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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! Rampage, baby!* And it's a special episode, because this is the ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!**



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1676947260154757120?s=20

In major Trios action, The Elite*** go head to head with The Dark Order.**** This is an extremely personal match for most of the combatants. The Dark Order has stuck by Adam Page, even at his lowest, when everyone, including the rest of the Elite had turned on him, and now they feel that he's betrayed them by reuniting with The Elite. Page, on the other hand, feels that The Elite are his best shot to take out The Blackpool Combat Club. And recently, The Dark Order abandoned Page and the Bucks to the BCC. So now they're going to settle their differences ... on Rampage!

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1677015691923259392?s=20

The Blind Draw Eliminator Tournament continues, as this sees the unlikely duo of Jeff Jarrett and Matt Hardy take on the extremely likely duo of the JAS' Daniel Garcia and Sammy Guevara!***** There's no love lost between Jarrett and Hardy; can they put aside their differences, or will the more experienced pair come out on top?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1677361836692508672?s=20

In a second Blind Draw Eliminator Tournament match, the tag team of "The Machine" Brian Cage and BIG BILL square off with the team of Trent Beretta and Matt Sydal. Size and strength and definitely on Cage and Bill's****** side, so if Beretta and Sydal want to proceed to the next round, they're going to have to rely on their speed and technical ability.

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1677091304235302912?s=20

Hikaru Shida has been on a roll lately, racking up wins in singles and tag team action. But she has a problem tonight, in the form of "The Problem" Marina Shafir. Will Shida be able to counteract Shafir's MMA background? Will Shafir be accompanied by her frequent tag team partner Nyla Rose?******* Can Shida keep her win streak going?




*Not to be confused with a Rampaging Baby. The most dangerous of the babies.
**That sweet number, perfect for syndication.
***aka The Hung Bucks
****Well, what's left of them.
*****Luck of the draw, eh?
******I'd dub them "The Big Machine", but that was Blackjack Mulligan's The Machines gimmick.
*******And why doesn't Shafir wear her "Blossom" hat anymore?

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Had to get groceries and the streetcar was down but I made it!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



RAMPAGE

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Can’t believe it’s the show I’ve been waiting on 100 times

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
how hte gently caress did i not see this thread??

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Davros1 posted:

*Not to be confused with a Rampaging Baby. The most dangerous of the babies.

Takeshi Morishima we miss you :smith:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



OH poo poo we're starting with this?

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
High profile opener

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


The dark order did nothing wrong

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Maxwell Lord posted:

Had to get groceries and the streetcar was down but I made it!

Did you rely on the kindness of strangers?

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



RandolphCarter posted:

The dark order did nothing wrong

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Interesting so they segued right from Dynamite schmozz ending into this. Nice.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








didnt this match already happen

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Tweak posted:

didnt this match already happen

Dork Odor wanted to lose more

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Dark order has legitimate grievances

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
can't believe this is already 100 babys rampage

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

This has been a 3v1 so far.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

WOR or B&V said Matt got kicked in his bicep. Was that this match or in the Dynamite fracas?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


RandolphCarter posted:

The dark order did nothing wrong

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



RandolphCarter posted:

The dark order did nothing wrong

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Important note: This was the last match they recorded that night. Everyone was well lubricated and in a good mood.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

RandolphCarter posted:

The dark order did nothing wrong

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Pinwiz11 posted:

Dark order has legitimate grievances

No they don't. They got angry that Hangman had other friends and acted like babies about it.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Why does the meat man not simply eat the larger opponents

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Silver’s big shine came just as they go to break

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


Oh my God johnny that brainbuster was incredible

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ChrisBTY posted:

No they don't. They got angry that Hangman had other friends and acted like babies about it.

They got angry that once he and his old friends reconciled he completely ghosted them. :colbert:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

ChrisBTY posted:

No they don't. They got angry that Hangman had other friends and acted like babies about it.

I think Hanger ghosting them is a pretty legitimate grievance, but not for this reaction. And, like, this feud seems like it's just so the Elite stays warm in the couple weeks before Blood and Guts

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Ooooh poo poo

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

hangman.... i love u

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




(that was his second attempt at a kip up)

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



MorningMoon posted:

I think Hanger ghosting them is a pretty legitimate grievance, but not for this reaction.

Its wrestling, this is exactly the reaction I want to see.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
This is so cool, but i also can't stop thinking which members of the Elite and BCC could take down the whole dark order solo. Hanger, Kenny, Moxley and Claudio, btw. And Bryan if he were healthy, but at his current condition he'd need to tag with Yuta to beat the Dark Order.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
That was a nice callback

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
SHOOTING STAR

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owwww it looked like Hangman slammed his face into Uno's knee

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

this match is sloppy and hell, i like it

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This poo poo rules

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Gonna assume they decided to rerun Elite/Dark Order solely because they thought up the "catching Hangman falling off the apron and boosting him back up to eat another boot" spot

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

:lol: Uno just kicks him in the face.

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