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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Find this:



:lol:

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
'straya oval office!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


For a moment I thought it would be fun to switch the name of the cop to Richard Kyanka but on reflection maybe not.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:stonk:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You should probably disown them. Or own them idk

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Seeing as how it's an unreturned Netflix DVD they probably paid like $30 for that movie, OP

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
At least it's not weird porn unless it actually is

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Devils Affricate posted:

Seeing as how it's an unreturned Netflix DVD they probably paid like $30 for that movie, OP

Hey you be nice this is the op's inheritance! Just gotta kill them first. I mean have them die of natural causes.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Aug 28, 2022

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
The movie is Feed. The main question is why wasn't it returned? Was it scratching some very peculiar itch? Further investigation required, or not.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


You owe Netflix 65 thousand dollars from that one unreturned dvd op

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
From the director of Virtuosity (which owns) and The Lawnmower Man (less so).

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm fascinated by the possibility of an interesting reason for why an Aussie cop would "investigate" Ohio.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

From the director of Virtuosity (which owns) and The Lawnmower Man (less so).

I've seen Virtuosity twice and I agree.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

:sickos:

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Shouldn’t he just report it to the proper authorities instead of taking matters into his own hands???

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

virtuosity was so fuckin good when I was 9. im sure it's held up

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I like big ladies too op

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I'm fascinated by the possibility of an interesting reason for why an Aussie cop would "investigate" Ohio.

Typical Aussie can’t mind his own drat business, that’s why.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

STABASS posted:

I like big ladies too op

But this is about capturing and taunting them with food. The big ladies will get thinner.

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO
Oooh boy, this is low budget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go_E3vq8bao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3wcFlKryPk

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That actually looks worse than I expected.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
It looks like a porno that's taking itself way too seriously.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
lol weird. A friend of mine was just telling me about that movie like a week ago. We made plans to watch it because we love terrible movies.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Imagine going to Ohio

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
drat, no one’s seen this movie? It’s loving grotesque and revolting as hell. I grew up on extreme, gory horror movies and few things have churned my stomach quite like this one.

There’s graphic scenes of food being jammed into the faces of morbidly obese people with slop running down the folds of their many chins, while they moan in pain and pleasure. I’m reading what I wrote and I feel like I’m not truly conveying how disgusting it is.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Yeah nah that sounds pretty awful. 8mm but with fatties.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Poohs Packin posted:

Imagine going to Ohio

:hmmyes:

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
Big spoiler if you want to watch this vile movie (don’t) after reading this thread but:

the feedees are being fed a slurry of human fat in a sort of self contained ecosystem

This movie makes Human Centipede seem like a children’s film, imo.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

King Carnivore posted:

Big spoiler if you want to watch this vile movie (don’t) after reading this thread but:

the feedees are being fed a slurry of human fat in a sort of self contained ecosystem

This movie makes Human Centipede seem like a children’s film, imo.

And OPs parents decided to hold on to it

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

King Carnivore posted:

Big spoiler if you want to watch this vile movie (don’t) after reading this thread but:

the feedees are being fed a slurry of human fat in a sort of self contained ecosystem

This movie makes Human Centipede seem like a children’s film, imo.

:stonklol:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

King Carnivore posted:

There’s graphic scenes of food being jammed into the faces of morbidly obese people with slop running down the folds of their many chins, while they moan in pain and pleasure. I’m reading what I wrote and I feel like I’m not truly conveying how disgusting it is.

Turn on your monitor.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

I remember the protagonist at one point getting a bubble of human fat injected under his skin.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Oh goddamn and what a rendition of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini".

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
another thing that makes this movie more disturbing than human centipede or other over the top horror movies in a similar vein, is that, like the adult baby diaper life, “feederism” is a real thing that (a very few) actual human beings are legitimately into and actually do.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You're gonna have to step up your game OP. If your parents are downsizing it's gonna take more than sorting their DVD's to keep from getting fired. Before you know it they're bringing in a new kid and your position has suddenly become "redundant."

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Aw dang realise I'm referring to parents plural when OP clearly says "parent".

Sorry about that.

So which one is it?

Is it your dad? It's your dad isn't it.

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Poohs Packin posted:

Aw dang realise I'm referring to parents plural when OP clearly says "parent".

Sorry about that.

So which one is it?

Is it your dad? It's your dad isn't it.

I don't see why you need to go straight to insulting OP's dad. That's so rude!

It could just as easily be his mum keeping it because she's in it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

King Carnivore posted:

drat, no one’s seen this movie? It’s loving grotesque and revolting as hell. I grew up on extreme, gory horror movies and few things have churned my stomach quite like this one.

There’s graphic scenes of food being jammed into the faces of morbidly obese people with slop running down the folds of their many chins, while they moan in pain and pleasure. I’m reading what I wrote and I feel like I’m not truly conveying how disgusting it is.

King Carnivore posted:

Big spoiler if you want to watch this vile movie (don’t) after reading this thread but:

the feedees are being fed a slurry of human fat in a sort of self contained ecosystem

This movie makes Human Centipede seem like a children’s film, imo.

So, uh, probably not going to be watching this...

Poohs Packin posted:

Aw dang realise I'm referring to parents plural when OP clearly says "parent".

Sorry about that.

So which one is it?

Is it your dad? It's your dad isn't it.

It seems like it would be, huh?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:stare:

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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


never heard of it

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