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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Someone stole my banking details


They drained my $2.60 in increments of .04

Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. I can't go buy a chicken mcgriddle at the macdonald's now and it's sad

I'd love to hear your feedback on this distressing Christmas matter

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Dec 24, 2022

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Someone stole my banking details


They drained my $2.60 in increments of .03

Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. I can't go buy a chicken mcgriddle at the macdonald's now and it's sad

I'd love to hear your feedback on this distressing Christmas matter

How many thousands of dollars are your overdraft fees?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Hey Op I think you meant to post in this thread

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
.03 does not go into 2.60 evenly. So I guess you made it up.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

wish they would have stolen your phone too. to prevent posting...

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
using public wifi can do that

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
People won't stop giving me money. This sounds nice but it is the only interaction I can have with humans. I greet my neighbour and they rotate on the spot with their mouth agape but no sound other than the thousands and thousands of pennies erupting forth from their maws like a tsunami of copper vomit. I'm so alone and the change is so heavy in my pockets. I will never know love

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
ah, well, time tosell your body to 400 dudes in order to get it back. blessing in disguise?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
i'll buy you a chicken thingy it's christmas after all

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
Wasn't this the plot to Office Space?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Gasmask posted:

i'll buy you a chicken thingy it's christmas after all

This offer expired because you didn’t claim it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's why I keep all my savings in a dirty sock

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sorry it was me I’m really bad at my job as a financial crime guy

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
But think of the children

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lol I made like 8 cents in streaming revenue like 2 years ago op, I’ll set up a wire transfer to help u out. :wink:

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
If someone stole my bank account they'd try to give it back to be rid of it. It's yours now sucker, take my credit rating with it plz

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





how did they drain it in 4 cent increments exactly OP?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That is right, we have hacked your account and stolen all of your debts! We'll be in touch once we bounce back from bankruptcy.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i do all my banking online op, nobody can steal from the cloud

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Thanks for paying for my cheeseburger OP, wish I could've afforded nuggets too

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

actually it seems they stole your money op i don't think they can steal the actual account but i'm not a banker so maybe they can :shrug:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Sophy Wackles posted:

how did they drain it in 4 cent increments exactly OP?

they drained it real good

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
You should steal a car

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Nooner posted:

You should steal a car

siphon the gas in 4 cent increments.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I did it very slowly to savour the crime feel

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Also the op is a poor and I had to stretch that poo poo out

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Someone stole my banking details


They drained my $2.60 in increments of .04

Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. I can't go buy a chicken mcgriddle at the macdonald's now and it's sad

I'd love to hear your feedback on this distressing Christmas matter

send me your online banking information and mail me your sim card for the sms auth and I'll fill it right up.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Nooner posted:

You should steal a car

Do as nooner says op

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

it sounds like someone is trying to use your card to set up online payment processing, op

thats how you end up with .03 and .04c charges

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

GolfHole posted:

it sounds like someone is trying to use your card to set up online payment processing, op

thats how you end up with .03 and .04c charges

They stole my ability to buy a mcgriddle this morning.

I was saving the other 1.09 for an Arizona tea

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Sophy Wackles posted:

how did they drain it in 4 cent increments exactly OP?

They wrote checks to Donald Trump and he cashed them

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s bullshit anyway they don’t even make chicken McGriddles

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i did it

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They wrote checks to Donald Trump and he cashed them

Lol

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/chicken-mcgriddles.html


It exists folks.

It's out of my price range. I have to budget storm drain water to last through the week

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well you know what they say OP, there's no accounting for taste - the sweet taste of robbery

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Keep your eyes peeled for someone with 65 of these things op

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Did you contact your financial institution?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

neato burrito posted:

Did you contact your financial institution?

You mean Upgrayedd?

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I did. I called them and they said that it would be 5-7 business days before my 2.60 was returned due to baking holidays. So I'm not going to be able to buy a mcgriddle till next year

I'm getting it back in increments of .03 via check

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