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Anybody heard of this hard ketone business? I guess it's a drink that converts into ketones in the bloodstream and gets you drunk (their wording is"tipsy" so maybe just a buzz and not full on intoxication but I'm not sure) I bought some to try it out, I just ordered it yesterday not sure when it will arrive. It was pretty expensive but if there really is an alternative to alcohol that's way healthier maybe it's worth it? Also wondering how it mixes with weed. Personally I'm just waiting for the government to crack down on it as right now it seems anyone can order it. Then again is it even harmful to kids? It's just ketones which your body can produce on its own. It's not toxic to the liver like alcohol.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 19:38 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 12:00 |
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Saw an ad for it and figured I'd wait to see how others feel. I assume it's bullshit, like most things, but idk
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 19:39 |
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Have you heard of jenkem, the totally legal sensation that's sweeping the nation?
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 19:46 |
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Yeah just order random chemicals off the internet and drink them. Seems like a good idea.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 19:52 |
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Hollismason posted:Yeah just order random chemicals off the internet and drink them. Seems like a good idea. Yes, do this for the next few years then let me know what kind of cancer you get, that way I can weigh the odds for/against drinking a diet coke and smoking a weed.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:05 |
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If you want a quick buzz just hyperventilate untill you feel dizzy.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:07 |
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my ketones are always hard
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:10 |
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Bad Purchase posted:my ketones are always hard i have not heard of this until now and would like to know more
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:16 |
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Lol ordering research chemicals to cop an extremely light buzz
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:22 |
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is this the beginning of synthahol
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:24 |
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Wait until you find out about autoerotic asphyxiation, the free legal high the government doesn't want you to do!
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:24 |
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Hollismason posted:Yeah just order random chemicals off the internet and drink them. Seems like a good idea. Been saying this.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:26 |
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https://michaelkummer.com/health/hard-ketones-alcohol-alternative/quote:Note that 1,3-butanediol is not to be confused with 1,4-butanediol, an industrial chemical intermediate that the DEA claims is used illicitly as a substitute to gamma-hydroxybutyric acid (GHB) — a Schedule 1 depressant that teens and young adults used in dance clubs in the 1990s. Any mention of butanediol throughout this article refers strictly to 1,3-butanediol! You're roofying yourself, and I'm going to assume it will burn a hole straight through your liver.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:26 |
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Alcohol is pretty natural OP. Not sure why you'd seek out an unknown alternative to get a light buzz. Just have a couple drinks instead of a dozen OP.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:26 |
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ETHANOL FREE ALCOHOL lmao just lol, what a complete misrepresentation of "ingesting a prodrug that metabolizes into GHB (which is not alcohol)" do not take drugs that are completely misrepresenting what they are, op
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:29 |
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im in Hard Ketosis myself
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:33 |
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i guarantee at least one manufacturer is purposely labeling 1,4-butanediol as 1,3-butanediol cuz thats how this always goes, then the feds freak out about the children and schedule it
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:35 |
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On a friday night me and my bros just take turns choking each other out for a safe alcohol free treat
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:37 |
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Aren't ketones responsible for hangovers?
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:40 |
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Aren't ketones horse tranquilizers/ the hot new antidepressant?
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:41 |
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titty_baby_ posted:Aren't ketones horse tranquilizers/ the hot new antidepressant? Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic in the same chemical family as dextromethorphan and phencyclidine. This poo poo is precursors for brain chems like GABA and GHB.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:44 |
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re: random chemicals off the internet, I took adrafinil occasionally for a bit while in the Army because it legitimately did help with things like staying awake during 24 hour staff duty without giving me heart palpitations like too much caffeine does, and even with a fairly large body of medical research behind it and ordering from what "the nootropics community" agreed was a safe and reputable vendor, I was always paranoid that I was ingesting something with heavy metals or some other toxic poo poo in it. After I got out, I looked at ordering more, but apparently adrafinil isn't really being manufactured now, and instead people are taking new unresearched poo poo like fladrafinil and flmodafinil and I figured this was a good place to end my little experiment of ingesting chemicals from the internet. So to sum up make sure you take a double dose to start, I'm sure it's gonna be great.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 20:52 |
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i stopped ordering chemicals off the internet when Canada and the US scheduled 2Cs and the days of getting good, clean 2C-I and 2C-B in the mail ended. I had a buddy that continued ordering Chinese 2Cs for a while. I never took them. He was always bitching about how they were bunk about 90% of the time, to which I would respond, "lol you don't even know what you're taking and I guarantee 1) it's not a 2C and 2) it has lead in it"
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 21:03 |
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The X-man cometh posted:Aren't ketones responsible for hangovers? I think you're thinking of "drinking too much"
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 21:12 |
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i used to buy pot from a guy down by the river. in hindsight, this was a bad place to buy pot. now i get my pot from a doctor with a prescription. much safer.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 21:24 |
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ketone on the ritz
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 21:31 |
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MrQwerty posted:ETHANOL FREE ALCOHOL lmao
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 21:52 |
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La beast already did this a decade ago by huffing alcohol vapors op
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 21:53 |
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If it isn't raspberry ketones endorsed by extremely credible doctor and, frankly politician Dr. Oz who was ROBBED of his rightful Senate seat by idk antifa terrorists fentanyling you through the mail I am NOT. INTERESTED.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 21:57 |
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Dirty Dan Clutterbuck and the Hard Ketones
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:16 |
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I simply just drink a refreshing hard janjerel when I want to get a little "lifted" op
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:17 |
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i "lift" myself with viagra
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:23 |
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Dixville posted:Anybody heard of this hard ketone business? I guess it's a drink that converts into ketones in the bloodstream and gets you drunk (their wording is"tipsy" so maybe just a buzz and not full on intoxication but I'm not sure) "Hard Ketones" is just alkie slang for a medicine cabinet cocktail of two parts flavored mouthwash, one part rubbing alcohol, and a splash of nail polish remover in a 5 oz bathroom Dixie cup garnished with a cottonball.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:42 |
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Can I have a mangosteen hard ketone
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 22:44 |
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Finally, a sequel to the phenazepam thread.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:08 |
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*me ordering an unfamiliar drink at the pub* “Hello I’d like a…hard kee-tone-ays please”
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 00:02 |
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I wait with morbid intent. Also I'm a literal vulture, we like meat pre marinaded.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 01:30 |
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I'd like some "Just Right" Ketones.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 01:32 |
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people are out there drinking this instead of smoking legal weed and that says something about the world
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 01:34 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 12:00 |
how about better ethanol and biology instead? *sips a glass of "hard" ketones*
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