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What are some things that you are not legally allowed to do? I’m not talking about things that other people do that bother you (freedom from x) I’m talking about your ability to do a thing (freedom to x) Legally I am disallowed from drinking a beer on the way home from the store in my vehicle, which is horse poo poo Legally I am not allowed to purchase prescription lenses without an eye prescription in my name dated within the last 365 days which is also horse’s shite
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Jul 27, 2022 13:53
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Can’t buy liquor on Sunday (or beer/wine before noon on Sunday) for completely secular reasons
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Jul 27, 2022 13:59
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Also can’t buy a car on Sundays because ???
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Jul 27, 2022 14:00
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Legally i am not allowed to kill indiscriminately. I may be a murderer but i refuse to discriminate!!
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Jul 27, 2022 14:01
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Freedoms aren't real hth
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Jul 27, 2022 14:06
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Can't masturbate in public. It's blatant discrimination against chronic wankers.
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Jul 27, 2022 14:07
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im a free man of the land and have not entered a joinder with yuou or something
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Jul 27, 2022 14:09
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You can do anything if you can outrun the cops
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Jul 27, 2022 14:11
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i became ungovernable a while back
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Jul 27, 2022 14:19
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Irregardless posted:
I wish you were disallowed from posting op
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Jul 27, 2022 14:23
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I'm not allowed to eat people.
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Jul 27, 2022 14:28
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When I turned 18 in 1997, I could legally smoke and gamble. Now the legal age is 21 for both. You can still buy pew pews at 18, though 
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Jul 27, 2022 14:29
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I live in a condo and some Karen moved in and is complains constantly about me smoking weed so now I cant smoke weed inside my own home.
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Jul 27, 2022 14:31
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Legally I'm not allowed to abstain from showing up to vote without a good reason This is a good thing. I will not be taking questions.
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Jul 27, 2022 14:55
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reasonably priced at last, reasonably priced at last. thank god almighty i'm reasonably priced at last. e; voted 2
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Jul 27, 2022 15:03
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You've the freedom to supply me with a constant stream of sugary casus bellis at the bar in exchange for the manifest destiny things we can do this Friday night op, if you catch my drift
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Jul 27, 2022 15:03
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tbh if you can't wait until you get home to have a beer then you got problems buddy
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Jul 27, 2022 15:16
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Mr.Acula posted:I live in a condo and some Karen moved in and is complains constantly about me smoking weed so now I cant smoke weed inside my own home. I have to cross two states to legally buy weed because Biden watched reefer madness 70 years ago
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Jul 27, 2022 15:18
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I'm not free to quit my job and spend all day fishing and drinking and smoking weed without becoming homeless and dying in squalor. loving bullshit man.
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Jul 27, 2022 15:20
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I'm  free to smoke as much weed as I want...but jobs are also free to drug test me, so 
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Jul 27, 2022 15:23
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I'm free free falling!
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Jul 27, 2022 15:26
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I'm free free fallin' EDIT: gently caress you, Meme Poker Party
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Jul 27, 2022 15:28
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I wish you were disallowed from posting op
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Jul 27, 2022 15:29
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm free 
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Jul 27, 2022 15:34
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im free to witness a nation of boar stampeding off a cliff of consumption and total dumbassery OP
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Jul 27, 2022 15:37
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I'm asthmatic, so I'm legally not allowed to breathe without a prescription.
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Jul 27, 2022 15:44
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If I ever have another seizure I'm not allowed to drive for three months. Gotta keep popping that Lamotrogine.
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Jul 27, 2022 15:48
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I'm not free to poo poo in a cops mouth.
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Jul 27, 2022 15:55
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Ha, if you think you’re free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese! E. The Vandals Vvvv Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jul 27, 2022 |
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Jul 27, 2022 18:08
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Brother Tadger posted:Ha, if you think you’re free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese! Is this a Gay Bikers on Acid lyric? It's giving me some flashbacks. "Anarchy burgers! Hold the government!" or something like that. neato burrito posted:If I ever have another seizure I'm not allowed to drive for three months. I hate this so loving much. My brother has epilepsy and takes his meds and all that. Being able to drive is essential to his job. On the off chance he does have a seizure, he can't talk to his doctor about it to adjust meds and get help. The doctor is required to report him. So much for doctor/patient confidence. Literally making a person break the law because of a medical condition that is wholly treatable.
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Jul 27, 2022 19:07
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Bouillon Rube posted:Can’t buy liquor on Sunday (or beer/wine before noon on Sunday) for completely secular reasons cant buy liquor on sunday so the only game in town handing out alcohol are the catholics. makes u think
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Jul 27, 2022 19:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zGEBhJMHA&t=28s
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Jul 27, 2022 19:16
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I am NOT free. One dollar to look at it, two dollars to touch it, 3 dollars to watch me touch it, 4 dollars to touch it while i touch my toes, 5 dollars to touch it while i touch your toes. Ten dollars for a BJ, 12 dollars for a HJ, 15 dollars for a ZJ.
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Jul 27, 2022 19:18
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I once pumped gas into my truck in Oregon, by myself! A flagrant violation of their weird nanny laws. (you're supposed to wait for an attendant to do it for you).
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Jul 27, 2022 19:18
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kntfkr posted:I am NOT free. One dollar to look at it, two dollars to touch it, 3 dollars to watch me touch it, 4 dollars to touch it while i touch my toes, 5 dollars to touch it while i touch your toes. Ten dollars for a BJ, 12 dollars for a HJ, 15 dollars for a ZJ. Why is an HJ more than a BJ and what’s a ZJ?
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Jul 27, 2022 19:23
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Irregardless posted:What are some things that you are not legally allowed to do? I’m not talking about things that other people do that bother you (freedom from x) I’m talking about your ability to do a thing (freedom to x) This is what you loving lead with? lmao
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Jul 27, 2022 19:25
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I can poo poo my pants any time and place and there's nothing anyone can do about it. That's true freedom imo
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Jul 27, 2022 19:28
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Why is an HJ more than a BJ and what’s a ZJ? If you have to ask, big boy, you can't afford it. 
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Jul 27, 2022 19:30
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:I can poo poo my pants any time and place and there's nothing anyone can do about it. That's true freedom imo even right after you’ve just dropped a huge log? you’re good to go again in your pants right away?
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Colonel Cancer posted:You can do anything if you can outrun the cops I've literally said, "ok... if you can catch me" and booked it for minor poo poo. They usually give up pretty quick and I'm in a slightly less  place. Nobody has got me yet. You hurt one of them or get a car chase going, they ain't giving up on the excuse to use the toys and being able to brag about wasting someone.
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