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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Revolution is over, the Dynamite following Revolution is over, so you know what that means: It's time for Rampage!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1634282985263628289?s=20

In a rematch for the ages, the first two AEW Women's World Champions square off as Riho takes on Nyla Rose, in their first singles match since Rose won the title from Riho almost two and half years ago. Will history repeat itself, or will "The Monster"** defeated "The Native Beast"?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1634230131756777474?s=20

Konosuke Takeshita has had some ups and downs recently, the most recent being his failure to win the Face of the Revolution Ladder Match. However, he looks to get back on track as he takes on Preston Vance*** of LFI. But Vance has shown a new viciousness; will that be enough? And will the rest of LFI get involved? And if they do, who has Takeshita's back?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1634199934386991104?s=20

The feud between the Jericho Appreciation Society and the young upstart, Action Andretti continues, as JAS member Sammy Guevara goes one on one**** with Andretti. Sammy defeated Andretti in their first singles match up a month ago; does he have Andretti's number, or has Andretti learned from that loss?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1634299336514215937?s=20

The former AEW World Tag Team Champions will be in action tonight, will opponents yet to be named.*****

And finally,

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1633830002163605504?s=20

We'll be hearing from "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry.





*ALWAYS a good thing.
**Our nickname for Riho, for those who are just joining us. Because she's unstoppable.
***Thank god I no longer have to type "Pres10".
****though I doubt it will be one on one for long. Looking at you, Daniel Garcia.
*****Jobbers. It'll probably be jobbers. Or a pair of "Smart" Mark Sterling's men. AND THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING, SO STOP THINKING THAT.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RIHO VS. NYLA! :derp:

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Riho and Takeshita on the same show?!? Yo, let's go!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
.....so did Ultron know about Thanos?

Was Thanos responsible for Ultron?

They never made a direction connection between those two but "Fine, I'll do it myself." really implies there was.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I’ve been waiting on this show

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
i wonder if they'll do a flip in thsi match

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


MorningMoon posted:

i wonder if they'll do a flip in thsi match

No way will this happen

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
It's called friendship and moral support, EXCALIBUR. :colbert:

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Mark Briscoe has a special announcement!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

mark briscoe should always have an announcement

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Sammy Sammy Sammy!~

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
gently caress yeah Nyla v Riho is the main

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


dromal phrenia posted:

mark briscoe should always have an announcement

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Mark Briscoe's announcement: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOODSY

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


nice dropkick

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


For such a short career action is pretty good

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Penguin Patrol posted:

Mark Briscoe has a special announcement!

It’s that he’s cool, calm and connected like dat dubblo sebben

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


What a loving knee

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

flying nothing to get sammy to go for an anti-air dropkick so you can catch him mid-air is quite the game of chess


AJAJAJAJAAAHAHAAH SAMMY'S KNEE JUST hosed YOU UP

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owwwwwww

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
anti air spots are so loving cool

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn, that knee was perfect

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Hey that’s cm punks taunt :mad:

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Andretti? More like Will Not-Spreay!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

It’s that he’s cool, calm and connected like dat dubblo sebben

i still say that once in a while, to this day


Sammy did the tranquilo~

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Penguin Patrol posted:

Mark Briscoe has a special announcement!

Hopefully it involves Dunkeroos

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

dromal phrenia posted:

mark briscoe should always have an announcement

Is he going to reveal that Smart Mark was right? :tinfoil:

https://twitter.com/MarkSterlingEsq/status/1631468196493664258

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

these guys have good chemistry. but i will never cheer new guy over Sammy The Spanish God Guevara

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
perfectly symmetrical violence

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Davros1 posted:

Hopefully it involves Dunkeroos

omg i just realized that i really need Mark Briscoe on the Bunny vlog eating Oreos

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RandolphCarter posted:

Hey that’s cm punks taunt :mad:

He ain't gonna be using it any time soon!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MorningMoon posted:

perfectly symmetrical violence

What are the leading scientific minds saying re: whether this solves anything?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

sammy ducking completely below the level of the ring apron is the smartest dodge in the world, that could be a finisher against half the roster lol

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

the 2nd best AA in aew is putting ona show

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

someday one of these flippy boys is gonna counter a Spanish Fly by rotating slightly more and I'm gonna lose my poo poo


AHAHAH SAMMY IS CONTINUING TO USE THAT NECK ANNIHILATOR MOVE???

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Andretti stole Orange's move

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jerusalem posted:

He ain't gonna be using it any time soon!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



That was nice by Sammy

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

dromal phrenia posted:

someday one of these flippy boys is gonna counter a Spanish Fly by rotating slightly more and I'm gonna lose my poo poo


AHAHAH SAMMY IS CONTINUING TO USE THAT NECK ANNIHILATOR MOVE???

when someone is a spanish fly doer theres no way to know who did a move to who till excalibur tells me

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Ouch

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