g8

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Whoever it is... they're already dead

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

 or so you think, as a mortal. gotta take their head. gain their quickening.

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