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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's preseason, I'm a long in the tooth vet, this is the effort you get.

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BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Seahaw

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

It's preseason, I'm a long in the tooth vet, this is the effort you get.

It's all the effort Week 1 preseason deserves.

My own thread was going to be titled "Week 1 Preseason I guess"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Opening with a Nikki Haley commercial about how evil China is.

Gonna be a good night.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This game is gonna be background noise while I work out and clean up the aptly named in-law apartment for my in-laws this weekend.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Made breakfast for dinner on the griddle, I'm full, happy, and ready for crappy football.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Is the audio provided by CyberPotato?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:unsmith: I got NFL Network on my Xfinity package.

:smith: My wings aren't here yet.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That man got Ekualized.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Texans oline has some problems. Got eaten alive in the middle by Ekuale, a 5th year random guy, and the rookie 2nd round pass rusher just chased him again.

And now pick Davis Mills!

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
oooooooof

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen
I think the Texans may be bad.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CJ Stroud is pro ready huh

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Big lol

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

absolutely brutal pick by stroud there

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Codependent Poster posted:

CJ Stroud is pro ready huh

He sure looks ready to play for the Texans!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Are these guys doing commentary from the year 1945?

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Silly Burrito posted:

Is the audio provided by CyberPotato?

i thought it was just me.

Codependent Poster posted:

Are these guys doing commentary from the year 1945?

it is funny to imagine a 1945 newsreel guy saying "Bailey Zappe"

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Chin sighting.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:toot:

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound

Kalli posted:

And now pick Davis Mills!

This would be wild

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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It's incredible that the Texans traded their first round pick next year.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Time for a preseason rep of “gently caress the Patriots”.

Silly Burrito posted:

Is the audio provided by CyberPotato?

Codependent Poster posted:

Are these guys doing commentary from the year 1945?

New England’s preseason crew has had semi-lovely audio quality for the last few years. NFL Network always shows a few of their games and it always stands out as inconsistent and sometimes really bad.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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fartknocker posted:

Time for a preseason rep of “gently caress the Patriots”.



New England’s preseason crew has had semi-lovely audio quality for the last few years. NFL Network always shows a few of their games and it always stands out as inconsistent and sometimes really bad.

It sounds a bit better now. Maybe they plugged in the cord the whole way.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I hope they call that roughing on the Pats all season lol

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Turn botched check downs into 15 yard penalties, genius!

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Are the Texans gonna get Stroud killed

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
oh lord im watcing preseason NFL what is wrong with me

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

xbilkis posted:

Are the Texans gonna get Stroud killed

Yes

^^we’re sickos

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

xbilkis posted:

Are the Texans gonna get Stroud killed

He already looks panicked back there

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Stroud is a bust

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Codependent Poster posted:

He already looks panicked back there

It’s preseason and a small sample size but I’m ready to declare him a Bust.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

fast cars loose anus posted:

oh lord im watcing preseason NFL what is wrong with me

You gotta put in your shitposting reps in so you're in full form when the actual season kicks off.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Thornton!!!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY..... BEGIN!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wow

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Yay a play

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1b6ko1I00A

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Android Apocalypse posted:

QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY..... BEGIN!

:getin:

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Android Apocalypse posted:

You gotta put in your shitposting reps in so you're in full form when the actual season kicks off.

im like Shaq I round into shape during the season

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