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figure four by a kid with real bony legs
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Mar 2, 2023 20:08
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Leg drop from a kid who doesn't know how to work and just drops his entire arse on your head
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Mar 2, 2023 20:20
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the figure four is a grotesque amount of pain if you really do one.  see how this piece of poo poo lex luger has his left leg kind of sideways and bent over the right leg, below the knee. and ric flair's legs are both pushing down over the top of lex luger's bent left leg, down onto the straightened leg. if you didn't know better you might think the bent leg is what's supposed to hurt. it's getting pushed down on two sides. but really the bent leg is getting pushed into its meat and it doesn't hurt. but it's putting pressure over a really sensitive bone and nerve area in that other leg and that leg hurts really drat bad with a lot of pressure put onto it. that bent leg being pushed into the top of the other one by both of someone else's legs that are leveraging your own body against you is horrific and grotesque pain if they push hard. you'll die from it. be careful another bad one is when someone does the irl stink face onto your nose and mouth with a ton of hot poo poo coming out of their rear end all over your face and going down your throat. they rub the stinky poo poo all over your face for a long time!
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Mar 2, 2023 21:15
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i did make someone pass out from a tazmission once. it wasnt a redrum, hook wasnt even born at the time.
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Mar 2, 2023 21:19
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did i mention grotesque!!!!
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Mar 2, 2023 21:46
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I have a younger brother so I was never really on the receiving end of things until he did the old shot to the nuts into roll-up on me. Fast counted too.
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Mar 2, 2023 22:08
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IGgy IGsen posted:I have a younger brother so I was never really on the receiving end of things until he did the old shot to the nuts into roll-up on me. Fast counted too.
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Mar 2, 2023 22:09
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The Liontamer
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Mar 3, 2023 03:52
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Alaois posted:The Liontamer
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Mar 3, 2023 04:01
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i got back body dropped off the top of a slide and it hurt
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Mar 3, 2023 04:03
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i came up with my own finishing move, which was a front-facing powerbomb. just slam kids into the gro und on their fuckin face as hard as i could. and i was like, wow, how has no wrestler come up with this
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Mar 3, 2023 05:31
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That BITCH!
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Mar 3, 2023 08:15
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friend once superkicked me into a birdbath
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Mar 3, 2023 09:30
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I remember getting a Boston crab on someone I was play wrestling with: it sure SEEMED to hurt a lot. There was also the time earlier in my life when I was at my private school during the weekend (which meant very few students and a sort of overseer keeping an eye on us) and while play wrestling the overseer did a leaping bulldog on me off a couch (and he warned me he was going to do it). He 'protected' me just fine: it didn't hurt at all, but for some reason I decided to pretend I had been knocked senseless and unfocused my eyes and stared for about twenty seconds before I 'shook it off'. It worked: he believed he'd accidentally knocked me stupid and undid a small punishment I'd had given to me earlier in exchange for not talking about it. Heh heh heh.
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Mar 3, 2023 10:06
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figure four sucks real hard when your legs are still skinny and bony we were loving around in gym class once with a crash pad and my buddy german suplexed me clear over it so i folded up like an accordian after landing on my upper neck. good times!
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Mar 4, 2023 02:49
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I sweet chin musicd my friend off a trampoline
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Mar 4, 2023 09:31
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Mar 4, 2023 19:28
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Elephant Ambush posted:i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid You're a petty, stupid loving freak, bitch. Stay out of forums connected to Imp Zone or else.
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Mar 5, 2023 06:46
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Wormskull posted:You're a petty, stupid loving freak, bitch. Stay out of forums connected to Imp Zone or else.
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Mar 5, 2023 06:50
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Wormskull posted:You're a petty, stupid loving freak, bitch. Stay out of forums connected to Imp Zone or else.
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Mar 5, 2023 06:52
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Wormskull posted:You're a petty, stupid loving freak, bitch. Stay out of forums connected to Imp Zone or else.
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Mar 5, 2023 07:09
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the boston crab fuckin sucked lol
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Mar 5, 2023 07:09
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Wormskull posted:You're a petty, stupid loving freak, bitch. Stay out of forums connected to Imp Zone or else.
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Mar 5, 2023 07:19
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Elephant Ambush posted:i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid What the gently caress
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Mar 5, 2023 07:48
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razors edge onto a tree root was pretty brutal
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Mar 5, 2023 11:13
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MotU posted:razors edge onto a tree root was pretty brutal Yeah I took a spine buster onto a tree root too once. DDT onto a mattress that was covering a set of steps too, cracked the top of my head and my teeth went through my bottom lip.
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Mar 5, 2023 11:25
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im sad that my thread for funny childhood Wrestling memories got hijacked with that poo poo
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Mar 5, 2023 11:51
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MotU posted:razors edge onto a tree root was pretty brutal No way am I ever eating a razors edge lmao
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Mar 5, 2023 12:01
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jesus WEP posted:im sad that my thread for funny childhood Wrestling memories got hijacked with that poo poo Dont worry, something tells me they wont be posting for uh, well probably ever again. Lol
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Mar 5, 2023 13:03
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Sorry OP. My memory is my cousin performing wrestling moves on me in his basement and swimming pool when I was 7-9 and didn't even know anything about wrestling. He did a rock bottom and a stone cold stunner to me in the pool and he tossed me around the basement.
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Mar 5, 2023 14:22
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His windup for the rock bottom in the pool was amazing in retrospect. lol
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Mar 5, 2023 14:22
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There was this one time when I wasn't really a kid anymore but was still going to school when some friends and I were headed to class walking down some stairs. I was taking the lead and one of my friends behind me dropkicked me in the back and I fell down the stairs. I was mondo fat at the time so my fall was cushioned. It did hurt quite a bit but I was unscathed. But the guy who dropkicked me complained about his wrist hurting the rest of the day cause he can't do a dropkick properly. Sorry if this isn't quite what you were looking for, op, as I wasn't a kid anymore (maybe mentally, though, if that counts). But it's better than whatever that one guy who's now eating poo poo posted at least. Turns out making acceptable posts in TEPA isn't hard at all and it's impressive someone hosed it up this bad. The first time I wished I had buttons in this joint.
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Mar 5, 2023 14:59
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Wormskull posted:You're a petty, stupid loving freak, bitch. Stay out of forums connected to Imp Zone or else.
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Mar 5, 2023 15:50
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Anyone here think theyd sell good. I think I could but Im too old.
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Mar 5, 2023 21:01
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Wormskull posted:Anyone here think theyd sell good. I think I could but Im too old. doing the rock backflip stunner sell at age 40 as every muscle in my back immediately explodes like a garage door spring
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Mar 5, 2023 21:13
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i'd take the lightest body slam like https://i.imgur.com/bV5T35x.mp4
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Mar 5, 2023 21:24
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I could Funk sell my drat rear end off.
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Mar 5, 2023 21:42
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Whe I was 10 I would go to my friends dirtbag friends house sometimes. Always hated it, terrible vibes. He was the type of kid who would call his mom a bitch and had porn posters all over his room. One time he gave his little brother a Last Ride onto the hood of his dads car and left a huge dent. later that night we played Shut Your Mouth and my friend made a CAW of me that looked like a sumo wrestler wearing a dirty diaper.
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NienNunb posted:Whe I was 10 I would go to my friends dirtbag friends house sometimes. Always hated it, terrible vibes. He was the type of kid who would call his mom a bitch and had porn posters all over his room. One time he gave his little brother a Last Ride onto the hood of his dads car and left a huge dent. later that night we played Shut Your Mouth and my friend made a CAW of me that looked like a sumo wrestler wearing a dirty diaper. Lmao
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