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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means!* It's time for Rampage, and that time is 6:30pm EST, not the usual 10:00pm EST, and NOT the 5:30pm EST as announced on Weds.

REPEAT, RAMPAGE STARTS AT 6:30PM!!



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1651594553038864389?s=20

This past Weds on Dynamite, Jeff Jarrett defeated Dax Harwood, one half of the AEW World Tag Team Champions, in a singles match. Many thought it was upset**, others pointed to the interference of Sonjay Dutt that led to the win. Either way, tonight sees Jarrett and FTR Bald's respective partners, Jay Lethal and Cash Wheeler square off one on one. Will we see a repeat of Weds night, or with FTR tie up the series 1-1?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1651573158569455616?s=20

It's gold, baby. Bullet Club Gold that is, as "Switchblade" Jay White and "Rock Hard" Juice Robinson make their AEW tag team debut, taking on another duo teaming up for what I believe is their tag team debut***, "Absolute" Ricky Starks and "Chair Pervert" Shawn Spears. The edge in this match has to go the BCG****, but if Spears and Starks can gel as a team, they could pull off the win.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1652039986626043939?s=20

It's Anna JayAS of the Jericho Appreciation Society taking on AEW's newest signee***** Ashley D'Amboise. Anna's been wholly****** preoccupied with The House of Black's Julia Hart. With her mind focused elsewhere, could D'Amboise pull off the shocking win?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1651700245875802112?s=20

The newly formed team of Naturally Limitless will be in action! The big question is not who they are facing, but will Keith Lee come to the ring wearing that sweet-rear end cape?*******

Also,

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1651980844859260928?s=20

The Acclaimed are going to address the people!********

And,

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1651739252496175107?s=20

We'll hear from The Outcasts for the first time since their brutal, and frankly disgusting attack, on Dr. Britt Baker, DMD.





*More time slot fuckery due to sports.
**Though us true believers knew the, uh, truth.
***But I can't be arsed to check.
****Edge? Switchblade? Get it? 'cause they're both sharp.
*****Well, second newest. Roderick "lovely Little Boots" Strong surpassed her there.
******Or should that be holy?
*******Oh please oh please oh please.
********Does that include their enemies?

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ExHumus
Aug 30, 2006

BOOM BOOM!!
I thought Rampage started at 5:30 and turned on TNT... they managed to find a worse lead in than The Big Bang Theory.

ExHumus fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Apr 28, 2023

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Yeah I somehow didn't get the update about it starting at 6:30. No human should have to watch Pixels, staring Adam Sandler and Kevin James.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the gently caress are you doing tony

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I don't think Tony has a lot of control over NHL playoffs

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Gumball Gumption posted:

I don't think Tony has a lot of control over NHL playoffs

weak

bartok
May 10, 2006



ExHumus posted:

I thought Rampage started at 5:30 and turned on TNT... they managed to find a worse lead in than The Big Bang Theory.

Pixels? That's rough. Made for a great episode of We Hate Movies.

WeaselWeaz
Apr 11, 2004

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Biscuits and Gravy.
I just want Jeff Jarrett to win a title. Is that so wrong?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Man, I couldn't make a movie this lame, even if I tried.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Kennel posted:

Man, I couldn't make a movie this lame, even if I tried.

I think of RLM's Jack and Jill review every time I see Adam Sandler.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

This? is rampage?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

bartok posted:

Pixels? That's rough. Made for a great episode of We Hate Movies.

I should get back into that, I used to be such a fan and fell off when I stopped having a commute

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

what the gently caress, wrestling. god drat it. god drat it!!!


Kennel posted:

Man, I couldn't make a movie this lame, even if I tried.

they didn't try

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

god this sucks lol

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

bartok posted:

Pixels? That's rough. Made for a great episode of We Hate Movies.

Wow, topical.

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Rampage is on so early I'm going to have to watch it sober.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Josh Gad gonna gently caress Q Bert

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Do not stare directly at Pixels

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Hell of a pair of tights on juice

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Yuta and Jay should feud over who gets the "schwing" sound at the start of their theme.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


WeaselWeaz posted:

I just want Jeff Jarrett to win a title. Is that so wrong?

Slapnuts deserves the gold indeed. Aint he great?

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
So cool having Jay White in AEW :)

WeaselWeaz
Apr 11, 2004

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Biscuits and Gravy.
What a step down for Ricky.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
*turn my head to the left and holds my hand in front of my face*

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



What are those pants, Juice?!?

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

juice's pants rule

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Spears isn't that great a choice for partner but i guess he's not far below ROCK HARD tbh


I sorta expected spears to join BCG at the start of last week but then he got dragged over the guardrail so unless it's a fakeout...

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

WeaselWeaz posted:

What a step down for Ricky.

Jay White is a huge star, this is a big deal for Ricky.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








spent all day reminding myself about early rampage and i still almost missed it

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jay is gonna need his own cables like Rush

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


RUSH is not going to be pleased with Switchblade, those are his cables

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

WeaselWeaz posted:

What a step down for Ricky.

feuding with former IWGP champion isn't really a step down...?

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
I guess that means Shawn isn't gonna join Bullet Club Gold.

Probably.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

dromal phrenia posted:

feuding with former IWGP champion isn't really a step down...?

he's no Ocho

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


lol spears with the bang bang

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Did Juice ever get the All Elite graphic?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
When they first ran this spot I thought someone was doing a doc on the time Dennis Rodman wrestled for WCW and fell asleep on the ring post

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jay White:

MJeff posted:

*turn my head to the left and holds my hand in front of my face*

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

MJeff posted:

Did Juice ever get the All Elite graphic?

Yeah a few months back

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Great blade runner

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