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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! It's time for Rampage! With Forbidden Door just around the corner**, it's time to whet our appetite for the upcoming pape!



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1671858070849486848?s=20

In Eight-Man Tag Team action, United Empire's Will Osprey, Jeff Cobb, and Kyle Fletcher team up with The Mogul Embassy's leader Swerve Strickland*** to take on CHAOS members Trent Beretta, Chuck Taylor, Rocky Romero, and YOH!

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1672002774110748679?s=20

The Second Annual Owen Hart Foundation Tournament begins tonight as we start with the Women's Bracket. Anna JayAS takes on Chicago's own Skye Blue! Blue has been improving by leaps and bounds, recently scoring a huge upset in a four way match. Can she continue that momentum and progress to the second round, or will "The Queenslayer" embarrass Blue in front of her hometown?****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1671895825025253376?s=20

"Jungle Boy" Jack Perry may have a shot at the IWGP World Heavyweight title this Sunday, but before then, he has to make it past the amazing DOUKI! Is it wise for Perry to face such an awesome competitor before such an important match? IWGP World Champion doesn't seem to think much of Jungle Boy, will DOUKI prove him right?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1672276822392811524?s=20

The Acclaimed will be in action!

Also tonight,

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1671942259183419408?s=20

Adam Cole has something to say!

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1671884083780255748?s=20

And AEW World Champion MJF will be making his FIRST EVER appearance on Rampage!*****




*I'm not proud of myself.
**What if it was in a cul-de-sac? Would it still "be around the corner"? What if there was a roundabout involved?
***Empire? Embassy? Who's the ambassador? Brian Cage?
****And probably in front of her mother too.
*****The Streak is over!

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Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
hell yeah. hopefully DOUKI will destroy this geek

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Sad MJF isn't advertised as "legally obligated to appear"

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

a+ thread title

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Suzukis delight at Douki being god’s perfect piece of poo poo gives me life

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
poo poo, i get to watch a Rampage live for a change

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
This the DOUKI I been waitin' on

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
in the us, they called this match super moxley 2

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That movie looks very bad.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

its friday night and you know what that means

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I'm excited to see how some of this is edited. :allears:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
LETS F'IN GO

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
let's goooooooooooo

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
it's older Action Andretti!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


he saw daniel garcia and said I will do one better

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Don Callis: Wormy Frog Scorpion

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Wait who is this dude? Yoh?

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
big week for that scorpion and frog story

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I can’t believe we’re getting swerve vs the ace for free

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Did he rub his dick in that dudes face?

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Jericho completely lost control of that metaphor.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Wormy frog

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
did swerve in our glory get to fight best friends? chuck and swerve are so good here

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Ya

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
It's like the scorpion and the frog. He's a wormy scorpion...he's a wormy frog.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What's with Swerve's red crotch?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DOUKI!?!?!? :neckbeard:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


that was a stiff bodyslam

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Is Douki pronounced dookie

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Chaos is the best weird little guy faction

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
go home shows are great cause everybody comes to BUMP

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Kyle Fletcher should be Chicago favorite now

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



This match is missing one Mark Davis. (get better, mark)

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

JT Jag posted:

Is Douki pronounced dookie

dough key

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Pinwiz11 posted:

This match is missing one Mark Davis. (get better, mark)

its true

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Pinwiz11 posted:

This match is missing one Mark Davis. (get better, mark)

Mark is the best.

Where's SHO now? Just Five Guys??

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Clowny clown

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RandolphCarter posted:

Chaos is the best weird little guy faction

Lead by the weirdest little guy of them all: the tall, handsome and talented Kazuchika Okada!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

No wonder Will was not enjoying the Maid of the Mist

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
haha fuckign love jeff cobb, standing beef moonsault

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