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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! It's Rampage! Tonight we'll find out who's joining Ruby Soho in the finals of the Women's Owen Hart Foundation Tournament, "The Murderhawk Monster" makes his return, plus other singles and tag team matches!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1679498416471306241?s=20

After a slight postponement due to injury, tonight we'll witness the final semifinal match in the Women's Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! On one side we have the Ring of Honor Women's World Champion Athena, and on the other side, former NJPW Strong Women's Champion Willow Nightingale. A contrast in styles, to say the least, with Nightingale's bubbly personalty clashing with Athena's unhinged** attitude. Will one style prove superior to the other? And if not, will pure violence do?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1679913650612469769?s=20

After some time away from AEW, tonight sees the return of "The Murderhawk Monster" Lance Archer***, and he squares off with Trent Beretta of the Best Friends. Will Beretta spoil Archer's return, or will Archer fulfill his promise that EVERYBODY DIES?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1679921201638981640?s=20

After being obligated to team with his former partner Swerve Strickland in a losing effort in the Blind Draw Eliminator Tag Team Tournament, "Limitless" Keith Lee is reunited with his Naturally Limitless tag team partner, "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes. And tonight they square off with The Jericho Appreciation Society's 2point0, "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard**** and "Cool Hand" Angelo Parker! Can Lee, with Rhodes, put that recent loss behind him, or will Menard and Parker steal the win?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1679589011227291649?s=20

Konosuke Takeshita will be in singles action tonight! While no opponent has been named, look for Takeshita to try to make short work of them, as he gears***** up for next week's Blood & Guts match!


Also,

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1679943855532298240?s=20

We'll hear from the AEW Women's World Champion, Toni Storm!

And

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1679634311144787968?s=20

We'll also hear from The Dark Order.


*It's Danhausen's name for Lance Archer, fyi
**To put it mildly. Remember when she stomped that porcelain doll that was supposed to represent Yuka Sakazaki?
***Which you already know because of my thread title.
****Why Menards (the store) hasn't hired "Daddy Magic" to do ads for them is a mystery to me. He'd at least be more tolerable than their godawful jingle.
*****GEEEEEAAAARRRRR!!******
******You know what show I miss? "Jon Glaser Loves Gear". Such a brilliant show.*******
*******Can you do a footnote for a footnote?

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
You know what Lance should do, bring Alex Zayne. MONSTER SAUCE

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Is this at the normal time tonight?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

still bummed the team of lee and rhodes isn't called "big naturals"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
There's been enough talk.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

I agree, we don't need to hear from the dork odor

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.

Sticky Nate posted:

I agree, we don't need to hear from the dork odor

I'll see you in the main event with this slander.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Davros1 posted:

*******Can you do a footnote for a footnote?

No, it gives me no pleasure to inform you that the authorities have been informed and are on their way to arrest you now :smith:

Davros1 posted:

**To put it mildly. Remember when she stomped that porcelain doll that was supposed to represent Yuka Sakazaki?

Foolish to think that Yuka would let her djinn container fall so easily into the wrong hands (the real thing is currently in the deathgrip of That loving Rabbit.)

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Eat This Glob posted:

still bummed the team of lee and rhodes isn't called "big naturals"

When Keith Lee is put in Fight Forever, this will be the first thing I do

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Cinema hit its peak with Pixels, it doesn't get any better than this.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Eat This Glob posted:

still bummed the team of lee and rhodes isn't called "big naturals"

bartok
May 10, 2006



Shudder poo poo the bed so no Joe Bob but at least I get to watch Rampage live with you fine folks.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

No, it gives me no pleasure to inform you that the authorities have been informed and are on their way to arrest you now :smith:

The place was empty when we got there, no trace of Davros but he left behind thousands of illegal footnotes. We ever find this guy we'll have enough to put him away for good.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

tweet my meat posted:

Cinema hit its peak with Pixels, it doesn't get any better than this.

So glad I got here in time to see the scene where the guy makes out with Q Bert

bartok
May 10, 2006



should have done a final twist of the knife and used the Less Than Jake cover of Surrender

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I'm hearing that this is Rampage.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



RAMPAGE

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


BIG NATURALS

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
botched comb or storytelling???

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



DADDY MAGIC GOING TO BE YEETED

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Penguin Patrol posted:

I'm hearing that this is Rampage.

Preliminary reports certainly indicate Rampage-like activity.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Imagine not liking Kieth Lee

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Thank God Willow is okay

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
double standard schiavonni

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Toney pedantic Schiavone

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
49 straight wins by Athena? wow

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
2.0 are so good. I hope they get a lil program with FTR

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Penguin Patrol posted:

The place was empty when we got there, no trace of Davros but he left behind thousands of illegal footnotes. We ever find this guy we'll have enough to put him away for good.

Davros1 standing in front of a wall of monitors with their arms behind their back, watching you search the abandoned location, smirking.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"That's the exchange rate, we call them $5 words in America." :lol:

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
The beauty of a Dustin Rhodes powerslam.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Kieth got the zoomies

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
BIG BOY

Keith Lee learning from Luther-sensei

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Dustin offering himself as a projectile is brilliance

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Can't believe Keith Lee would assault his own teammate Dustin Rhodes like that.

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk
Gold Nugget Special?

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Keith Lee is so large

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
See where he goes from here, but good cardio from Keith

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Keith looking good out there

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Fun match, love big naturals. And naturally limitless is a good team.

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