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How much of this are you going to watch?
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Your first tentative taste of football is here!

It's the New York Jets!



Vs the Cleveland Browns!



All live from fabulous Canton Ohio! Unless it gets canceled for some bullshit reason like the sprinkler system malfunctioning again!

Tonight maybe we'll see if the Jets big acquisition of everyone's favorite former Packer will pay off*. You know him, you love him, it's Randall Cobb!







*there is no loving way they play Rodgers in this game

Edit: So game starts at 8:00 EST not 7:00. Oh well! Have an extra hour of shitposting on me.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Aug 3, 2023

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I will put this game on in the background as I play Baldur's Gate 3.

Please be better then being tortured by mindflayers HoF game.

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow
Fiending so hard for football that I'm taking the afternoon off work to watch this crap in the pub with a bro. Have already established rule 1 as "drink whenever Zach throws an int".

Kalli posted:

Please be better then being tortured by mindflayers HoF game.

I, also, remember that Bears-Packers 2019 HoF game, though I like your name for it better.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
We have to listen to Collinsworth's kid now, and he has his same annoying mannerisms? What awful hell is this?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Hell, my fellow football degenerates! Let's make sure we use the preseason to get in top shitposting shape for the real GDTs coming in September.

gently caress the Cowboys.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I think the big story out of Jets training camp that nobody is talking about is how Sauce picked off A A Ron once and now Rodgers is eating all of his meals dry and insisting its just what he really wants. Just cooking his quinoa crusted wings til they're Sahara dry and chewing with his old man teeth.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

I think the big story out of Jets training camp that nobody is talking about is how Sauce picked off A A Ron once and now Rodgers is eating all of his meals dry and insisting its just what he really wants. Just cooking his quinoa crusted wings til they're Sahara dry and chewing with his old man teeth.

Wait till he starts another clay cleanse

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Thanks for the heads up putting a bet in now. On the game being canceled, lol.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



How ~odd~, I can't find a Hank Williams intro to a Jets or Browns game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NpDxk5YRF4

I hope all my rowdy friends are back for Thursday Night.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I am gambling on this game to feel something

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tim Whatley posted:

I am gambling on this game to feel something

You don't need to gamble to feel disappointed like the rest of us.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Al Roker looks weird now that he's not fat.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hello friends

Quiet Feet posted:

Al Roker looks weird now that he's not fat.

he's been not fat for a long time

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Vertical Lime posted:

hello friends

he's been not fat for a long time

I know but I hardly watch any broadcast TV. I think the last thing I saw him in was Zombieland 2.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Tim Whatley posted:

I am gambling on this game to feel something

just post here with us insane people, and I guarantee you'll feel... It may be your sanity slipping away, but it's something.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Quiet Feet posted:

Al Roker looks weird now that he's not fat.

he gave it to revis

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

I suppose I can watch this train wreck until What We Do In The Shadows comes on.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

This Rodgers video :stare:

midwat
May 6, 2007

Mond! Wilson! Catch NFL preseason fever!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





midwat posted:

Mond! Wilson! Catch NFL preseason fever!

Is that what's causing this nausea and rash?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
There is no way this can be worse than Colts-Broncos TNF last season.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Why is Darius Rucker accepting for Darell Revis?

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Ugh, it’s on NBC. I’m not ready for Collinsworth again…

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's funny that Joe Thomas is skinnier then Revis

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Why is Darius Rucker accepting for Darell Revis?

Because the Dolphins make him cry

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Dr_Strangelove posted:

he gave it to revis

The Revis Continent

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005

Lets go The Browns!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Look making a good post in a real game thread starts here people. Put in the work.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Elephanthead posted:

Look making a good post in a real game thread starts here people. Put in the work.
Yes, we should all strive to the standard of Kellen Mond and Zach Wilson.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Elephanthead posted:

Look making a good post in a real game thread starts here people. Put in the work.

It all starts with 3 simple words:

gently caress the Cowboys

That said, I hope serial rapist Watson breaks his leg

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
have the jets won the super bowl yet?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Thank god, some football.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

some bleeding gums murphy energy here

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

Because the Dolphins make him cry

:golfclap:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Elephanthead posted:

Look making a good post in a real game thread starts here people. Put in the work.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

have the jets won the super bowl yet?

In about 3 or so hours they will

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





DeMarcus Why?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It’s beautiful

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose

Vertical Lime posted:

some bleeding gums murphy energy here

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

:stare::stonk::stare:

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