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To ensure he became the batman. I've cracked the code. I'm a genius. Pretty sure time travel makes anything better. If this actually ever happened in any Batman media they stole it from me.
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Sep 17, 2022 18:21
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joe chill was no saint
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Sep 17, 2022 18:23
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He had to tho, to Save Gotham
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Sep 17, 2022 18:28
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This has probably been done before right? If not I like it.
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Sep 17, 2022 18:36
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More likely he did it for the immediate inheritance, but then he felt such incredible remorse that he became the Batman as a way to torture himself. When he’s cracking skulls, he imagines himself as the victim. P hosed up stuff tbh
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Sep 17, 2022 18:48
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Batman is canonically hung.
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Sep 17, 2022 18:53
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What if old Batman traveled back in time to stop mid-30's time traveling Batman from killing his (their?) parents? Would he be able to? What if he only managed to stop the killing of his mom but the dad still died? Would Bruce become a superhero mama's boy? These are all important questions.
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Sep 17, 2022 19:47
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Batman killed his own parents by being an annoying brat who was so hyper they refused to take a secure limo home because he would just keep jumping on the seats.
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Sep 17, 2022 19:49
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batman's parents faked their death to get away from their annoying, brooding, bat obsessed child
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Sep 17, 2022 20:03
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sigher posted:This has probably been done before right? If not I like it. Batman comics are such a mess at their worst that if this hasn't been done already, it will almost certainly be done at some point in the future if only for shock value.
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Sep 17, 2022 20:12
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that's the backstory for the extremely lame villain hush. he's supposed to be a dark mirror of bruce wayne, but mostly he's a putz.
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Sep 17, 2022 20:34
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that's the backstory for the extremely lame villain hush. he's supposed to be a dark mirror of bruce wayne, but mostly he's a putz. Would have been better if they went with the original plan to make him Jason Todd instead of just using it as a fake out.
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Sep 17, 2022 20:37
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bossy lady posted:batman's parents faked their death to get away from their annoying, brooding, bat obsessed child Someone showed batman's parents the OP's post history
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Sep 17, 2022 20:37
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do you think batman's guano is highly valued by horticulturists in gotham? I don't know what his diet is, but I assume mostly bat-based.
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Sep 17, 2022 20:39
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Oh Don Piano posted:Batman is canonically hung. canonically a virgin
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Sep 17, 2022 20:41
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Why didn't batman just ask Superman to fly around the world a bunch of times and save his famil? That's what super friends are for
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Sep 17, 2022 21:20
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Which Batman's parent was a bat btw
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Sep 17, 2022 21:20
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wouldnt put it past him
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why didn't batman just ask Superman to fly around the world a bunch of times and save his famil? That's what super friends are for BECAUSE THEN BATMAN WOULDNT EXIST GOD drat YOU FOOL.
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Sep 17, 2022 21:38
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Robin definitely killed his parents too for the insurance money from the flying Graysons show. It’s how Batman and Robin bonded
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Brother Tadger posted:Robin definitely killed his parents too for the insurance money from the flying Graysons show. It’s how Batman and Robin bonded Robin killed batman's parents 
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Sep 17, 2022 21:51
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I read the thread title as "Batman poo poo his own pants" and I was like wow they really are just like us after all
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Sep 17, 2022 22:08
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A Batman who shot his own parents. A shameful Batman.
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Sep 17, 2022 22:15
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batman did 9/11
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Sep 17, 2022 22:16
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Batman is a bitch
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Sep 17, 2022 22:25
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Duck and Cover posted:BECAUSE THEN BATMAN WOULDNT EXIST GOD drat YOU FOOL. Just take him with you, superdork, it's not like he'll fade out like it's back in the future
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Sep 17, 2022 22:55
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OP's avatar checks out
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Colonel Cancer posted:Which Batman's parent was a bat btw his mom, obviously. he's half bat and half man.
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Sep 17, 2022 23:24
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SUPERHEROS! Am I right?!
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Sep 17, 2022 23:48
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batman poo poo his own pants
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Sep 17, 2022 23:58
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Is that what they meant when they said “Robin laid an egg”
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quote:DC has finally confirmed what comic book fans have suspected for decades: Batman doesn't eat pussy. I knew it
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Sep 18, 2022 00:09
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That's why he has a utility belt 
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Sep 18, 2022 00:14
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The fact that people have pivoted to two former villains as the preferred Batmans heroes and the only people who like Batmans and the Joke are sociopathic incels tells you a lot.
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I think it was now, canonically, some sort of weird Bat-Demon, who is responsible for their deaths and the creation of Batman, and also the creation of various other Batmen in parallel realities.
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syntaxfunction posted:The fact that people have pivoted to two former villains as the preferred Batmans heroes and the only people who like Batmans and the Joke are sociopathic incels tells you a lot. Idk I suspect all comic book fans of untoward activities
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Sep 18, 2022 00:19
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What do you know, you're right. In one explicitly broken multiverse line, anyway.
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Sep 18, 2022 00:33
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batman lives in a cave full of bats; he’s probably utterly infested with rare diseases, fleas and mites. probably patient zero for covid 19
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Yeah I thought the same about Rick in Rick and Morty too bro.
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