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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! Coming off a hot Blood & Guts*, it's time for The Royal Rampage!



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1682050230311845892?s=20

Twenty men, two rings**, one shot at the TNT Title on the line! Who will come out on top? Could it be Swerve Strickland? Jeff Jarrett? Matt Hardy? Darby Allin? AEW's latest signing Nick Wayne? BIG BILL? One of the other competitors? Or will it be the MURDER GRANDPA MINORU SUZUKI?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1682435272363876377?s=20

The TBS Title is on the line, as Champion Kris Statlander has accepted the challenge of "The Problem" Marina Shafir! Statlander is proving herself to be a fighting champion, but with her history of injuries, was it wise to agree to face off against a person with the MMA background like Shafir? Or will Statlander live up to her nickname "More Than a Women"?***

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1682488115238428675?s=20

From a rap battle to an in-ring battle, The Acclaimed and QTV**** go three on three in Trios action! The Acclaimed and Daddy rear end have a shot at the AEW World Trios Titles tomorrow night on Collision, and there is nothing more that QTV would love then to send them into that match with a loss. But there is nothing more that The Acclaimed and Daddy rear end would love than to give QTV the beatdown they deserve. Which side will emerge victorious, and happy that they got their wish?




*Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts! Blood & Guts!
**If you got two rings set up, might as well not let them go to waste!
***I still miss "Galaxy's Greatest Alien"
****That might not be their official faction name, but I don't feel like typing their names out.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

dire card

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
GOJIRA

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


King Kong leading into the royal rampage

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk
Boy Ex sounds rough. Long night?

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



The Whitest Guys U Know

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I turned on the tv to start Rampage and the Spectrum app was on TBS and it was the Matrix lobby scene. How am I supposed to change the channel?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Swerve gets to murder nick Wayne again yay

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



That was a weird recap of nothing.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Ah, they contrived of a way to put Nick Wayne in the ring with Swerve again. Cool

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Oh it’s Godzilla again

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Next wrestler fonna come out before the kaze ni nare

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



KAZE NI NARE

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



What a worker.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Jericho and Suzuki are tagging together?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Suzuki somehow coerced into beating up a young guy

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Maxwell Lord posted:

Jericho and Suzuki are tagging together?

They have a special handshake.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Asking the Boston Crowd to do so many count downs was expecting a bit too much

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Rad ddt

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



HAHA!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
so glad Andy brought the stache back

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Who could possibly eliminate such a big bill?!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

RandolphCarter posted:

Who could possibly eliminate such a big bill?!

Do we have access to a Bigger Bill?

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Bill's advantage is his bigness.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Writer Cath posted:

Do we have access to a Bigger Bill?

We sadly do not have the technology

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk
I'm seeing double! Two butchers!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
I believe that someone in the course of this match will attempt to jump at Big Bill and pay dearly.

Rule #1 of Professional Wrestling: Do Not Jump at Big Man

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
water is wet, the sun is bright, Butcher and Blade fuckin hate Darby

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Okkult posted:

Bill's advantage is his bigness.

What bout his Billing?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Brother Zay :unsmith:

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Writer Cath posted:

What bout his Billing?

Honestly, it could use some work.

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



The Lion of Samoa!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
always nice to see a Matt Sydal

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is honestly the best possible use of Sydal, he's always so fun in these schmozes

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Sydal Swerve and Lio Rush in an crazy kick contest pleae

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
B&B v GoA would be a great match

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk
Red Ring: Big old meaty men slapping meat (and Darby)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Getting deep into "Oh yeah, these guys are still signed" territory

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Big meaty men bumpin Darby

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Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



"Jimmy Legs" Matt Hardy

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