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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! Eight more days until the debut of Collision! But until then, we've got another ep of Rampage! TWO Trios matches! One Four* Way match! And P-P-P-Powerhouse!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1667192327776145409?s=20


Coming soon to a TV** near you: AEW World Champion Toni Storm will defend her newly won championship? But against whom? That's what we're going to find out tonight, as Dr. Britt Baker DMD, Skye Blue, Mercedes Martinez, and Nyla Rose will compete in a Four Way Match, with the winner receiving the shot at Champion Storm. Who will it be? One of the two former AEW Women's World Champions? The former ROH Women's World Champion? Or the hungry up-and-comer looking to win her first major singles gold?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1667260275970678785?s=20

In the first of our two Trios matches, the team of the ROH World Tag Team Champions The Lucha Bros team up with former ROH World Champion Bandido to take on former Firm members*** "All Ego" Ethan Page, Lee Moriarty, and BIG BILL. Page's contract is now under the control of Matt Hardy; will his teammates be willing to work with a man who's now working for a sworn enemy?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1667275625638539265?s=20

Another chapter in the Book of Hobbs is going to be written tonight!****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1667230077837524993?s=20

And in our second Trios match, the trio of The Acclaimed and Daddy rear end are going to be squaring off the trio of The Spanish Announce Project!***** The Acclaimed and Daddy rear end may have come up on the losing end of their shot at the AEW World Trios Champions The House of Black, so they're hoping a win here will give them some much needed momentum. But the SAP will also want a shot at the gold, and defeating the former AEW World Tag Team Champions will certainly catapult them****** up the rankings.



*A Quatro match?
**Or laptop/computer. Or tablet. Or smart phone. I'm not here to judge.
*** [insert ad for Blue Chew here]
****Though will no opponent announced, I'm going to guess it's going to be short, like a sentence, instead of a whole chapter.
*****Luther? On Rampage? Yes please!
******Much like how Luther catapults Serpentico.

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

I cant believe skye blue is getting a title shot #wow

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


post hole digger posted:

I can’t believe skye blue is getting a title shot #wow

Honestly, a surprise Skye win leading to Toni getting a dominant, clean pin on her is the best outcome to this match

bartok
May 10, 2006



post hole digger posted:

I cant believe skye blue is getting a title shot #wow

I liked her title match against Athena in ROH

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

there will be a Couple Of Video Packages tonight that werent shown to the crowd during tapings

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

STONE COLD 64 posted:

there will be a Couple Of Video Packages tonight that werent shown to the crowd during tapings

Any new announcements?

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Any new announcements?

In two weeks, live from Toronto, on the second episode of AEW Saturday Collision, we will hear from








cm punk

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

The early(?) posting of this made me think that this was a Rampage at a special time.

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming
LIGHT THE RAMP
bring the page

Help a goon out! Lots of books - horror, nonfiction, classics and more for sale.

escape artist fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Jun 10, 2023

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this mortal kombat bad, old mortal kombat movie good

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


It's almost time for the show I've been waiting on!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
can't wait for japanese deathmatch legend doctor luther to take home the win

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Christian Cage IS Orson Wells AS Charles Foster Kane IN Citizen Cage!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



TV Zombie posted:

The early(?) posting of this made me think that this was a Rampage at a special time.

I like to take a nap before Rampage (because I have to get up for work on Sat at 3:30am), so I try to get the thread done relatively early

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


that is one big bill

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

he's so big!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn, that frankensteiner from ego was pretty sick

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Page has a fuckin great tieras, who knew

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


it goes without saying, but bandido is awesome

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
What the hell was that thing off the ropes

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Bandido v PAC 🙏

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


That bill sure is big

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I wish I loved anything as much as Penta loves his schtick

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

you can't expect that to work vs some that bill

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RandolphCarter posted:

That bill sure is big

It's camera tricks, he's just standing several feet closer to the camera and Penta is coordinating his selling to match the offense. For the crowd on the other side of the ring, they actually think Penta is Big Penta!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jerusalem posted:

It's camera tricks, he's just standing several feet closer to the camera and Penta is coordinating his selling to match the offense. For the crowd on the other side of the ring, they actually think Penta is Big Penta!

:aaaaa:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
"Big" Bill is actually 4'9" but is made to appear larger via carny trickery

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


If it were a good cover Bandido I wouldnt have kicked out Jim

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:stare:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


What a tornillo

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
loving incredible luchary from the lucha trio

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


oh gently caress off hardys

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Duke Pukem posted:

oh gently caress off hardys

no.

- The Hardys

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Ive given myself a repetitive stress injury taunting every time Penta does

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


well, match was great until the end

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


This couldve been avoided if Ego had just been appreciative of Jeffs gifts

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
We're gonna help you become a better man by interfering in your match and making you lose.

This story loving suuuuuuucks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jim Ross watching this segment, getting angry.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Matt: I'm not here to be a dick to you.
Also Matt: PUT ON THE loving FLARE ETHAN!

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
lmao qtv owns

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